[LeriSuccubus]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2007-06-17
Written: (5451 days ago)

Car Accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

[now that you've had a laugh, do my damn poll!]

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Written about Thursday 2006-11-02
Written: (5678 days ago)

This is a draft of what I will say to you.

"Nice note, too bad I wasn't that important enough for you. Also nice to know that you had to have Jennifer give it to me, which makes me even more mad that you couldn't even tell it to my face. This is for you [hands him stuff in a plastic bag], and I believe you have something of mine [snaps bracelet on my wrist]. Thanks for lowering my self-worth and lying to me."

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Written about Wednesday 2006-01-18
Written: (5967 days ago)

I havent been on elftown forever. I just updated my homepage with more recent BETTER pics.

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Written about Thursday 2005-08-25
Written: (6113 days ago)

scars


I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And my scars remind me that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel


Drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
I'm pissed cause you came around
Why don't you just go home
Cause you channel all your pain
And I can't help you fix yourself
You're making me insane
All I can say is


[Chorus:]
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel


I tried to help you once
Against my own advice
I saw you going down
But you never realized
That you're drowning in the water
So I offered you my hand
Compassions in my nature
Tonight is our last stand


[chorus]


I'm drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
You shouldn't ever came around
Why don't you just go home?
Cause you're drowning in the water
And I tried to grab your hand
And I left my heart open
But you didn't understand
But you didn't understand
Go fix yourself


I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life
I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life

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Written about Sunday 2005-07-31
Written: (6137 days ago)

....tired..... mostly the only time I can get on is at night... z z z

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Written about Wednesday 2005-07-27
Written: (6142 days ago)

La la la....mwahahah! people say im cute!!! hahahahahahah! hmmm....hypernesss.

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