2013-03-30 [Lothuriel]: My life ... is over

2013-03-30 [Mortified Penguin]: You... You're A BI-

Wait, no. No, I'm not going to do it. I have to control my urges. It's... it's for the best.

2013-04-03 [Lothuriel]: There is no meaning to life.

2013-04-03 [Paul Doyle]: 42!

2013-04-03 [Lothuriel]: Win!

2013-04-03 [Madness Evol]: 10010 GA HA IA GB HB IB GC HC IC

2013-04-04 [Lothuriel]: 01001110011010010110001101100101

2013-04-05 [Madness Evol]: 101010

2013-04-10 [kians mummy]: http://all-about-sammie.page.tl/

2013-04-10 [Viking]: Why did you register your site with an East Timor tld?

2013-04-10 [kians mummy]: Lol, because I couldn't find anymore free ones. :)

2013-04-11 [Paul Doyle]: www.who-cares.com ?

2013-04-11 [kians mummy]: 0121 FUCKING DO ONE

2013-04-17 [kians mummy]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7QE62FDn08

2013-04-19 [SoulOfSet]: HAHAHAHA :D

2013-04-23 [Stephen]: I don't want to clutter the Guards wiki, so I'm saying it here, but it is in response to the mention of Elfpack on that page.

Sammie -- keep anything Elfpack related off anything not Elfpack. I've told you that multiple times. You want to put it in an apply to the crew, then fine, but otherwise do not use it to scrounge for work here or defend yourself. Your actions, as a member of the Elfpack Council, reflect the site and Council as a whole, and if you begin to tarnish that reputation you will no longer be in a position to be able to speak for the Council or for Elfpack on any official basis.

2013-04-23 [Paul Doyle]: http://dailycurrant.com/2013/04/22/sarah-palin-calls-invasion-czech-republic/ xD

2013-04-23 [Viking]: Hey, that's a good satirical article!

2013-04-24 [Teufelsweib]: I'd like her to point out Czech republic on a map first xD

2013-04-24 [Triola]: At least that was satire, this is not :P
http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/48547675807/the-definitive-people-who-thought-chechnya-was-the

2013-04-24 [Paul Doyle]: If only Elfpack could recognize its full satirical potential . . .