[shadowfire09]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2008-08-09
Written: (4436 days ago)

Why so serious? says:
And no matter what, I'm still the nerdy guy. Whatever happens, no matter how much it seems there aren't cliques anymore, with a lot of people you just can't talk to them just because of who you are.
Jadee. says:
What's wrong with being the nerdy guy?
Jadee. says:
you are good looking, youre intellegent, you're smarter than half the human population *don't you dare let that go to your head*
Jadee. says:
and you've got a girlfriend who loves you
Jadee. says:
why do you care about anyone else?
Jadee. says:
that's how i figure things. why bother caring?
Jadee. says:
and when you don't care is when it grabs peoples attention and makes you matter to them
Why so serious? says:
Congratulations, Jade.
Why so serious? says:
You just beat me in an argument.
Jadee. says:
what? no way
Jadee. says:
i didn't know we were even arguing!!! *this is a momentus day*
Why so serious? says:
Jadee. says:
i'm so saving that part of me talking till now. you just watch.
Why so serious? says:
Not necessarily 'arguing', but you just bested me logically
Jadee. says:
nope. from right there!

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Written about Friday 2008-08-01
Written: (4443 days ago)

just fuck....
everything is so messed up and confusign

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Written about Thursday 2008-06-12
Written: (4493 days ago)

hey guys,

oh it feels good to be back on the internet. well actualyl it feels good to be able to feel good enough to be able to want to do anything

i got a really bad kidney infection, and ended up in the hospital from tuesday to today *thursday* hopefully i get to go home today...*crosses fingers*

sorry i haven't been chatting tyr...i've missed you...8D
i'll give a little run down of this sickness

friday, i was feelign kinda achy, but nothing serious,

saturday, i was feel achy and nauseous
sunday..felt a little better, but it started to hurt when i peed

monday, i thought i was gonna die, and begged my parents to make me an appointment at the clinic for tuesday

tuesday, I went to the clinic at 1:30...was there till 4, when they told me they were gonna call my mom and put me in the hospital...i had a 103.6 degree temperature, and was so out of it....but in so much pain
so they put an IV in me...*my sisters named it steven....8D* and yeah. sydney and allison and everyone from food and nutrition *where i work* came up to visit me, along with my boyfriend jeremy and thomas.

that night i didn't sleep too well...and i puked a couple times during the day.

wednesday: *yesterday*i had to drink this nasty stuff, becaue i had to get a catscan of my kidneys, was supposed to drink two bottles, i drank 1/4 of the first one...i culd take it. i was feeling way better in the morning, but i still had a 100 temperature, and i couldn't get up wtihout my head killing me...sydney, zach, allison & squeak, jeremy kenzi and gary came up and visted me *at different times* again. i felt loved. but then my temp spiked up to 104 and i honestly thought i was gonna die...
but then it went back down after like two hours...*and alot of medicine*i took two showers that day

today, i feel so much better, restelss though, i really want to get up and run...and i can eat again...but it's only 7:17 in the morning...so we'll see...

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Written about Friday 2008-06-06
Written: (4500 days ago)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jade!
Jade can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
The only planet that rotates on its side is Jade!
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Jade.
Jade is 984 feet tall.
Jade can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Jade.
Jade can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
Over 46,000 pieces of Jade float on every square mile of ocean!
Worldwide, Jade is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
Never store Jade at room temperature!

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Written about Friday 2008-06-06
Written: (4500 days ago)

Q: Type in "<your name> needs" in the Google search:

A. Jade needs to help thrive again.
   yeah, cuz that makes sense.
Q: Type in "<your name> looks like" in Google search:

A: Jade looks like just another Hex variant until you've made a few moves, work out what's really going on, and your brain has a hernia
  hehehe, brain hernia..

Q: Type in "<your name> says" in Google search:

A: Jade says Holla beeyatch.
    so apparently i'm a gangsta now....Eh, go figure.

Q: Type in "<your name> wants" in Google search:

A: Jade wants a boob job.
    ummm...no. mine are fine, thanks.

Q: Type in "<your name> does" in Google search:

A: Jade Does and impression of the old man on the Grudge 2.
    I've never even seen it. Mahn, i'm AHHH----SOME!

Q: Type in "<your name> hates" in Google search:

A: Jade Hates Flies.
    well, I don't hate them...but they annoy me I guess...

Q: Type in "<your name> asks" in Google search:

A: Jade Asks Charlie what he'd like to be remembered for.
      I bet the answer was "for biting my older brother..."

Q: Type in "<your name> goes" in Google search:

A:Jade Goes to candy mountain.
     Haha, I do have the theme song memorized
        too much time on youtube

Q: Type in "<your name> likes" in Google search:

A: Jade likes pubes.
      yeah, how about not.

Q: Type in "<your name> eats" in Google search:

A: Jade eats babies.
     thomas would love that.

Q: Type in "<your name> wears" in Google search:

A: Jade wears diapers now.
     YES! no more toilet monsters...

Q: Type in "<your name> was arrested for" in Google Search:

A: Jade was arrested for Drink-swingmaking.
    when i figure out what that is, i'm totally doing it

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Written about Sunday 2007-12-30
Written: (4659 days ago)

I hate people with cool names, who have nothing in the bio....or just turn out to be the random shallow nothings that this place has become...

I long for the days when house zapping was actually profitable....where you could house zap and come across some treasure trove of a bio...not just, some stupid, copy-pasted forward ridden lyric filled bullshit...composed by some slutty manwhore who is just looking for cyber sex because they are either can't go out and get anythign real, or they're permanantly horny and can't get enough..either way, not good...

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Written about Monday 2007-11-12
Written: (4707 days ago)

okay. I'm officially a nerd.

And it's awesome. hehe...Yup. that's right..for the first time ever...I, [shadowfire09] has played dungeons and dragons...

and i kicked butt i'd like to say!

hehe...but that was more just lucky dice roleing...

hehe...i was pissing thomas (the dungeon master) off..cuz he couldn't ever get hits on me...cuz he'd always role one less than would let him. *sniggers*....

        though he decided it'd be funny to make me get grouped...seeing as i was the only girl there.

so in this night...kkk W.O.W has been made into a really dirty masturbation joke (thanks bryan) if i was a man, i'd have a 20 inch long penis (fun dice roleing game...with a 20 sided dice. *you ask the die a numer question such as "how long till i die...(which by the way...i roled a 7..and we were going by days...CREEPY!!!!) because jeremy is a pervert....and my boyfriend was kidnapped by the night by bryan and thomas...and i'm not allowed to have contact with him till noon tommorrow.

GAH!!!...oh well...that's quite okay..seeing as i work from freaking 6 in the morning till 2:30 in the afternoon *dies slow and horrible death*

that is, if i kept my job...

I lost my temper at work...everything was breaking down, there were double patients, and we were over an hour behind......

     I was downstairs, so it had nothing to do to me...
but my "supervisor" for the night, who honestly has it out for me..., decided that she would write me up, for negligent behavior, smart-mouthing, and purposly damaging the machinery...

which i wasn't even near. Now, the kicker is...she didn't tell me. Which is way way against the rules..if you get written up by a supervisor, you're supposed to be notified immediatly....

I found out because she left the slip laying on the desk...

asked her about it...she shrugged, and i asked her why she left a slip like that out for everyone to see....*admittedly, i could have been nicer...but under the circumstances...i did pretty well*

her exact words were "well, if it were an important employee and not someone with the intellegence of the dishes she has to wash....i would have. But i didn't even figure you'd know what this said..." as bitchy as she could...


     I hit her.....
          okay. it was more of a bitch slap....but it felt so good. left a pretty good welt on her face too.

stupid stupid bitch...

I lost my temper...and that's why evan (my boyfriend ftwdk *for those who don't know...ftwdk) invited me to play dungeons and dragons...so i could "make fun of him being nerdy..." (which i would never honestly do...but hanging out with him, thomas, jer, and b-ry...there's gonna be slams...(oh and i'm not allowed to call bryan b-ry....hehehe but seeing as i'm lazy and not one of them is on elftown...i'm gonna do it...just to spite them...hehehe) so its' a major anger reliever...

though not one of them expected that i'd actually like the game...and be quick to understand it. it clicked...

and it was fun!!! WHEEEEE

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Written about Sunday 2007-11-04
Written: (4715 days ago)

Don't you just love clicking on someone's house, and the first thing you see is either "Fuck off..." or someone flipping off the camera?...It just makes my day to see that human intellegence has been reduced to nothing more than that. oh, but it's simply brilliant when it's both...I mean, the combination of the middle finger and a swear word...they should win the freaking nobel prize for the genious-ness

I mean, don't get me wrong..i swear casually...*sorry to all offended by that* But when you're on the internet...making a description....for people all over the freaking world to see...I should think you'd have a little more to say than "Fuck off bitches..." or whatever...

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Written about Wednesday 2007-10-31
Written: (4719 days ago)
Next in thread: 988626


I step forward
A faltering chance
Rehearsing to myself,
What I can say.

Short clauses
Stuttering voice
Uneasy stomach
Heartbeat furious

You’re in front of me
I stare in disbelief
I become inarticulate
Can you feel my belligerence?

Furtive effigy
Ineffectual glances
Inscrutable heart
Tacit anger

My statements are festooned in harsh honesty.
Oh, how I would love to see you founder.
This… is… a conspiracy.
You falter to stand upright.

Shattered glass
Bloodied knuckles
Tempestuous coincidence
Dubious encounter

I speak calmly, at first.
Relaying my message,
Then, just as abrupt as a wall,
I shattered the glass of your pride.

I shouted…

My rapt face shined clear.
YOU are a manipulative, ludicrous,
Failure at life,

You think I wouldn’t care?
That’s your problem
Incompetent bastard

I looked at him…
Straight in the face
I stood upright
Finally seeming taller

You, disgust me
I stare in tacit
My incursion harsh
I wish I never would have met you


He opens his mouth as if to speak
Then realizes the intensity of my voice
I pause a moment
As if to take back everything, cry, and apologize.

I look up, after staring blankly into the dirt,
You are an effigy.
Again, I pause to recollect myself.
I look up again.

In the same manner, I begin to speak
First calmly, I never want to see you again
My voice gradually changes in volume
Get… Out… Of… my… FUCKING SIGHT!

I walk away
Calmly I start my stride
Knowing I will never see his face again
Never letting him manipulate me.

No. i didn' t write it. i was house zapping and i came across it...but it rocks.

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Written about Saturday 2007-10-13
Written: (4737 days ago)

TODAY ROCKED!!! oh yeah....

somehow..our small city (okay...so average...sized)

managed to get BABY TIGERS that you could actually play with...like get in the cage and play with...for 25 bucks...

and to have one of my best friends [DarkAngel3] and my beloved boyfriend Evan...playing with tigers...

IT totally rocked!!!!

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-18
Written: (4762 days ago)

I hate how i get left out because everyone assumes i'm working, when half the time i'm not.

don't even get asked anymore.

and that really sucks...

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Written about Monday 2007-09-10
Written: (4770 days ago)
Next in thread: 974719, 976769

Anyways, More fun white ninja links...I'm gonna go through the whole list...you better enjoy this..
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/deadboy.shtml <Jars..heehee

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/santa.shtml the true meaning of christmas...

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/findfunny.shtml It's a brain teaser..CAn you figure it out?

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/icefishing.shtml This would be pulling a jade move..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/bonebike.shtml It's a ghost rider!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/pregnant.shtml<It's like dejavu

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/halloween.shtml< another brain teaser

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sleeps.shtml <a truly awesome prank!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/grapes.shtml <k i lied, this is the greatest prank..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/prankster.shtml <the pranking just never ends!!!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/hairy.shtml < hehee

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/duck.shtml <bread..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/bill.shtml Poor bill...
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/dinner.shtml on eof my favorites..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/doctor.shtml knowing the docters i do...this is a common occurance...

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comicsmagiclamp.shtml <SUPER FAVORITE!!!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/drivethru.shtml ultimate super favorite!!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/egg.shtml <who does this remind jade of?..*hint it starts with an m and ends with a boat..."

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/mole.shtml <proof those machines are evil!!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/record.shtml < we need to play this game!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/racket.shtml <this made me grin

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/parched.shtml <another super awesome one!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/laundry.shtml <OKAY THIS ONEIS THE BEST EVER!!!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/tired.shtml< the best way to pick up chicks..
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/farm.shtml< this reminded me of pizza hut

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/content.shtml melons rule..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/home.shtml another good prank!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/beststick.shtml <something coral and i would and problably have done..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/breakfast.shtml surprise in yoru cereal..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/slippers.shtml <bunnies..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/munga.shtml <MUNGA MUNGA!!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/roommate.shtml this is why i want my own room...
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/roommate.shtml this is another favorites of mine

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/corner.shtml he's pulling a jade again

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/weight.shtml I gotta remember to send this one to my warrior seal princess andre lol

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/birthday.shtml since it's gary birthday and all, i'm sending this to him

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/birthday.shtml This is me and my thirteen yearold brother husband jordan..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/genie.shtml white ninja is a good firend
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/bird.shtml a literal jail bird!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/invention.shtml its a comb for bald people..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/lap.shtml <hee heee hee
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/morning.shtml <pure greatness

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/tan.shtml <SUPER SPECTACULAR...was my sn for a very long time..hehe
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/camp.shtml *snigger*

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/prison.shtml AHAAAHAHAH!!!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/nose.shtml NOSE SNIPERS!!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/school.shtml This is somethign My dad would do

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/crystal.shtml yes we drink out of shoes

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/environment.shtml stupid women

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sweet.shtml all men should be as sweet as this..heehee

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/wine.shtml stomping

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/scabby.shtml scabs!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/spoils.shtml I wish i were his daughter..

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/principal.shtml this would be better than green and white

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sensitive.shtml heehee

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/couple.shtml this is something i would totally do

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/goodthing.shtml this reveals my secret! lol

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/practical.shtml he's the best father ever!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/editor.shtml yet again, white ninja pulls a jade

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/atoms.shtml specfreakingtacular!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/fiddle.shtml this is like half the guys in pierre

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/luck.shtml he is the luckiest guy in the world!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/mitts.shtml i want to be a mitten now
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/thedeath.shtml another one of my favorites...it's got to be the best will ever!
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/photographer.shtml apples are punks

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/soup.shtml i've honestly though this before too

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/clouds.shtml one of my favorite quotes is in this one

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/crashtest.shtml yes...kitten killer!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sosleepy.shtml i love his logic!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/barber.shtml he should do my hair

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/midget.shtml (i've prolly already showed this one)

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/dinosaur.shtml STAY EXTINCT!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/fathersday.shtml he pulls another jade move

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/files.shtml grammar is gross!!!

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/ninjaturtle.shtml white ninja turtle!!

there...some of the best ...i went through every comic..you better feel loved..


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Written about Saturday 2007-09-08
Written: (4771 days ago)

you know you need to gain more culture when...

here's an interesting epiphany i had today. I like classical music.

how did i discover this?. I had to call the all-tell help line for somethign about my phone, and i was listening to the waiting music they play...I was like, dude..this song rocks...

I got so into listenign to the music i forgot my question, and asked them to put the music back on...which they did...it was great...

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (4775 days ago)

k [The Black Cat in Your Path] This one is mainly for you...

The Seminary Gang Saga

You wanted to see the most amazing story i've been raving about

You have to click the sotires...an dbooks three and four arn't up yet cuz they'r enot written. but you can read one and twoo...And love them too...

Then spread the word to your buddies!!!...it's gonna be EPIC!

*please note* you might possibly find spoilers seeing as we just made it today...but i figured you'd like it!

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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (4775 days ago)
Next in thread: 973281

and now, and Important News Bulletin

Ok,folks, here's the real scope. A ms. Jade ************* went to the clinic today to find out what was really wrong with her, however...they sent her to the hospitol where she was forced to stay for two long hours. Blood was drawn, throats were swabbed..lights were flashed...

Never have I felt more ..Examined...

As Previously Noted, Jade thought she Had recently gotten over a weekend long sickness and then contracted pink-eye. BUT THAT WASN"T THE CASE!!!

She has now been informed (after much deliberation) that she in fact has a disease (of which she forgets the name) that can affect entire halfs and functions of your body...In her case, the right side. (But she's not contagious, so anyone who has come into contact with her Needn't worry)

This means that She has Currently the following body parts not functioning correctly body parts. One lung, One eye, one ear, and one tonsil...and no reflexes on the right half of her body..

Which means for the better half of a month She's pretty much screwed over...

But she isn't Down for the count. To fight this terrible ordeal she has been prescribed to 8 different antibiotics in hopes of curing this terrible illness.

When Asked How she planned to deal with this ordeal, Ms. Jade Replied "Well, I'm gonna go to school and just wait it out, And hopefully to remember to take all of the stupid pills...and crap."

Our Hearts go out to you Jade...

And in other news...Squirrells running into windows...Natures entertainment or Just plain annoying?...

Full story at 11
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Written about Tuesday 2007-09-04
Written: (4775 days ago)

Will I never be healthy?

as if it wasn't freaking bad enough that I had to waste the first weekend (not to mention the first three day weekend) in bed becuase of some unnamed sickness..

The day i feel completely fine..almost...I GET FRICKEN PINKEYE!!!

It's not fair...It's not fair!*rants and bawls...which hurts...*

And the stupid school nurse didn't come into school ntil second period...so i had to sit through a painful open period with my eyes watering and nose running...trying to act like i'm fine...while feeling totally miserable..

and it didn't help that everyone kepttelling me i looked like shit...or asking me why i was crying...I was like...i'm sick...not sad...

but now i'm sitting here...in my room...in the dark...It feels nice...

but it sucks...cuz i acutally LIKE school this year..

God, Why couldn't you have made it so i Was this sick last year..when i hated my classes and was totally miserable...

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