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teddbear (We can dance. We can dance.It's a Safety Dance!)

Member #123484 created: 2005-03-16 19:24:41Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/teddbear   

Name: Phil Mux

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Got me a new coat Beetches

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FRIEND TO ALL, enemy to the rest.


My 2 cents
goth name: Twisted Whispers
I'm about 6'3", older than most here on et, 310 lbs (friggin huge), I love tie-die, I have hazel eyes, my shoe size 12-14 (depending on the style), fav color is red, smoker, light drinker, gauged earrings (currently guage 1/2 inch), night person, movies: Monty Python, Vin Diesel flicks, Mel Brooks movies, Kevin Smith movies, D&D, Hackers, Office Space, Stargate, Labyrinth, (let me know if I should add any I missed), songs: D&D, Yellow, I’m Gonna Be, N’Sync (HAHA just kidding), The Seven Deadly Sins, sorry peeps but no country, (let me know if I missed any of these too lol), I was born and raised in Iowa (The Heartland of America), Been to Mexico twice (once when I was one and then when I was 18), Canada once (family trip), Bahamas once (another family trip), many of the East Coast cities (yet another f***in family trip).
Least Favorite quote ever "If it's not new, It's not in style" This was actually stated as the slogan for a television women's clothing commercial.
That about does it for now.
other emails markmuxy162@aim.com
 kramer_muxy@yahoo.com
nicnames: Chewbacca, baldy, Muxy, Bigguy.


Newest staff member of adopt a parent

new mafia man at The Elftown Mafia
Bouncer/Head barman

I suppose I could just put this here. A friend of mine likes the blue in my house so here ya go[-.-]This is just for you babe.
proprty of Demon-Vixen but don't have a pic yet srry


If we were dating for a year, and we were alone, what would u do with me if u had to decide everything and I had no choice not to do it??

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

If Abercombie & Fitch or Hollister decided that breathing wasn't "cool", half of the teenage population would die within the next 24 hours. Paste this in your profile if you'd be laughing your ass off.

I see: my comp screen
I need: more $$$
I find: coins
I want: a girlfriend
I have: hope
I wish: to be loved
I love: Rachel
I hate: ignorance
I miss: freedom
I fear: lonliness
I feel: content
I hear: too much
I smell: like black
I crave: her touch
I search: my heart
I wonder: if I'll meet her
I regret: Never regret...only experience

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This house is a safe zone
This means that all people are welcome here, regardless of age, race, ethnicity, gender (including gender of birth), beliefs, abilities, sexual orientation, and religion.
Philosophy on such: A person cannot control the matters of their birth.


The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound"
that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


THAT STUDENT GOT THE ONLY A.

favorite qoutes
"And I said I don't care if they lay me off either 'cause I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm quiting" Office Space
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate" Spaceballs
Global warming will happen 2 days before...the day after tomorrow. South Park


heres a great joke it is funny
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Tt's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!"


Road Not Taken, The
by Robert Lee Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.


Marok character description:
Born a human, I was raised in a small villiage half a days travel from a small metropolis until the age of three when the villiage was attacked. My parents were slaughtered and I was orphened in the metropolis. I trained at an early age at the art of self-defense. At the age of ten I ran off to train at any form of fighting. Being young and agile, I was mentored in the martial arts. It was at that time I realized I was quick to adept any form of fighting I encountered (even unknown styles that I fought against). After only two years I became a 5th degree black belt martial arts master. After learning control over my body, I advanced throughout the years learning techniques and styles of all forms of fighting I came across. At the age of 18 I studied in the art of blind-fight. For one complete year I lived as though I had no eyes. I adapted strongly and forcefully to highten all other senses. Shortly after leaving my training grounds I was attacked by a wolf on a full moon. He had biten my right pinky finger off so I cut off his head. The next night of the full moon I realized I had been attacked by a werewolf. It took only until the next set of full moons to retain control over myself. I was able to control my actions as a wolf. the only aspect of the wolf within me unable to control is the ability to shapeshift at will.
Now in love with Takia [ThEGranDWazoO] forever unified by love. She was once cursed by cold, now warmed by the kiss of her true love Marok.
more to come.


At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 17 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . ... having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . ... . not peeing in
your pants.


Joke from Iowa

A Texan, a Nebraskan, and an Iowan are out one day riding their horses on a trail.
After a while of riding, the Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, drinks the whole bottle, then he throws the bottle into the air. He then pulls out his pistal and shoots the bottle in mid-air.
The Nebraskan and the Iowan are somewhat confused. They tell the Texan "That was pretty cool, but why did you do it?"
The Texan replies "Because in Texas we have plenty of whisky and bottles are cheap."
A while later the Nebraskan gets thirsty so he pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few drinks, puts the cork back in and throws the bottle into the air. The Nebraskan pulls out his pistal and shoots the bottle in mid-air.
The Texan and the Iowan then ask him why he did it.
The Nebraskan responds "Because in Nebraska we have more than enough champagne and bottles are cheap."
A while later the Iowan not wanting to be out-done pulls out a bottle of Bud, chugs it down, puts the cap back on and puts the bottle back in his saddle bag. The Iowan pulls out his pistal and shoots the Nebraskan.
The Texan can't believe what he just saw and tells him "That was our friend, why did you shoot him?"
The Iowan tells him "Because in Iowa we have plenty of Nebraskans but bottles are worth a nickel."

Poetry in motion

Don't believe what you hear because it was said.
Believe what you want because I say.
Besides, listen don't hear.
Do you hear what I say.

Oppose those who kill, don't kill those who oppose.
Oppose those who kill, then kill them.
Those who kill should be killed, but what about their killers.
So kill them all, kill all of them.


A hand shake leads to a hug
A hug leads to a kiss
A kiss leads to a lick
A lick leads to a suck
And a suck leads to a fuck
Hey, wanna shake

(X in front of the things I have not done)
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
() I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
() I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
() I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
() I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
() I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
() I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
() I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
() I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
() I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
() I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
() I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL/A CLASS
() I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
() I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX (woke up to it though)
(X)I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX (thank my lucky eyes)
(X)I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT
() I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
() I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
()I NEVER HAD ORAL SEX
()I NEVER HAVE RECIEVED BJ/EATEN OUT
(X) I NEVER HAD ORAL SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.


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Age: 27Year of birth: 1984Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 12

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 42°1.998'N 93°48.000'W

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Known languages
English

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
musicpr0nstrategy games

Music
adult popalternativegoth
heavy metalpunkrock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
board gamesbookscard games
chasing the preferred sexdogsdrinks
eatingfantasygambling
partypornrole playing
scifismokingtheatre
whisky

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: sumo

Height: 191


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