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[Sagacious Turkey] If you have any ideas for Mr. Influence paste em here...

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Always in trouble?

This looks like a job for... MR. INFLUENCE!!!



eat acid!



tickle a mental patient!



pimpslap a mob boss!



swing on power lines!



tell a mass murderer he's too afraid to kill you!



spend the night with Micheal Jackson!



paint yourself black and walk in front of the KKK!



tickle an elephants foot!



poke an angry gorilla!



play with bazookas!



french a pirahna!



pick a fight with a dragon!



try to fly off the empire state building!



give me all yer money! ill take gooood care of it...



pet a rabid coyote!



take heroin and wash it down with vodka!!!
 


try to brush a kobra's teeth!



kiss an aligator!



dress as a chicken and go to the mall and peck people for a scene in ur jack-ass movie.



Don't run with scissors; hedgeclippers are bigger!



Don't run with hedgeclippers; cluster bombs are bigger!



Grow a handlebar moustache!



Hunt bear cubs with a scalpel!



stick fireworks up your nose and wait for a tingly fealing



Tell your cat to walk backwards, tie a 5 inch bit of blue yarn to your right little toe and do a vairal backfilp into a pile of pink jelly.

swim with great white sharks in a suit made of meat


eat my other cousins



Laugh while having ketchup



Play with blow torches!



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1.[Sagacious Turkey] president... yay for me!!! YAY!!!
2.[Sir Soapy] some soapy guy... 
3.[Stormy Sky] Badest chick in school.   
4.[soocute05]
5.[sophomoric]
6.[GoddessofHELLo]
7.[radagast the brown] he'd have joined if he wasn't banned!!!
8.[Rolo] le blah..
9.[GoddessofHELLo]
10.[Thing From Another World]
11.[spitfire_35121]I hope you don't mind if i changed some thigs?!!
12.[Radagast] Hum yes, much admiration to this page, hope my contribution is worthy!
13.[daydreams of happyer times]
14.[Mystii] umm. what can i say? lol
15.[Evil-Genious]
16.[daydreams of happyer times]
17.[Mystii] i've been waiting for a members section for this wiki!
18.[sanke]
19.[Variety_Rocks]......
20.[nokaredes]
21.[arabellarose]
22.[JasperBoy05] I know who you are Mr.bad turkey
23.[Fallen Child Athena] love me?
24.[Blvd. of broken dreams] Hey Evil Twin, remember me???????o.O
25.[Lethan]yno what? this is fun!


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2004-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: howdy dorks!

2004-08-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: well howdy yall fellers... DID YOU TAKE MY POLL YET?!

2004-08-19 [um,sam??]: Im confussed...

2004-08-19 [Tatersalad]: lol

2004-08-19 [miss la la la]: this is funny

2004-08-19 [pyromonkey]: what tha hell dose this shit mean?

2004-08-19 [Djinn]: hahaha he said dose ^^^

2004-08-19 [sara(:]: dustin u r soooo crazy!

2004-08-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: yer mama...

2004-08-20 [AlLiSoN =)]: vghjyghjgfhj

2004-08-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: vghjyghjgfhj?!!!

2004-08-20 [duktape]: urmm

2004-08-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: interesting...

2004-08-20 [duktape]: yeap

2004-08-20 [darkfarielady]: i feel like crap, i wanna die

2004-08-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: the do what mr. influence tells you and you might... ^_^

2004-08-20 [i_am_robbie]: mr influence gave me a boner .. . .. . .

2004-08-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: ick...

2004-08-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: hack it off with a rusty knife!

2004-08-20 [i_am_robbie]: but y? haha it was a good thing ..

2004-08-21 [Sagacious Turkey]: define "good"

2004-08-21 [Sir Soapy]: boring place ya got here garfield...

2004-08-21 [forbidden]: This seems....intresting...

2004-08-21 [duktape]: uhhhh i think im gonna leave cuz this wiki is 2 weird...later

2004-08-24 [Sagacious Turkey]: im warnin yall... ya' better spam this in random wikis ya her?!

2004-08-24 [Dark~Angel]: It was cool and funny ^^.

2004-08-24 [Sagacious Turkey]: oooookkkk then...

2004-08-24 [Sagacious Turkey]: then join...

2004-08-25 [soocute05]: Hey, soo i was asked to join. lol i guess i will. ive never been on elf town before so im a little confused.

2004-08-25 [shake a leg]: why send me that msg?

2004-08-26 [-24-]: this iz wot i was sent to look at?!?

2004-08-26 [Sagacious Turkey]: yup...

2004-08-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif>

2004-08-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: <img:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/54.gif>

2004-08-28 [MageyDePink]: dude! how do you do the O.o thing?

2004-08-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: <*img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif*>

2004-08-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: take out the " * "

2004-08-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif>

2004-08-28 [MageyDePink]: cool ta

2004-08-29 [Sir Soapy]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif>

2004-09-03 [Kayne]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif>

2004-09-03 [Kayne]: or you can do like this

2004-09-04 [Sagacious Turkey]: hmm...

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: what ? jealeuos ? :p

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: no... *starts to cry*

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: have you got any clue what I a talking about ?

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: yup... that there thing up there^^

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: mmmm and what is the reason you should be jealous ,

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *mumbles*

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif>

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: mmm

2004-10-01 [Radagast]: wowow woowo I love this page! Love at first site! Maybe its the lack of sleep but I want to make love to this page! What no I don't! what am I sayuing I do likwe.....no love your page though!

2004-10-02 [Sweet Decay.]: ...

2004-10-02 [lucky7dude]: ok

2004-10-03 [Radagast]: sorry I was in an odd mood.

2004-10-03 [Sagacious Turkey]: so I noticed...

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: how do u join in

2004-10-09 [Beautiful darkness]: dude how do ya join

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: click "edit this page" and type yo name...

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: were do u type in your name

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: at the bottom... with the rest of the names...

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: i know but u click edit the were do u write your name

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: after you click it, scroll to the bottom of the little box beside the "Page-text:" thing...

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: I think I better help you... *twitches*

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: yap i neeeeeeed help

2004-10-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: mental no doubt...

2004-10-11 [Evil-Genious]: could u automatically join me in because i dont know

2004-11-08 [Mortified Penguin]: yo yo yo yo embryo!!!!!

2004-11-10 [Evil-Genious]: wazup

2004-11-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: sup yo?!

2004-11-14 [daydreams of happyer times]: hello!!!!!

2004-11-21 [Evil-Genious]: yo howz every1

2005-07-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: terrible! I have cancer!

2005-10-14 [Evil-Genious]: AHHHHHHHHHH....OH MY GGGGGGOSH....r u for real ? * wondering eyes *

2005-10-14 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...nope!

2005-10-15 [Evil-Genious]: damn  ^-^  0-o

2005-10-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: wh- what?!

2005-10-18 [kavik]: LOL, half that stuff i would do just for a kick. I've alredy kissed an aligator, it was a small one though. and i use to love swinging on telly and power lines.

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: I've tickled a mental patient...

2005-10-18 [toycar]: I've jumped in front of a train. And died.... urm, i don't know how i found this wiki.

2005-10-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: I've pimp slapped a mob boss...

2005-10-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...and then he forced me to eat acid! ...That's two!

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: Okay, now you're just trying to confuse me.

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: I might be, but you don't see me eating a fried porker over it, now do you?!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...don't have a conniption fit O_o

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...I know you are, but what am I?! *pokes you challengingly*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...and don't make me challenge you to a duel. *waves a glove in your general direction*

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: *takes the glove and puts it on... and does the moon walk!*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: *smacks head*

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: Whos head...?

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...mine, you nitwit.

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: *runs away sobbing*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ROFL

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...and now you're laughing at my pain... for shame... for shame!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: That rhymes ^_^

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: *smacks head*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: Whose head?

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...mine, you nitwit.

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: Copycat!

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...I'm not a cat!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...prove it!

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...I'm allergic to cats! ...If I were a cat, I'd be dead!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: how do I know you're really allergic to cats?

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...because... you... trust me...?

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: Pfft.

2006-01-27 [Lethan]: how can you be allergic to yourself...?

2006-01-27 [toycar]: actually some people are... something like...autoimmune diseases, or something... o.o

2006-01-28 [Fallen Child Athena]: well i am allergic to myself

2006-01-28 [Lethan]: then why (WHY I SAY) are you still alive

2006-01-28 [Fallen Child Athena]: i dont knoe

2006-01-29 [toycar]: well, you could just have Multiple sclerosis ^.^

2006-01-29 [Fallen Child Athena]: mabey

2006-01-29 [toycar]: >.>

2006-01-29 [Fallen Child Athena]: what?

2006-01-29 [nokaredes]: <_<

2006-01-30 [Fallen Child Athena]: *smiles*

2006-02-27 [Lethan]: *grins sheepishly* (like a sheep.)

2006-02-28 [Fallen Child Athena]: *laughs*

2006-12-23 [Lady Vira]: o.O A cat thats alegic to thereself but yet not dead or dying....Sooooo weird....9 lives my dog...your talking eternal life here!!!!

2006-12-25 [Fallen Child Athena]: im confussed

2007-04-01 [Lethan]: You're not the only one.

2007-09-23 [Fallen Child Athena]: really?

2007-09-26 [Lethan]: yes. no. maybe.

2007-09-26 [Fallen Child Athena]: lol

2007-09-27 [nokaredes]: Well as long as you're clear about the confusion...

2007-09-27 [Fallen Child Athena]: wait......what?

2007-10-01 [nokaredes]: ...exactly?

2007-10-01 [Fallen Child Athena]: huh?

2007-10-01 [Lethan]: whaaaaa?

2007-10-02 [Fallen Child Athena]: When?

2007-10-02 [Lethan]: last.....thursday....?

2007-10-03 [Fallen Child Athena]: really?

2007-10-04 [Lethan]: you already asked that!.....i...think...

2007-10-06 [Fallen Child Athena]: yep i did, im bored

2008-01-22 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...

2008-02-13 [Fallen Child Athena]: *eats a cookie*

2008-02-14 [Lethan]: *eats ramen cookies*

2008-02-14 [Fallen Child Athena]: *looks shocked* What tha?

2008-08-03 [nokaredes]: Exactly!

2008-08-04 [Fallen Child Athena]: they have those????? I want some!!

2010-07-01 [Nioniel]: O.o

2010-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: NNOOOOOO!! ...the painful memories!! ...*drinks Scotch*...

2010-07-14 [Fallen Child Athena]:          >.> ~tempted to fwap Mort~

2011-01-22 [Talos Cyrion]: well i can say i've actually done something on this list. Yes, i kissed a gator...do not try it at home...the consequences aren't worth the laughs

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