To my humble abode.
Come in,
Sit down.
Have a cup of tea- you must have had a long journey!
Fancy a biscuit?
Oh go on, treat yourself.

Well, I guess I'd better start telling you a bit about myself, hadn't I?

I'm Janice, and I'm 15 years old. I have two sisters, an older one (Allie, 19, is such a nice sister) and a younger one (Caroline, 7, can be really, really sweet!).
I also have two parents, a mother and a father!

I live in Bishop's Stortford, In Hertfordshire, In England, In Europe, In the World, In the Solar System, In the Galaxy, In the Universe!!!
(Follow that? Good because I didn't!)

Oh, you've finished your biscuit. Want another? Go on, it's no trouble.
And you want me to refill your teacup? Can do!

I am a writer, I write all sorts of things. If you want to take a look, look at Zem's writings

Of course, I do not "cyber".
I'm shocked to have to mention this, but people need me to spell it out for them.
I D-O N-O-T C-Y-B-E-R!!
I hope you aren't one of those people who disregards what I say to them, because almost invariably you will be blocked from communicating with me.

Yes, my name does hold relevance to HHGTTG. Look it up if you're interested. And yay if you're a hitchhikers fan!

Oh, you want to know about my hobbies? Well, they include:
-reading
-writing
-cup-stacking (what? I hear you ask. Well, look it up here: <www.speedstacks.com>
-MSN.
-Singing (even if I'm not terribly good at it).
-Sewing and latch-hook.
-Chess.

Oh leaving so soon? Don't forget to visit again. Have some more biscuits for your journey home.

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There is no good.
There is no evil.
There is only hate.
And pain.
And everyone is part of it, some more than others.
Try not to cause pain.
It will only hurt you.

Believe me.
I know.