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Member #120439 created: 2005-03-04 20:59:45Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/120439   
Email: taco_man144@yahoo.com

Name: Benjamin Brodie

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Im now mainly on myspace but i still check in from time to time
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HEY PEOPLE MY NAME IS BEN.
I LIVE IN THE USA.
Here are a few of my friends you should check out there page:
[Lady Murder]my sister, and [punker], my sister's best friend.


HERES A LITTLE ABOUT ME
fav. bands: papa roach; linkin park; queen; styx; metal church; A.F.I; Pink Floyd; disturbed; system of a down; pantera; slipknot; hym; greenday; Red Hot Chili Peppers; some Eagles; Ozzy; Led Zeplin; nirvana; mudvayne; stained; 9 inch nails; trapt; slayer; avenge sevenfold; metalica; iron maiden; black saabath; evanescense; ACDC; korn; queens of the stone age; and more <>                        top 25 things u should know about me

1.i love cars any kind especially old hot rods

2.Im a rocker, but i love other music too

3.My nickname is Red

4.my best friends namez are Ty and cory

5.im a senior

6.i love dogs i have 4 of em

7.I own a 1972 honda 150 dirt bike, a 1985 yamaha 350 xt, and a 2008 honda 450

8.i hate the goverment, but love my country

9.i love tacos, taco taco taco taco taco

10.i hate cowboy shit

11.i like to ride anything with a motor

12.im not that cute

13.i can be nice if ur nice to me

14.i like off road stuff like dirt bikes and sand rails and stuff

15.i have 1 truck(dodge dakota), a vw baja bug, a honda accord, and a boat

16.im not very patient

17.if u are gonna write me to piss me off u better not live anywhere near me

18.i go to parker high school

19.i am a christian even though i dont act it

20.i hate preps

21.i dont date over the internet

22.TRAVIS BRYCE SIMPSON IS THE SHIT!!!

23.im different and that used to suck but in parker every1 is wierd so i own it

24.im a desert rat

25.im a hardcore stoner and ill never quit smoking weed(except for right now cuz im on house arrest)

Here are a few good books i like:
The DarkAngle Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings
Goblin Woods
The Hobbit

I NEVER(X) I HAVE( )
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( )I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HEARTBROKEN
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
( ) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
( ) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
( ) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
( ) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
( ) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
( ) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
( ) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
( ) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
( ) I NEVER SAY NEVER

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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..



Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.



Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!



Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.



*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.



..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..
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>>>> >> >> > >....Actually take a second to read this its all
>>>>true!!!!
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy calls u
>>>> >> >> > >he wants to be with you
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy is quiet,
>>>> >> >> > >He's listening to you...
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy is not arguing,
>>>> >> >> > >He realizes he's wrong
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
>>>> >> >> > >he means it
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy stares at you,
>>>> >> >> > >he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
>>>> >> >> > >he has the world
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy calls you everyday
>>>> >> >> > >he is in love
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy says he loves you
>>>> >> >> > >he means
>>>> >> >> >it
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy says
>>>> >> >>he can't live without you
>>>> >> >> > >he's with you till your done
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a guy says, "I miss you,"
>>>> >> >> > >he misses you more than you could have ever missed him
>>>>or
>>>> >> >>anything
>>>> >> >> > >else
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >>
>>>> >> > >Girl facts:
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl is quiet,
>>>> >> >> > >millions of things are running through her mind.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl is not arguing,
>>>> >> >> > >she is thinking
>>>> >>deeply.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
>>>> >> >> > >she is wondering how long you will be around.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
>>>> >> >> > >she is not at all fine.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl stares at you,
>>>> >> >> > >she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl lays on your
>>>> >> >>chest,
>>>> >> >> > >she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl calls you everyday,
>>>> >> >> > >she
>>>> >> >> >is seeking for your attention.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl wants to see you everyday,
>>>> >> >> > >she wants to be pampered.
>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
>>>> >> >> > >she means it.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >When a girl says that she can't live without you,
>>>> >> >> > >she has made up her mind that you are her future.
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >>
>>>> > >When a girl says, "I miss you,"
>>>> >> >> > >no one in this world can miss you more than that
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >---repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will
>>>>call
>>>> >>you
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > >post this as "WHEN A GUYS SAYS HE MISSES U"


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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"


Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."


Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"


Girl: "Because he touched my hand."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he touched my breast."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)


Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"


Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"


Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life















Age: 18Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 15

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Arizona

Town: Parker

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
buildingslandscapeweapons

Computer interests
chatemailinformation seeking
maths and engineeringmusicprogramming
videoWindows

Music
countrygothheavy metal
progressive metalpunkrock
techno

Other interests
animalsanimebeer
board gamesbookscard games
carpentrycarschasing the preferred sex
chesscookingdogs
drinkseatingelectronics
fantasyfilmfishing
gamblinggeographyhistory
huntingmotorcyclesparty
plantspoliticsreligion
role playingsingingscifi
smokingsnow scooterssporting
travellingwatching sportwhisky
woodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 170


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