Go fan Bob's Diner, you jerks.
So tornadoes rape my home state (Bama) and I'm gone for ten days. I come back to no messages and wiki comment updates with nothing but spam and other annoyances. I see how it is, you guys! You don't even care! Fine! Whatever! Gah!
I swear, If I see one more of your diary entries about a dream you had, so help me...
This means all of you. I'm talking to at least six of you out there... you six know who you are... unless you have amnesia... in that case, I'm sorry... sorry that you don't remember Bob's Diner that is! ...B's D is now serving real meat by-products! ...we're open 24/7... stop on by!
Elftown is boring, so here's this:
1.You have ten dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you buy?
Condoms, lube, chocolate milk.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you be?
3. Who is your favorite redhead?
4. What do you order when you are at IHOP?
5. Last book you read?
Bible, Kama Sutra
6. Describe your mood.
Enraged, high, barely lucid
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Someone who puts out... someone who's a filthy whore... [Sunrose]!
9. Rock concert or symphony?
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
11. Favorite soda?
Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Cream Soda
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
13. If you could only use one form of transportation
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theaters?
15. Name an actor/actress/
16. What is your favorite kind of cake?
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
John McCain action figure.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
20. Favorite toy as a child?
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Not often enough.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Apples... or peaches... or grapes...
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
Well, yeah. Who doesn't?
26. Do you like running long distances?
Yes. My hero is Forest Gump.
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
28. What color are your bedsheets?
29. What's your favorite flower?
30. Do you do ballet?
Only when I'm alone.
31. Do you listen to classical music?
32. What is the first TV theme song that pops in your head?
33. Do you watch SpongeBob?
34. What temperature is it outside right now?
Don't care enough to find out.
35. Do people consider you smart?
Don't know. Ask them yourself...
36. How many piercings do you have?
One on my kidney.
37. Are you signed on AIM?
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
39. How do you feel about your family?
Their bodies make good furniture.
40. Do you have an iPod?
41. What time do you go to bed?
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Don't have a CD player.
43. What movie do you know every line from?
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
45. What did you get for Christmas this year?
A savage beating.
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you?
47. Do you like hugs?
From big chested women, yes.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
That's disgusting! Who eats butterflies?!
49. What is the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Sometimes people accidentally call me douchebag...
50. Last person you hugged?
My presence on Elftown will soon become somewhat scarce... sad, I know. I will, of course, comment on Bob's Diner (open 25/7!) from time to time, but that's about it. Don't worry though, my friends! I will return (maybe next year? I don't know) and try once more to become a guard/council member/guide/s
P.S. Seriously. Freakin' drop dead.
P.P.S. I'm freakin' serious, man! I'll cut you!
P.P.P.S. ...*eats ramen*...
Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
This isn't that controversial.
Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Abortion: for or against it?
Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Not fail, but struggle.
Do you believe in the death penalty?
Only for the most extreme, unhelpable criminals.
Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Never! Stupid potheads!
Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against, unless there are extreme circumstances. (super models/million
Do you believe in God?
Sure I do.
Do you think being gay/lesbian/bi
Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Hey! I'm Hispanic! And there's nothing that bad about it... It's preferable that they come here legally though...
A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep him?
Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No, in fact, it should be raised to 25.
Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No? We're already over there helping the Iraqis and ensuring their freedom. How would it look if we were to just up and leave them. Without us there, another radical group would take over... Also, Bush rules. Cheney too.
Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Do you believe in spanking your children?
Hell yes. Beat the little bastards until they understand!
Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Depends on who saw me burning the flag.
Who do you think would make a better president?
Do you think Obama will be killed?
Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?
Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
It doesn't matter. I hate everyone reading this anyway... (you too, mom!)
Today I was riding my horse through a field, shooting at poes, when all of a sudden Navi starts yelling at me to listen to her. "Dude! You need to get over to the freakin' Forest Temple! They's some crazy sh*t happenin' an' you needs to check it out!"
So I headed towards Kokiri village so I could get to the temple. When I finally got there, I got off Epona and whipped out my bow. I saw a creature running at me, so I shot it repeatedly in the face. It turns out it was just Mido trying to hug me. After a brief funeral, I continued onward. Upon entering the temple, I saw a bat flying around that appeared to be on fire. I thought I would help it out by firing an ice arrow at it. Apparently, ice arrows kill bats, rather than just put out the fire. All of a sudden PETA came out of nowhere and started throwing stuff at me, so I shot a few of them in the face with my hookshot... and then... blah blah with the budget...
Damn it. Missed it by five.