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Name: jazmine ~me~
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ok before i start i just wanna tell you people
i don't cyber
sorry... but other than that i really am awfully nice... so come talk to me ^_^
a HELL YEaH PARTY GiRL!, funny, cool, really lazy, fun, hot, fun to hang around with, party girl, a Taurus 4 da Zodiac sign, and a me.
jazzy, kitty, loca, anyways (this one is a weird nickname that my friends made up), and you can make one up if i like it
being a playmate
good personality, not a player, at least a year and a half olda than me, taller than me, patient, and of course, hot. not fat or skinny.
color:baby pink and baby blue
saying: fuck you
hobby:being with guys i like and gettin drunk at parties! hell yeah!
snack:hot cheetos / chocolate ice cream
elftown member: all the pplz i chat with.
artist: all em hip hop and rap people
tv show: jackass and damage control
oh my heck, go here, it is so awesome!
kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. The guy says i love you, you believe its true, but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you'... 10 minutes of pleasure... 9 months of pain... 3 days in the hospital, a baby without a name... the baby is a basterd, the mother is a whore. This never would have never happend if the rubber wouldn't have torn
*10 Commandments of a Teenager*1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)
2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6--thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9--thou shall not think about having sex.
(as Jazzy says just do it)
10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)
If You Love Me, Keep My Commandments... -Jazzy
Eleven Things Your Mom Will Never Say to You
1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
11. Make sure you have enough condoms.
[THINGS GUYS SAY AND WANT GIRLS TO KNOW]
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!
wikis im in:
This wikki is bout me...
Jazzy Lovers United
well, that was my home ^_^ ...
pplz, rite to me cuz i luv talking to ppl... bye! xoxo ~jazzy~
hey do my poll and sign my guestbook!!! please!
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|Month of birth: 5||Day of birth: 19|
Fantasy race personality: Orc
Place of living: USA-Utah
Town: lala land
|adult pop||hip hop||pop|
|cars||cats||chasing the preferred sex|
Civil status: single
Body shape: thin
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