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*redtears* (i think im ganna die)
cant you see the hurt and the pain in my eyes
i didnt draw this but i just think it is really cool
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If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me?
Hurt yourself?:yes i cut my wrists and watch the blood run down my arm.
Been unfaithful?: only if they were first
Been in love?: yes but it ended in heart break
Done drugs?: fuck yeah! MAN!!!
Gone skinny-dipping?: of coarse
Had a surgery?: 4 as a matter of fact
Ran away from home?: only drempt about it
Played strip poker?: yes in the back of my class room
Gotten beaten up?:fuck no but i kicked my best friends ass
Been picked on?:of coarse but i get them back
Been on stage?: yes and on tv
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and then you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: well i wasnt suppost to go on a date but i did get so drunk that a toilet punched me in the face and i woke up naked in a bathtub full of cold water in my ex boyfriends house!
Slept outdoors?: yes
Thought about suicide?: yeah all the time but then i slit my wrists a couple times and i feel so much better *sigh*
Gone one day without food?: yes i went a month without eating
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: umm ..... yeah i think so
Killed someone?: in my mind
Made out with a stranger?:yes i do that allot
Had sex with a stranger?: hey i do that allot too (its my job) lol just jokeing
Thought you're going crazy?: i am fucking nuts, watch out here comes the crazy train!
Kissed the same sex?: fuck yeah that is how i got to be Bi
Done anything sexual with the same sex?:DUH i am Bi
Had a dream that came true?: yes and i loved every min of it
Broken the law?: many times
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah when i was drunk in my ex boyfriends house i bounced my head off of a chair!
Had a nervous breakdown?: many a time
Been criticized about your sexual performance?: no i have only been aplauded
Bungee jumped?: no but that is one of my goals in life along with jumping out of a plane
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah it was fucking weird too
Been in a wreck? a roll over accident into some trees too bad i got out alive
Been arrested? only a couple of times
Stolen a car? no not yet
Stolen anything? yeah i am a klepto
Smoke? hell yeah i love my reds!
Pot? YEAH MAN!!!!
Crack? no dont plan to
Drink? every chance i get!
Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? yeah that is when i woke up in that fucking cold ass bathtub
Posed for nude pics? yes they went around the school too damn camra phones i think their on a web site and i dont know how many people have them. it was with my best friend [celticfaerie]
Considered a life of crime? i live a life of crime!
Considered being a hooker? i am haha just jokeing guys
Maybe a pimp? no i dont think so
Cheated on someone? yeah they did it first
Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? i love it
Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? all the time
Had sex outdoors? yes on telegraph
REMEMBER . . . KEEP CUTTING!!!!!!!!
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
Girl:Do you think I'm pretty?
Girl:Do you like me?
Girl:Do you want to be with me forever?
Girl:Would you cry if I would leave?
Her: *starts to leave*
Him: *grabs her and makes her look at him*
I don't like you, I love you.
I don't want you, i need you.
I don't think you're pretty, i think you're beautiful...
and if you left i'd die
jesus luvs you stoned or not,
lifes a bitch then u die,
fuck the world lets get high.
we are stoners we have class,
mess with us we'll kick your ass,
so to all you preps who think your cool,
go to hell cuz STONERZ RULE!
~!*22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile*!~
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10 . Play with her hair.
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
17 . Bring her flowers
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
21 . Kiss her in the rain.
22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
*~28 THINGS GIRLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW...
1. We WANT to be hugged.
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES.
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...
10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes because we love you.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault.)
18. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
19. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
20. The "little things" are really the biggest things.
21. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
22. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.
23. We're sensitive...
24. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
25. DON'T lie to us...EVER.
26. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
27. Hold our hand.
28. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier...*~
rock and roll
and smoke a bowl
were so high were seeing heaven
were the class of 2007!
Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love... tonight your true love will realize how much they love you. between 1 & 4 in the morning, tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. if you break the chain then you will have bad luck...
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]
|Age: 17||Year of birth: 1989||Month of birth: 1||Day of birth: 17|
Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Place of living: USA-Ohio
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Favorite drawing objects
|chasing the preferred sex||dancing||drinks|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: both sexes
Body shape: very thin
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