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tragedy of life

Member #119711 created: 2005-03-02 02:22:10Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/119711   

Name: Amber Rose (and yes that is my real name)

photo

me and my sisters sleeping...that was a good dream. im the one on the right.....thats not my room by the way....

drawing

thats me and my sisters in yellowstone when it was raining. thats liz on the left and then me and then becca

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Town DrunkStreet childAdventurer

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thats me asleep. dont i look peaceful?

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yup thats us parking in a no parking zone

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thats us trying to fit as many people into a phone booth....sadly we could only fit 3. thats my first time going into a phone booth.

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yea.........thats a bird stuck to the front of that van...........how fast do you have to be going to hit a bird like a bug and it would kill it and get it stuck to the car? plus it a van with carseats for babies in it. who drives that fast with a babie in the back??! fucking crazy

FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES TO MAINTAIN YOUR SANITY!!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.

A Perfect Circle

"Imagine"

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

(Imagine all the people sharing all the world)

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

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Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 31

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 44°1.722'N 115°13.524'W

Place of living: USA-Wyoming

Town: casper

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglish

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elfwood URL: life

Fanquarters URL: sucks

Wyvern URL: so

Home-page URL: deal

Weblog URL: i did

Favorite URL: can you?

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsvampires

Computer interests
chatemailmusic

Music
alternativegothheavy metal
progressive metalpunkrock
techno

Other interests
animedrinkseating
smokingwhiskywine

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 157


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