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Name: I'll never tell.. lalala


**mwah** [*ugly*]
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE


This is my son!

A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down,I'm scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not Please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: fine I love you.Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug
Girl hugs him
Guy: Take off my helment,I want you to wear it,its bugging me

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road,the guy realized that his breaks broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time,then had her wear his helment she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you ever loved someone so much, that you would give your life for them,then put this on your site

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Town DrunkBeggarStreet child
AdventurerFastfood worker



thanks and have a nice day..]

drpepper @ wiki
thank u [Magic is in a Sunrise]

I'm Going Under...

[My Fave Bands.Artists]
Nine Inch Nails
5 For Fighthing
3 Doors Down
and many many more..

[09 Things You're Looking Forward To]
1.] Seeing Terry Again
2.] My Sweet 16
3.] Moving Out
4.] Getting My Kitty Fixed (LMAO)
5.] The Fall
6.] Spring Break
7.] Graduation
8.] My Wedding
9.] Seeing My Baby Sister
[08 Things You Wear Daily]
1.] Bra
2.] Undies
3.] Shirt
4.] Pants
5.] Belly-Button Ring
6.] Flip Flops
7.] Skin
8.] Hair
[07 Things That Annoy You]
1.] TeleMarketers
2.] Conceded People
3.] Sluts
4.] School
5.] Dirty People
6.] People Who Stop Right InFront Of You At The Mall!!
7.] Pop-Ups
[06 Things You Touch Every Day]
1.] Wall
2.] Myself
3.] Phone
4.] DoorKnob
5.] Sheets
6.] Dishes
[05 Things You Do Every Day]
1.] Eat
2.] Sleep
3.] Talk
4.] Think About Terry
5.] Watch TV
[04 People You'd Want to Spend More Time or Hang out With]
1.] Terry
2.] Shannon
3.] Mom
4.] MaNana
[03 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over]
1.] Thirteen
2.] The Abyss
3.] Thirteen Ghosts
[02 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment]
1.] Broken by Seether (version feat. Amy Lee)
2.] 6 Feet by Creed
[01Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With]
1.] Terry


[Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss]
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go
[This stuff is so true!!]

[The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
[Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge]
[Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.]
[Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

1. We WANT to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes bc we love you.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Stuart Townsend IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive....
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. DON'T lie to us...EVER.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty.
-He said no.
She asked him if he wanted her.
-He said no.
She asked if she left would he cry.
-He said no.
She turned to leave.
-He grabbed her by the arm and said... you’re not pretty, you're beautiful, and I don’t want you, I need you. And I wouldn’t cry if you left, I would die.

A - Age: 15
B- Best Quality: eyes
C - Choice Of Meat: hotdog
D - Dream Date: anything with the man of my dreams
E - Ex: Brandon
F - Favorite Food: chocolate!!
G - Greatest Accomplishment: being a good person
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: the day me and terry started going out (SERIOUSLY!)
I - Internal conflicts: say what?
J - Job title: photographer
K - Kool-Aid: orange
L - Love: Always Terry !!
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: nothing
N - Name: Haley
O - Outfit You Love: soffees
P - Pizza Toppings: banana peppers
Q - Question you want to ask: Is everything going to turn out to be ok?
R - Red is what: a pertiful color!
S - Sport To Watch: football! (georgia bulldogs only though!)
T - Television Show: American Dad
U - Unique habit: caring for people that I dont even like
V - Very bad habit: Being mean to people sometimes
W - Winter: snow *throws snowball*
X - X-rays you've had: too many to count!
Y - Year Born: 1990
Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini!

[Barney is a f-ed up whore
From our imagination
He screws dogs and horny moms
And then he works his station

Barney has no friends at all
Because he used to rape them
Are things that motivate him.

[(type ur name in the following positions!)]
thumbs together: haley
nose: haley
elbow: haleyt
tongue: haley
chin: ykle3ty6
foot : ghbtaLOWEW3Y67T
eyes closed and with one finger: HAKEY
back of the hand: uhy2`
palm: hasl3ey
mouse: yhloey
wrist: mhyjtazlkey
big toe: hn-AS,twett

Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fu(% me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24.If asked do you love me what would you say?

 You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private or how random.
I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them  ALL!
In turn you post this message in your own journal, wikki, or profile and you have to answer the questions that are  asked of you!

         Back To The Roof..


Age: 15Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 21

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Halfling

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Place of living: USA-Georgia

Town: ask if you wanna know and ill tell you if your lucky!!

Known languages

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
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musicwebcamweb design

adult popalternativecountry
grungeheavy metalhip hop
popprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
animalsboard gamescard games
chasing the preferred sexcookingeating
slackingsmokingwatching sport

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 163

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