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Captain Fun of the Fun Police

Member #117791 created: 2005-02-21 17:32:44Simple URL:   

Name: Matt


Number one rule of everything, kids - if you want to look mean and moody, try not sleeping for 36 hours.


There should be a law against me being allowed to play with filters...

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This is More about Me:
Boo! I'm Matt and I'm from Essex, I'm a 20 year old Television Production student that wants to go into screenwriting and directing and I spend far too much time messing around either writing or trying to master my guitar. I'm a pretty friendly guy and will talk to pretty much anyone provided they're nice to me back. I'm looking for people with interests in what I'm interested in - there's a few huge lists somewhere to the left of this, you have no idea how bored I was when I made this - and anyone else who thinks they can turn my opinions on to anything else! Please no freaks with their shirts off letting me know their nipples before I know their names, it really freaks me out.

There are some odd people in this place.

Oh, and I'd like a girl who won't turn into a chav.
Am I asking too much?

These Bands are Cool. If you like them, you're probably cool too:
A Perfect Circle, Alec Empire, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, American Head Charge, Anathema, Audioslave, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Biohazard, Black Sabbath, Corporate Avenger, Covenant, Damageplan, Deftones, Disturbed, Fear Factory, Gary Numan, Godsmack, Green Day, Hatebreed, Ill Nino, In Flames, Lacuna Coil, The Manics, Mudvayne, Muse, Mushroomhead, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Orgy, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Pitchshifter, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Sepultura, Silverchair, Soulfly, Soilwork, Soundgarden, Spineshank, Strapping Young Lad, Stone Roses, Suicide Commando, System of a Down, Unit 187, The Verve, VNV Nation, Weezer & Wolfsheim.

These things arent Bands but they're Damn Good Anyway:
Industrial Metal, Heavy Metal, Punk, Anything else featuring a guitar that sounds good, cheesy B-Movies, horror movies, silly comedies, spicy food, Frasier, M*A*S*H, playing instruments, cheese, the paranormal, UFOs, Italian food, Monty Python, guinea pigs, cats, Spaced, Leslie Neilsen movies.

These things Officially Suck - If you like them, you Might Suck Too:
Moths. I hate moths. All other evils pale in comparison that is the evil of moths.

You may stop reading...


Age: 29Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 27

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Duck

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Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Southend

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
musicpr0nuse communities

heavy metalprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexcrime storieseating

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 190

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