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[Sagacious Turkey] If you have any ideas for Mr. Influence paste em here...

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Always in trouble?

This looks like a job for... MR. INFLUENCE!!!

eat acid!

tickle a mental patient!

pimpslap a mob boss!

swing on power lines!

tell a mass murderer he's too afraid to kill you!

spend the night with Micheal Jackson!

paint yourself black and walk in front of the KKK!

tickle an elephants foot!

poke an angry gorilla!

play with bazookas!

french a pirahna!

pick a fight with a dragon!

try to fly off the empire state building!

give me all yer money! ill take gooood care of it...

pet a rabid coyote!

take heroin and wash it down with vodka!!!

try to brush a kobra's teeth!

kiss an aligator!

dress as a chicken and go to the mall and peck people for a scene in ur jack-ass movie.

Don't run with scissors; hedgeclippers are bigger!

Don't run with hedgeclippers; cluster bombs are bigger!

Grow a handlebar moustache!

Hunt bear cubs with a scalpel!

stick fireworks up your nose and wait for a tingly fealing

Tell your cat to walk backwards, tie a 5 inch bit of blue yarn to your right little toe and do a vairal backfilp into a pile of pink jelly.

swim with great white sharks in a suit made of meat

eat my other cousins

Laugh while having ketchup

Play with blow torches!

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1.[Sagacious Turkey] president... yay for me!!! YAY!!!
2.[Sir Soapy] some soapy guy... 
3.[Stormy Sky] Badest chick in school.   
7.[radagast the brown] he'd have joined if he wasn't banned!!!
8.[Rolo] le blah..
10.[Thing From Another World]
11.[spitfire_35121]I hope you don't mind if i changed some thigs?!!
12.[Radagast] Hum yes, much admiration to this page, hope my contribution is worthy!
13.[daydreams of happyer times]
14.[Mystii] umm. what can i say? lol
16.[daydreams of happyer times]
17.[Mystii] i've been waiting for a members section for this wiki!
22.[JasperBoy05] I know who you are Mr.bad turkey
23.[Fallen Child Athena] love me?
24.[Blvd. of broken dreams] Hey Evil Twin, remember me???????o.O
25.[Lethan]yno what? this is fun!

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2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: I think I better help you... *twitches*

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: yap i neeeeeeed help

2004-10-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: mental no doubt...

2004-10-11 [Evil-Genious]: could u automatically join me in because i dont know

2004-11-08 [Mortified Penguin]: yo yo yo yo embryo!!!!!

2004-11-10 [Evil-Genious]: wazup

2004-11-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: sup yo?!

2004-11-14 [daydreams of happyer times]: hello!!!!!

2004-11-21 [Evil-Genious]: yo howz every1

2005-07-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: terrible! I have cancer!

2005-10-14 [Evil-Genious]: AHHHHHHHHHH....OH MY GGGGGGOSH....r u for real ? * wondering eyes *

2005-10-14 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...nope!

2005-10-15 [Evil-Genious]: damn  ^-^  0-o

2005-10-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: wh- what?!

2005-10-18 [kavik]: LOL, half that stuff i would do just for a kick. I've alredy kissed an aligator, it was a small one though. and i use to love swinging on telly and power lines.

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: I've tickled a mental patient...

2005-10-18 [toycar]: I've jumped in front of a train. And died.... urm, i don't know how i found this wiki.

2005-10-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: I've pimp slapped a mob boss...

2005-10-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...and then he forced me to eat acid! ...That's two!

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: Okay, now you're just trying to confuse me.

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: I might be, but you don't see me eating a fried porker over it, now do you?!

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