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this is [p7
]....lol u should talk to me cuz im awesome!!lol talk to the person who's house this is too cuz shes awesome.....lol well newayz....
[xXLove Is A 4 Letter LieXx]
they're the awesomest!
My personal day of death is:
[Tuesday, May 31, 2072]
This is a story bout a grl and her bff....The grl was new on elftown...so her bff asked the grl if she wood like her 2 help her out on her site.....the grl sed yes....the bff did a wonderful job at putting some stuff on her site....sum time later....the bff sed sumthin on the grls site bout talking 2 her...nuttin bad or a/t...but yea.....so a/w....the grl decided 2 change her pw so the bff coodnt change her elftown site.....sumtime later.....the bff changed her site again!!!.....thatz when the grl changed her pw 2 sumthin the bff wood *nvr* guess....and 2 this day....the bff is *still* askin the grl what her pw is!! will b continued....now!
This is a continuation of the story above....ahem....ok....no the bff typed up a story *similar* 2 the 1 above.....yes ppls...it is true....she did say some nice thingys bout *herself* but yea....now the grl gave her another clue bout what her pw *cood* b....anywayz...i am now lmao cuz when she finds out what my pw is im gonna change it....not only that....but she is totally freaking out ovr this!!! anywyaz....[yes i spelt anyways that way on purpose]....she is ovrlooking the pw and when she does find out the pw....she is gonna slap herself on the forehead and call me a **copyr**....there's ya ano clue.....have fun britt.....oh...i g2g...well...i mean..not *go* but i mean....get off this *reregister* thingy cuz i just cut myself and idk how.......l8r
hey....im fine...thx fur asking...anywyaz....now the grl is crying inside cuz the bff is mad at her cuz she finally finded out the pw and the grl changed it on her so now the grl is sad cuz the bff took it personally but the grl was just having fun.....*whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!*.......now the grl has nothing better 2 do than type continuations of the story above bout the grl and the bff........now the bff is online so now the grl is gonna talk 2 the bff so they can square things off.....the grl told the bff that she was just having fun but the bff is still mad at her....lil does the bff know.....after the bff signed off rite b4 the grls eyes....the grl changed her pw 2 the original so now the grl and the bff each know eachothers pws....the grl keeps telling the bff i srys but the bff doesnt believe her......she says that the grl is just saying that......but the grl isnt just saying that.....and now the grls fingers r getting tired of typing but shes still going cuz she wants the bff 2 know that the grl still luvs her and that she is vary sry......now the grl is getting vary scared cuz the bff just signed out........the grl is now crying inside cuz the bff is really mad at her for the grl having sum fun.....now its not fun cuz the game just turned into the real world......now the grl is bummed.....now the grl wished the bff coodve stayed on just a lil longer so she cood mail her and say go 2 the grls site and read all of this and that maybe the bff cood still b the bff instead of just a ppls.....now the grl says......
[IM SORRY BRITTANI!!!!! I REALLY AM!!!!!!!]
the bff is still mad at the grl evn tho she read the story above...now the grl is really sad cuz now she doesnt know what 2 say 2 the bff to make her and the grl bff's again....now the bff told the grl 2 go 2 her site in a minute....so now there is a lil hope in the grl left that mayb they cood still b bff's and not b mad at eachother.....the grl now needs 2 go c the bff's site 2 c what she wrote....cross yr fingers 4 the grl!!!!!
ok...methinx the bff is calming down now....the grl is getting happyr but now shes g2g cuz she has an appoinment but hates 2 leave cuz she doesnt want 2 leave the bff....
**YAY!!** the grl and the bff r now bff's again....the bff sent the grl a msg calling the grl her funny fun funny nickname.....and evn tho the grl hates that nickname....it shows that the grl and the bff are bff's again.....like i sed b4....anwyaz....methinx i have a papercut....oh...and just so ya know...this is a continuation of the storyz above.....lol....the grl is now happy.....HI BACON!!! *WAVES FASTER THAN BACON*....go ahead.....quote me....like i sed b4...i dont repeat myself....lol...anywyaz....i luv 2 talk...especially 2 the bff.....all y'all that is readin this and more storyz.....u have no flippin clue wtz going on....but OH WELL!! not that i care.....just think bout it...fur all y'all that dont know the grl and the bff......this maybe one of the most confusing storyz uve evr read....lol...oh well.....my advice: join the confused ppls wiki thingy majigger....oh yea...one more thingy.....[THIS IS A TRUE STORY BOUT A GRL AND HER BFF!!!!] [ AND SADLY....THE STORY ENDS HERE]
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
i luv this poem....
SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM
I went to a birthday party
but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink and all,
so I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
that I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and
your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
sure to get home in one piece,
never knowing what was coming,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive
that I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid,
tell Daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven to
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom or dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say
I love you and good-bye.
sad, sad, sad....and that's a true story 2....
now...what do u think of this 1?
PLEASE HERE WHAT IM NOT SAYING
Don't be fooled by me.
Don't be fooled by the face I wear.
For I wear a mask, a thousand masks,
masks that I'm afraid to take off,
and none of them is me.
Pretending is an art that's second nature to me,
but don't be fooled.
For God's sake don't be fooled.
I give you the impression that I'm secure,
that confidence is my name, and coolness is my game,
that the water's calm and I'm in command,
and that I need no one.
But don't believe me.
My surface may seem smooth but my surface
is my mask, ever-varying, and ever-concealing.
Beneath lies no complacence.
Beneath lies confusion and fear and aloneness.
But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know it.
I panic at the thought of my weakness and fear being exposed.
That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind,
a nonchalant sophisticated facade, to help me pretend,
to shield me from the glance that knows.
But only such a glance is precisely my salvation.
My only hope, and I know it.
That is, if it's followed by acceptance,
if it's followed by love.
It's the only thing that can liberate me from myself,
from my own self-built prison walls.
from the barriers I so painstakingly erect.
It's the only thing that will assure me
of what I can't assure myself,
that I'm really worth something.
I don't like to hide.
I don't like to play superficial phony games.
I want to stop playing them.
I want to be genuine and spontaneous and me,
but you've got to help me.
You've got to hold out your hand
even when that's the last thing I seem to want.
Only you can wipe away from my eyes
the bland stare of the breathing dead.
Only you can call me into aliveness.
Each time you're kind and gentle and encouraging,
each time you try to understand because you really care,
my heart begins to grow wings, very small wings,
very feeble wings,
With your power to touch me into feeling
you can breathe life into me.
I want you to know that.
Who am I, you may wonder.
I am someone you know very well.
For I am every man you meet,
and I am every woman you meet.
kinda weird but.....hey, so am i...
btw......here r like, some bsw.....
CAUTION: I DRIVE LIKE YOU DO!
STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY.
SAVE THE EARTH, IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE.
MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING, ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME, SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
WATCH OUT FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND ME!
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE, REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE THE BODY.
WANT TO GET LAID? CLIMB UP A CHICKEN'S A** AND WAIT!
i BREAK FOR.........O S**T NO BREAKS.
IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE!
U.S.M.C.........UNCLE SAM'S MISGUIDED CHILDREN.
I LOVE TO GIVE HOMEMADE GIFTS....WHICH ONE OF MY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
100,000 SPERM AND *YOU* WERE THE FASTEST!?
THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T.
A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, NIGHT.
A MOUSE IS AN ELEPHANT BUILT BY THE JAPANESE.
A NUCLEAR WAR CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY.
ADULTS ARE JUST KIDS WITH MONEY.
ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS, SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS.
ALWAYS REMEMBER, YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
AMERICA-LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!
AUNTIE EM: HATE YOU, HATE KANSAS, TAKING THE DOG. - DOROTHY.
BAD COP!-NO DONUT!
BE NICE, SOCIETY ALREADY SUCKS.
BILL CLINTON-89% FACT FREE.
BORN FREE.....TAXED TO DEATH.
BOYCOTT SHAMPOO....DEMAND REAL POO INSTEAD.
BUMPER STICKER IN THE YEAR 2100 - DISCO STILL SUCKS.
CAT: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.
CHANGE IS GOOD....YOU GO FIRST!
COMFUCIOUS SAY "MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET, IS HIGH ON POT."
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.....SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
DID YOU JUST FART OR DO YOU ALWAYS SMELL THAT WAY?
DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF A DRAGON, FOR YOU ARE CRUNCHY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP.
DO THEY EVER SHUT UP ON YOUR PLANET?
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED, THEIR IDIOT IS MISSING.
YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF ITS IDIOT.
DON'T DRINK AND PARK - ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE.
DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE PLANET.
ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED; CHARGED WITH BATTERY.
EVERY SLIVER LINING HAS A CLOUD.
EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, SOME JUST DON'T HAVE FILM.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET!
FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT.
FIGHT SOCIALISM...VOTE REPUBLICAN.
FLIES SPREAD DISEASE, KEEP YOURS CLOSED!
FLORIDA: IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY WE VOTE, THEN TAKE I-95 AND VISIT ONE OF THE OTHER 56 STATES.
FLORIDA: IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T VOTE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE US DRIVE.
FLORIDA: WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WAIT! RECOUNT!
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, EXCEPT THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE AT SCHOOL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
FOR HIM TO GET AN IDEA, IT WOULD TAKE A SURGICAL PROCESS.
GIVE BLOOD AND YOU TOO COULD GET A FREE BUMPER STICKER.
GOD GAVE MAN A BRAIN AND A PENIS AND ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO OPERATE ONE AT A TIME.
GRAVITY IS A MYTH...THE EARTH SUCKS.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE! PLANT A MAN!
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, POSTAL WORKERS DO.
HAVE YOU SEEN ELVIS? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE.
HE WHO FARTS IN CHURCH SITS ON HIS OWN PEW.
HE'S NOT DEAD, HE'S ELECTROENCEPHALOGRAPHICALLY-CHALLENGED.
HONK IF YOU LIKE BOY BANDS - THEN DRIVE INTO A TREE.
HOW'S MY DRIVING? 1-800-YOU-SUCK.
I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON PER DAY...TODAY IS NOT YOU DAY AND TOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER.
I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO.
I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF AND I HAD A FEW INCHES TO SPARE. THANKS!! THIS WAS BETTER THAN ANY DIET I'VE EVER BEEN ON.
I MAY BE FAT, BUT YOU'RE UGLY - I CAN LOSE WEIGHT!
I SEE DUMB PEOPLE.
I TOOK A PAIN PILL. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
I THINK THAT I THINK, THEREFORE I THINK THAT I AM.
I MAY BE SLOW; BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU.
I MUST HURRY, FOR THERE THEY GO AND I AM THERE LEADER.
I JUST LOVE NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION!
I SOUPORT EDEKASION.
I TRIED BEING NORMAL ONCE...I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
I USED UP ALL MY SICK DAYS, SO I CALLED IN DEAD!
I WANT TO DIE IN MY SLEEP LIKE MY GRANDFATHER...NOT SCREAMING AND YELLING LIKE THE PASSENGERS IN HIS CAR...
I WISH I COULD KILL THE SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE, BUT SUICIDE IS A CRIME!
I WISH I WERE A GLOW WORM; A GLOW WORM IS NEVER GLUM, BECAUSE HOW COULD YOU BE UNHAPPY WHEN THE SUN SHINES OUT YOUR BUM?
I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT; SOME PARTS ARE MISSING.
IF A**HOLES COULD FLY, THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT!
IF LIFE'S AN IDIOT, THEN YOU MUST BE THE GOD.
IF WALKING IS *SO* GOOD FOR YOU, THEN WHY DOES MY MAILMAN LOOK LIKE JABBA THE HUT?
IF WE ALL QUIT VOTING, WILL THEY GO AWAY?
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M CHEAP, FAST, AND EASY.
fun fun fun! (bumper stickers rock!.....penguins rock!.....blondes rock!)
how r u?
i like writing random thingys...its so fun isnt it?...u shood try it sumtime....c...this is random isnt it?....random things can b funny 2...like this isnt...kinda funny huh....anywayz.....ppls....talk2me....send me a msg or sumthin!!pleez!!!i am desperate!!!!.....actually im not....i just sed that just cuz....HI *BRITT*! *WAVES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET* i luv saying that...go ahead....quote me...i dont care....but ask b4 taking anythings else off my site pleez....if not...well...i dont know what...but oh well...just at least say u got this from my site...ok? clear? get it? got it? goooooood....cyaz!!!
just some *very* sad poems....
DEATH NOT BEING THE WAY
i held the knife so close to my heart
like a foolish child i sat and i cried
didnt realize what i had done, what i had tried
tears mixed with blood, pulled myself up, in tears scribed:
"to those who dont care, to those who cant see
never give up, always thrive to be free:
don't know how many people would later cry
"tried to be free, yet i see this isnt the way"
friend at the door, ran as fast as she could
too weak to say im sorry, otherwise i would
in tears, looked at the blue sad day
when you come and see this pool of blood and me
this isnt the way my life was meant to be
WARPED AND TWISTED
harsh words and violent blows
hiddens secrets nobody knows
eyes are opened, hands are fisted
deep inside im warped and twisted
so many tricks and so many lies
too many whens and too many whys
nobody's special, nobody's gifted
im just me, warped and twisted
sleeping awake and choking on a dream
listening loudly to a silent scream
call my mind, the number's unlisted
lost in someone warped and twisted
on my knees alive but dead
look at the invisible blood ive bled
im not gone, my mind has drifted
dont expect much, im warped and twisted
burnt out, washed, empty and hollow
today's just yesterday's tomorrow
the sun died out, the ashes sifted
im still here, warped and twisted
both are about suicide, both are true, both are sad
k.....this 1's bout death....
I had on new clothes,
New sneaks on my feet.
I was there for class on time,
Went to the back and took my seat.
Yeah, I'm moving up,
I'm already grown.
Soon I'll be graduating,
And out on my own.
I talked to some of my friends,
We were all having fun.
Said some things I shouldn't have said,
Did stuff I shouldn't have done.
I knew I was different.
I felt God touch my heart,
I knew I should set a standard,
But then I'd be set apart.
Walking to the bus,
I was not looking for strength.
I heard the car tires screeching,
But now it's too late.
I'm standing in this room,
And I can see the heavenly gate.
Oh no I never prayed.
I thought I had time to get it straight.
An angel walked to me,
He had a book in his hand.
I knew it was the Book of Life,
When would this dream end?
I told him my name,
And he began to look.
Then he looked at me sadly and said,
Your name is not in this book.
Angel, this is a dream,
No, I can't be dead
He closed the book and turned away,
He whispered - You cannot proceed ahead.
No...no this can't be real,
Angel, you can't turn me away.
Let me talk to God,
Maybe he'll let me stay.
He led me to the gate,
Jesus came to me.
He did not let me in but said,
Beloved what is your need?
Jesus, I cried, please,
Don't cast me away from you.
Tears ran down his face as he said,
You knew what you needed to do.
Lord, please I'm young,
I never thought I would die.
I thought I'd have plenty of time,
Death caught me by surprise.
Lord, I went to church,
Please Jesus, I believe.
He said you would not accept me,
My love you would not receive.
Lord, there were too many hypocrites,
They weren't being true.
He took a step back and asked,
What does that have to do with you?
Lord, my family claimed to be saved,
They weren't real. You know.
He said, I died for you,
Now I have to go.
I fell to my knees crying to Him,
Lord, I planned to be real tomorrow.
I couldn't, make Him understand,
I had never-felt such sorrow.
Then it hit me hard, I said,
Lord, where will I go?
He looked into my eyes and said,
My child you already know.
Please Jesus, I begged,
The place is so hot.
It seemed to trouble and grieve him,
He whispered, DEPART FROM ME, I KNOW YOU NOT.
Lord, you're supposed to be love,
How can you send me to damnation?
He replied, With your mouth you said you loved me,
But each day you rejected my salvation.
With that in an instant,
Day turned into night.
I never knew such torture could be,
Now too late, I know the Bible is right.
If I can tell you anything,
Hell has no age.
It is a place of torture,
Separated from God and full of rage.
You know, I thought it was funny-a joke,
But this one thing is true.
If you never accept Jesus Christ,
HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU
So please, ask Him into your heart.
Please show this to everyone you care about.
(((which should be everybody))
pretty deep huh....copy this and send it 2 evry1 that's in yr heart
ok....this 1 is like, so totally sad....
MY NAME IS MISTY
My name is Misty
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I have been punished
With cigarette burns
My neck is broken
My head won't turn
I'm really just
An expensive joke
No more, no less
Than speed or coke
When I'm awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
Be quiet now
I hear the car
My dad is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him swear
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the walls
I try to hide
But it's too late
His face is twisted
He strikes at me
Again and again
Oh dear God
Please let it end
My name is Misty
I am but three
Last night my father
*this* 1 is sad 2....
PIZZA, A PARTY, AND A MOONLIGHT RIDE
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting, she'd have friends soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parrties, she was so happy.
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great,
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one problem stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event,
But as she rushed around like she had no sense.
She began to feel guilty about all the lies,
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well, the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time,
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine.
Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff.
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff.
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point,
But only he he'd smoked another joint.
They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride,
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive.
They finally made it to the point at last,
And Jeff started trying to make a pass.
A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all,
(And by a pass, I don't mean playing football).
"Perhaps my parents were right...maybe I am too young.
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb."
With all of her might, she pushed Jeff away.
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas,
In a matter of seconds they were going to fast.
As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger,
Jenny knew that her life was in danger.
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down,
But he just got faster as they neared town.
"Just let me go home! I'll confessed that I lied.
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash.
"Oh God, please help us! We're going to crash!"
She doesn't remember the force of impact.
Just that everything all of a sudden went black.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"
Voices she heard...a few words at best,
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was alright,
And if the people in the other car were alive.
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad,
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.
They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do,
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the car!?" Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."
"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there, she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best to bid that girl, her one last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad,
"Because the people in the other car were her Mom and Dad."
This story is sad and unpleasant, but true,
So young people take heed, it could have been you.
deep stuff huh? could u imagine?
have u evr wondered what was in Einstein's refrigerator?
40,000 people die each year from toilet accidents
on average, 13 ppl die each year from vending machines falling on them
i luv u 2 ^_^
im tired ~_~
im combobulated (or s/t like that...) *_*
i made an arrow!
penguins can jump as high as 6ft in the air (penguins rock!)
Pigs can become alcoholics. (just think about it...)
Talk show host Montel Williams had a nose job. (haha!)
The average American butt is 15 inches long. (whoa man)
The average housefly lives for one month. (yes!!)
The average person laughs 15 times a day. (really....)
The average person over fifty will have spent 1 year looking for lost items. (no comment)
The deepest penguin dive was 1261 ft under the water. (penguins still rock!!)
The dolphins that live in the Amazon river are pink. (pink rox my sox!)
The dumbest dog in the world is the Afghan. (compared to some people i know....that ain't true)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (that's one appointment canceled)
The first word spoken by an ape in the movie Planet of the Apes was smile. (cheese!)
The horse's name in the song Jingle Bells is Bobtail. (huh)
The human brain stops growing at the age of 18. (try 15 o smart one)
The human brain is so complex; that it would cost over 8 billion for anyone to program,and sell a computer(s) to do all the things it does! (fundraiser?)
The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Perriwinkle Blue. (im a very colorful person)
The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years. (noooooooooooooo!)
The magic word 'Abracadabra' was originally intended for the specific purpose of curing hay fever. (straw)
The name of Jaba the Hutt's pet spider monkey is Salacious Crumb. (yummers)
The perfect pickle should have seven warts per square inch. ( uh...ewwwww!)
The song with the longest title is 'I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues' written by Hoagy Carmichael in 194He later claimed the song title ended with “Yank” and the rest was a joke. [Source: Guinness Book of World Records] (and why doesn't that sound right?)
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. (Hershey actually sells that?!?!)
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom. (easily amused)
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. (whoops)
While sneezing, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (pop)
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. (killed?!?!)
Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (that's what was wrong with her!)
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. (no it didnt)
Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.' (awwwwwwwwww!!!)
November 29 is National Sinky Day; a day to eat over one's sink and worship it. (neatness)
Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases. (achoo!)
More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks. (figures)
The chances of dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning. (told ya)
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. (thank god)
A baby in Florida was named Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny.
His middle name is George James. (true will laughing life bucky boomer manifest destiny)
The first ever ""World Summit on Toilets"" was held in Singapore in November 2001. (i wonder what the trophy looked like...)
Almonds are members of the peach family. (ok)
-------------just a nice conversation w/myself-----------
how r u
(y so goooooooooooooood)
(what do u mean u dont know u typed it?!?!)
cant i just feel like typing s/t 4 once
(i know i am but what r u)
nice 2 meet u
u shood go 2 bored.com
either that or talk 2 oliver
yea....it's a he/she.....it wears a thong
w/e.....hey *straw* do u hear that??
that beeping noise....
(what beeping noise?)
.....that beeping noise!
i know i am but what r u?
hey *straw* me 2!
this is lame
k bye bye!
(right bak atcha!)
I am worth [$2,038,262.00] on HumanForSale.com</a>
<''''''> ~ this is an animal
<'''''> ~ so is this
not a low calorie food
Ultimate Mouth Freshening TM
NATURAL & ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR
NET WT 1.5 OZ (43G)
not to share
oh yea....PINK ROX!!!!!!!
[Abortion is wrong!!! Join Protectors of the Unborn!!!]
2 hard of a task 4 me.....
yea...i can be pretty sarcastic...lol
OK....heres some awesome thingys that i got off
[World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to Cows]
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
[Real World Communism]
You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market.
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
which 1 do u like better huh??
Note 2 [p7].....
i have changed my password 2 a word that is in yr brain....and not in the dictionary....i will give u a clue....it is five *letters* long....light go off yet??
salut là ! si ceci ne vient pas hors de la droite il signifie qu'il y a peu de traduction sans heurt entre anglais et français. quoi qu'il en soit je peux parler français quoiqu'il ne pourrait pas sembler tellement bien sur ceci mais moi bidon et moi l'apprécions ! si vous voulez vous pouvez me parler en français je ne vous occuperez pas.
yea...that didnt cum out rite....S-]
|Age: 12||Month of birth: 3||Day of birth: 19|
Fantasy race personality: Duck
Place of living: USA-Arkansas
Town: somewhere u dont want 2 visit...great ppl tho...
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elfwood URL: maybe i wont tell u...
Fanquarters URL: wont tell u this either
Wyvern URL: nope
Home-page URL: will u *quit* asking me all these *lame* questions?!?!?
Weblog URL: its not that i *dont* have 1...cuz i do...
Favorite URL: *this* 1 ill tell u....its [http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com]
Elftown crew wannabe: No
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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