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[OMG This Is Soo Fricken HIlarious]
PLEASE READ OR SCROLL THROUGH MY WHOLE HOUSE ITS FUNNY!!! U DONT WANT TO MISS OUT
[Oh BTW One Thing Before You Move On All Need TO Know I Feed Off Of People's Guily Concience And Their Anger!!! U Know The Saying "Curiosity Killed The Kat And Stubburn Just Followed" Well If Curosity Has'nt Killed Me Yet Or Maybe Be It Has I Dunno But I Defianitly Am Stubborn!]!
Its Me Weeeeee!
[Me And A Friend At Snowcoming]
[For you people that dont knoe me my name is Alyssa i am bout 5'5 and i have blue eyes and my hair color tends to change from time to time like,red,dark brown, i like to ride dirtbikes,swim,play sports and play with my puppy sandy,i have alot of awsome friends (which id like to say HI to and I WUV YOU GUYS) i dont like cyberin and im NOT a LES SO DONT EVEN ASK! other than that im a person you would really get along with and i mostly get along with everyone!! I have a good side too!! and alot of people juge me before they know me which really sux becasue im not the kind of person u should judge i have a sweeta loving side too u just have to get to know me!!! AND ANY OF YOU THAT DECIDE TO MESS WITH MY FRINDS ILL KICK YOUR ASS!! But Other then that im a good Person to Get Along with.]BUT BEWARE I AM CREEPY,FUNNY,WEIRD,HYPER,I LAUGH ALOT FOR NO REASON (i can look at the floor and laugh),CRAZY!!!
I Had Someone Who Loved Me For Me
You For What You Did To Me
You Bein I Love WIth Me And Looking Into Your Eyes Knowing I Was Safe And U Were Mine
Myself & Knowing I Dont Have You
Why Im Not With U
Everything.....Mostly Loving U
I LOVE: Something Thats Not Mine
I ALWAYS: Blame Me
I AM NOT: Anything Good
I CRY: At Night Hoping One Day U Will Realize How Much U Mean To Me!!!
I WRITE: About You
1) [What's Ur Name]- Alyssa
2)[Nicknames]- lyssa, Big Red, Sexy A
3) [My Family]- Mom, Step Dad, Two Bros, One Step Sis, Step Bro
4) [Do you Smoke]- Nope
5) [Piercingstar]- Nose,Ears & As Of The 29 Of May Ill Have My BellyButton Done
6) [Tatoos]- I Got To Have One
7) [Hobbies]- Friends, swimming, Dirtbike Riding
8) [Favorite Food]- Im Not Sure
9) [Favorite Drink]- Sprite
10) [Favorite Movie]- Troy
11) [Favorite Song]- TIme Will Tell (FlatLine)
12) [Favorite Car]- Lambargine Diablo
13) [Favorite Color]- Black,Red,Baby Blue
14) [Lucky Number]- Dunno
15) [Favorite Time of Year]- Summer
16) [Favorite Instrument]- Guitar, Drums
17) [Favorite Magazine]- Seventeen
18) [Favorite Tv series]- House
19) [Favorite ps Game]- I Dont Play That
20) [Favorite Artist]- That One Guy
21) [Silence or Noise]- Silence
22) [Happy or Sad]- Sad
23) [Tall or Small]- Both
24) [Luv or Hate]- Some People I Love To Hate Or Hate To Love
25) [Dark or Light]- Both
26) [Worst Feeling]- The Month My Dad Went In For Open Heart Surgery And He Had Some Complications After The Sugery And Had TO Have Another One And After That He Went Into A Coma ANd Even The Doctors Told Me He Was Going To Die!!
27) [Best Feeling]- Dont Know
28) [Laugh or Cry]- Both
29) [Fast or Slow]- Both
30) [Sleep or Awake]- Both
31) [Shower or Bath]- Both
32) [Cry Coz of A Movie]- Yeah
33) [Fave Shoes]- My Phat Farms & Sandals
34) [Fave Shop]- Wal-Mart, Max 10
35) [Ideal Job]- Vet, Doctor
36) [Most Anoying Thing About Me]- Me
37) [Best Thing About Me]- Im [melmay83]'s Bitch
38) [Most Embarrasing Time of My Life]- When i Was At My Neighbors Swimming And I CAme Up Out Of The Pool And There Was A Bunch Of Guys There And My Top Came Down ANd My Brother Screamed "OMG Alyssa Ur Boobs Are Hangin Out"
39) [Most Romantic Time of My Life]- Never
40) [Funniest Time of My Life]- When Fill Punched Aaron In THe Face
41) [Worst Time of My Life]- When Aaron Broke Up With Me
42) [Do I Believe in Reincarnation]- Kinda
43) [Do i Believe in Heaven and Hell]- Yes
44) [Do I Believe in God]- Yes
[Things I Have Done:]
( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(X) Been in love
(X) Been dumped
(X) Been fired
(X) Been in a fist fight
(X) Snuck out of your parent's house
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Lied to a friend - everyone lies at some point
(X) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die (saw them dying or right after they died only)
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
( ) Eaten sushi
( ) Been skiing (snow only)
(X) Met someone from the internet
(X) Been to a concert
(X) Taken painkillers
(X) Love someone or miss someone right now
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by,
(X) Made a snow angel
( ) Had a tea party
(X) Flown a kite
( ) Built a sand castle
(X) Gone puddle jumping
(X) Played dress up
(X) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(X) Gone sledding
(X) Cheated while playing a game.
(X) Been lonely
( ) Fallen asleep at work/school
( ) Used a fake ID
(X) Watched the sun set
( ) Felt an earthquake
(X) Slept beneath the stars
(X) Been tickled
( ) Been robbed
(X) Been misunderstood
(X) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo OR jackalope
(X) Won a contest
(X) Run a red light/stop sign (by accident of course)
(X) Been suspended from school YA I BROKE A BOYS NOSE
(X) Been in a car crash?
(X) Had braces-soon
(X) Felt like an outcast/third person
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Had deja vu
(X) Danced in the moonlight
( ) Liked the way you looked
(X) Witnessed a crime
(X) Questioned your heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(X) Squished mud through your bare feet
(X) Been lost....
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with only coins (PENNIES)
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe (IM WAITING)
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
( ) Had a wish come true
(X) jumped off a bridge
[This Is Ma Pal Nikki ][~Danikah~][And Me!!! Wahhhh Creepy Huh???]
GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
[You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life]
[F~ Your ugly, and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ Your an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ Your just someone I dont want to talk to okay?
C ~ Your okay looking I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ Your, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey your kind of cool. Your kind of cute too.
B ~ Your cute. And your a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive, and cool too.
A- ~ Your extremely attractive, and your awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Lets get it on.
A+ ~ THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
A++ ~ i wanna bang you!]
I HAVE A POLL IF U WANT TO TAKE IT
Virgin:HELL YES AND ILL LET U KNOW WHEN THAT CHANGES
My Favorite color is: Baby Blue
My Favorite Animal is: Dog
My Favorite Outfit: Whatever i want to wear
My Least Favorite Thing:People Who Talk Crap Bout Me Behind My Back & People Who Think Their All That (ESPECIALLY ALL THOSE STUCK UP WATERHEAD PREPS)
My Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Red (RIGHT NOW)
My Hobbies:Hunt,Fish,Ride DirtBikes,Talk To /Hang Out With My Friends,Play Volleyball,Softball,All Kinds of things
My Full Name: Alyssa Nicole Heator
NickName:Lyssa,Big Red,BRBLLFS Which is Big Red Bitch Long Lasting Fuck Stick! I got that name from a bunch of Friends!!!!
Place Of Living: Probley Somewhere You Dont
My Bestest Best Friend:Eana [eana]
My Favorite Quote: "bOyZ aRe LiKe BaThRoOm StAlLz ThEiR TaKeN Or FulL Of ShIt" (NOT TRUE FOR ALL GUYZ BUT ALOT OF THEM)
My Favorite Kind Of Music:All Kinds Punk,Rock,Country,Hip Hop,Rap
My Favorite Band:FlatLine
My Personality:Fun,But Weird ALOT
Racist:NO!!! AND ANYONE WHO TALKS TO ME IS THEN DONT BOTHER TALKIN TO ME AGIAN!!!
Party Animal:Yeah i am but not too much of one i like to hang out have a good time
Gurly Gurl:HELL NO!!! never have been never will
People i like:fun personality,nice,funny,NOT STUCK UP!!!,not too serious about everything
People I Hate:Preps,and people who think they are better than everyone else
IF U WANT TO KNOW MORE BOUT ME MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW
[HAVE YOU EVER]
1) Dated one of your best friends:YEP :)
2) Loved/Liked:Hell Yeah
3) Cried:Lots Of Times
4) Drank alcohol:I Would never ;)
5) Done drugs:Nope Never
6) Broken the law:Let Me Think.......Yeah
7) Broken a bone:Yeah My Big Toe
8) Cheated on a test:Once...Maybe Twice
9) Skinny dipped:No Cant Say I Have
10) Played Truth or Dare:OHHHHHHYEAH
11) Ridden in a fire truck:Nope
12) Come close to dying: No
13) Cheated on your BoyFriend:I WOULD NEVER
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride:Yeah *cough* Deana *cough*
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: Not that i can rember
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: YEP!
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty:HELL NO
18) Fell asleep while eating:I Think
19) Met someone famous:Yeah I Work For Ted Nugent
20) Been in a school play: when i was younger
21) Cried in public:Yeah
22) Seen someone die:No!!!!
Lets See How Well You Know Me Now1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me? If you're a gurl, don't answer this. Please?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?
Continued1.Did you message me just because of how i look?
2.If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
3.Do you have a crush on me?
4.If you're gonna be my friend i'd wish you to be with my siblings too. Could you deal with that?
5.What do you think of my family?
7.Do you smoke?
8.Could you keep a secret?
9.What's your fav color?
10. Would You ever date me?
11. Would you ever make love to me?
12. Do you think im hott?
13.Are you going to put this up your house to see what im gonna say about you? and if so, do you want me to answer it?
answer the questions and send it back to me !!!!!!!!!
ILL TELL YOU BOUT MY FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL: [(AND IF YOUR MY FRIEND AND YOUR NOT ON HERE JUST LET ME KNOW AND I WILL PUT U ON HERE)]
[eana] (NICK NAME: EANA) [I wuv her soom much shes one of my Bestest Best friends we have been though alot... and shes a good person to get along with but u mess with her and ill kick your ass!!! and our little secret shes a little weird! She is always there when something is wrong and i can always count on her to cheer me up she always and i mean ALWAYS puts on smile on her face and when times get rough she never gives up and always finds something good in what happens]
DEANA IS NO LONGER ON THIS WEBSITE HER MOM JUST RECIENTLY PASSED AWAY AND SHE HAD TO MOVE IN WITH HER DAD!!!
[melmay83] [Her name is Melisa and shes awsome too we have been friends for while and shes good to get along with but u know like evryone else she has her days but shes mostly in a good mood for the most part I wuv you too melisa]
[123blah1234567] [Alyce is one of the coolest poeple you ever meet! shes funny and will get along with people even if she does not like them we have also been friends for a while and shes really weird too. i wuv you alyce]
[trouble07] [Christee is really kwel too i havent known her all that well cuz i just met her here like 2 yrs ago in high school but shes really kwel and great to get along with]
[Dreams Carved Memories.][Angela is pretty kwel too we havent talked that much this year but shes good to get along with and in her own way this women could get crazy]
[Acdc45] [Alex is pretty kwel and good to get along with all though he like to talk crap bout me all the time] (not really its just a joke)
[*brit_2008*] [Brittany is kwel i have know her ever sence 3rd grade and i moved from where i met her and then we just finally got to see each other agian after a couple of years cuz i move and then she moved now we are at a different school. Shes good to get along with.]
[archangelelf][ Justin is an awsome friend of mine and he really nice no matter what and hes always there when ur sad to cheer u up]
[~*IcyWolfeyesz*~][Nitia Is a really kwel outgoing wird kinda person but shes really fun to be around! She never gives up when times are tough and she always has a smile on her face]
|Age: 16||Month of birth: 5||Day of birth: 26|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: USA-Wyoming
Town: Shithole wyoming
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
|chasing the preferred sex||chess||cooking|
|snow scooters||soap operas||shopping|
|The Town Herald||travelling||watching sport|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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