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Rules
1. Dont whine about getting your ass kicked
2. Dont hold grudges outside of death games
3. No Cyber..or anything sexually explicit
4. Dont just use this page for insulting people, some insults are okay, but this page is mostly for physical attacks, take your insults and gotto insult arena if you must.
5. If someone owns (kills) you, accept it. I don't want to be hearin' about your freakin 'clones' all the time. This rule is in place because people will argue in an idiotic way about who died and who didnt.
6. Don't Spam (Common Sense)
7.Keep on topic, i don't want random conversations going on here, you can send messages to eachother, this is not a junk forum.


[Dil*] is now the new owner, fear


hope this works

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a ragged samuri eyes all competiters wearily and vanishes with one word
       "begin!!!!!"


[Milk and cookies]is confused."should'nt there be more people?oh well"she picks up a chair and tosses it at someone


[Milk and cookies] eats a ragged samori"nummy.needs ketchup though"

everyone is scared to chalange [Milk and cookies]?THEY SHOULD BE!


"anyone crazy enough to challange [Milk and cookies] the great??"

"Ahhhhh!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! dont kill me!! Oh, wait, crazy enough, thats me!!! and your right, it does need ketchup" picks up chair and throws at dark_and_pals [eltonandmom]

[Milk and cookies]inhails chair through nose then sneezes it back at elton."aaaaaCHOOOOOO

A wispy character enters the room and asks for a monkey. When he dicovers they are all out, he starts by flinging random objects! "FOOLS YOU HAVE NOT SOLD ME A MONKEY! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE... $10 DOLLARS" The wispy person booms. "MAKE ALL CHECKS OUT TO Vampire_Soul, THANK YOU ALL FOOLISH NO VAMPIRIAN MORTAL SOUL THINGS!!"


yeah whatever.




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hey "stop the voilence"lol



[DarkDestiny] *BLinks looks at the person who wanted a monkey and lezitates a chair and throwns it at him then laughs*
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[Dil*] *hits [adnihilo] in the face with a metal mallet and her nose stays wrinkled "mauahhaha the irony!"

[Del] catches the metal mallet with a sheet of steel before it gets to [adnihilo] and then smashes [Dil*] over the head

[Dil*] *shrugs shoulders "bah, your ruining my fun, besides how can you prevent it when it has already been done? You fool!"

[Del] deigns to not answer and hits [Dil*] with an iron pole

[Dil*] *sets [Del]'s hair on fire and pours gasoline on her

[adnihilo] douses the flames on [Del]'s head.

[Dil*] *Sighs~ "defending people now? The quality of this death game page is going down by the second with you two here" *steps on [adnihilo]'s face several times and sulks away to the wreck-room

[Doormat] crucifies [Del] on a thorn cross

[Weeman] gives [Dil*] a going away cake.

[chrius] realizes he hasn't done anything for a while, so he starts screaming "Affe!! Verprügeln Sie meinen Affen!!"

[adnihilo] follows suit "adversus solem ne loquitor!!"

[chrius] looks around for anyone that speaks german

[Dil*] *gashes [chrius]'s eyes out with a corkscrew

[chrius] looks for his eyes "What was that for!?"

[Dil*] "this is death games whatcha-ya expect?" *kicks [adnihilo] in the face

[chrius] "Can't we all just get along?"

[Dil*] "die."

[Weeman] raised his hand. "I can roughly speak German. Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. Es tut mir leid, aber dein Hund ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat.

[chrius] looks at [Weeman] "Do you have any idea what you said? And no, my dog is not your potato salad...."

[Weeman] nodded. "Ja, ich weiss was ich habe gesprochen, gesprocht.... ummm, which one was correct?"

[Dil*] *lights a fuse

[Doormat] yells "die u nazi assfaces"

[Dil*] "working on that, [Doormat]" *building explodes scattering fiery matter in different places (and killing everyone here)

[Weeman] shakes his head. "Its just boring when somebody says 'I kill everybody' so I just ignore it now..."

[chrius] says "I'm only a quarter nazi!!"

[Dil*] *force feeds [Weeman] with gasoline and lights him on fire
*grins evilly as he explodes

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *chops off [Weeman]'s head* "muahahahahahah..."

A seed was left when [Weeman] died and his new clone grows at amazing speed. "That's just overkill!!"

[Dil*] *stabs [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out with an oversized novalty plastic spork!!

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *goes to the nearest jewelers and replaces her stolen eyes with real cat's eyes. "What's with people stealing my eyes?"

[Dil*] "dunno...ooOOoo Shiny!" *rips [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out of their sockets and runs away cackling madly

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] "NOT AGAIN!"

[Red_Comet] enters the arena. "This is pathetic" He presses a button on his watch. Suddenly there is a giant red robot behind him. [Red_Comet] gets in the cockpit. "Now Sazabi, Lets show them how to fight"

[Dil*] *shrugs* "pathetic? i dont think thats the word for it" *cuts off [Red_Comet]'s leg and beats him to death with it

[Red_Comet] can't die that easily! *Sazabi steps on [Dil*].* *Laughs manicially* *crunch* *crunch*

[Dil*]*grumble mumble* "damn mecha crazed freaks" *stabs [Red_Comet]'s eyes out with a plastic spoon*

[Red_Comet] has a mask on. *gets out of sazabi* "Fine I'll fight on your level" * shoots [Dil*]*

*lol "you just shot me?" *ahahaaha, [Dil*] cuts off [Red_Comet]'s head with a battle axe and puts his head on a pole

[Doormat] removes a bolt from [Red_Comet]'s robot and watches with satisfaction as it collapses on itself.

Umbraven enters arena *shouts war cry* "Pinapple" Umbraven pulls out a plastic fork. "oh you're dead now!, gahhh!"Stabs [Red_Comet] Die die! fu fu fu-evil laugh

[Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] comes in.* All right then, who wants to fight me?

[Diablojr. promptly crucifies [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves]

[Anime-Demon] grabs the crucified [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] and runs off into a broom cubord (bad spelling) and locks the door!

[Bovine220] grabs the handle of his very big sharp axe... chops the cuboard into two and slices a nice gory chunk of bloody flesh out [Anime-Demon] arm.   [Anime-Demon] cowers in pain as [Bovine220] kicks him in the nuts..........gets out an hammer and repairs the cupbourd!!!!!  

[Anime-Demon] grabs [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] again (much to her discust) and runs off to a big bedroom to hide.
not before handing [Bovine220] a big present with a grenade inside.

[Weeman] shouts "*boom* ha ha".
and chops up whats left of [Bovine220]




An angel appears throught the front door with a mini gun shout "i'm the angel of death ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"...........to every ones surprise it shoots them into tiny bit but misses [Anime-Demon] who's hdiding beneath the bed......angel walks up to the remains of [Bovine220] and says "HI"..........instantly his mangeled body regenerates.......[Bovine220] steals the angel of death's mini gun and shoots it......jumps o the bed an waits................................................................

[Anime-Demon] randomly pokes a big pointy thing through the bottom of the bed and stabs [Bovine220]

[Tableau Vivant] comes in the room, looks around and starts singing so that everyone will fall to the ground!!!

[Tableau Vivant] "Wha..? GRRRR don't you all like my singing?!"

[Mira Ravenheart] laughs and skips around [Tableau Vivant] 'Of course we like your singing!" she makes a face and puts on ear phones.

[drakkar] *pulls out earplugs* yeah its great encore encore  *puts earplugs back in*

[Mira Ravenheart] smiles innocently and draws her twin daggers.
[drakkar] i think the rules are alive they keep growing ruuuuuun

[Dil*] they wont anymore.
[drakkar] my luck that this will not work

[Tableau Vivant] "WHAT?! why do you have earplugs?!
grrr" *he picks up fluffer the cat and throws it to [Mira Ravenheart]*

[Mira Ravenheart] "What ear plugs?" smiles innocently. "These?" she points at ear phones. "Oh, their just ear phones, I'm listening to the LOTR sound track. It is really very good." Catches the kitty and sets it down gently, then grins at [Tableau Vivant]. "Oh, Vanen, would you like to play with our dear friend here?" She smiles and summons a golden dragon. "Just be careful of his claws."

[Tableau Vivant] "what the...?" *picks up a chair and throws it to the dragon!* "ha! take that!"

[Mira Ravenheart] *laughs happily as the dragon tried to bite [Tableau Vivant]'s head off* *claps hands* "Good show!" *the chair is shattered of the dragon's claw and falls to the ground in peices*

[Tableau Vivant] "aarhg NOT MY HAIR!!!" and he picks up a bigger chair and throws it to the dragons head!

 Aargh..
[dee jay] casually wlks in2 th room, avin been dancin in th rain outside, an sees th carnage. confused, he pulls out his tambourine, and bangs it loudly. evry1 turns round, sees [dee jay], n ignores him.
'damn them so much' he says, and throws th tamborine at th nearest thing, tht jus so happens 2 b th dragon.
'oh dear' he says.




[Milk and cookies] returns to kick all your sorry butts.
"who wants to go out for icecream?"
or not
[Milk and cookies] pulls out a chainsaw"hehehehehe blood everywere!"
[Cureless_Toxin]walks in, (immeadately sprayed with blood)"i think im in the right place" walks up behind [Milk and cookies] and sinks her hunting knife into the side of his neck and begins giggleing as blood begins to poole around her feet.
[::Live Life Without the F::] pops out of now where with something strapped to his chest. He then walks up to ~deaths~shado~ and gives a hug !!BOOM!! *blood every where*
[Milk and cookies]pulls knife out of her neck and stabs [Cureless_Toxin] with it before dying on the ground and taken away by paramedics
[Eglagrodion] watches the mess and takes up a bucket with soap and starts to clean...
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] shoots [Eglagrodion] in the heart with a bow and arrow. HA HA HA!!! NOW I AM THE RULER!!!
[Mira Ravenheart] grabs [The Unicorn Queen of Australia] from behind and strangles her. "I think not!"
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] spins around and punches [Mira Ravenheart] biatch
[Eglagrodion] pulls arrow aut of shoulder'' hey im the wood elve here, grabs 4 arrows
and does a triple shot followed by a new arrow at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
and helps [Mira Ravenheart] up.
''let's get the unicorn guy''.

[Mira Ravenheart] grins and takes arm. "Sounds good to me." She jumps to her feet and, retreaving her twin daggers, swings at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]'s head.

[Eglagrodion] grabs longsword and swings to the neck of [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] reaches out and grabs the sword before it gets to her.
but the sword is sharp and cuts thru her hand...
[Eglagrodion] luaghs evil and maniacksly

[Doormat] beats [Eglagrodion] savagely with a dictionary,

[angebob] walks in the room and sits in a corner watching the idiots pathentically brutalizing theyre foes with such pitiful attacks, [angebob] waits for someone to attack him.
[Mira Ravenheart] sits down next to [angebob] and smiles. "hello"
[angebob] looks over at faith and says "hello, fighting no fun for you?" and he gives [Mira Ravenheart] a smile back.
[Mira Ravenheart] "I have nothing against fighting... but I'm just not in the mood" she shrugs casually.
[angebob]gives a grin to [Mira Ravenheart] and swings his sheild over his head and down onto [Mira Ravenheart]'s torso, slashing a hole into her.
[A Forgotten Dream] half smiles. "You are all powerplayers, and imature violent ones at that." Not that she minded violent. [A Forgotten Dream] catches the top[angebob]'s shield and twists it sharply, hitting [angebob] hard with the flat side followed with a cuff to the head.
[A Forgotten Dream] offers [Mira Ravenheart] her hand. "So how's the jerk?"
[angebob] pulls his short sword around from his side and slashes at [A Forgotten Dream] while coming up with his knee to hit heart's unrest's stomach.
[Doormat] promptly comes up behind [angebob] and savagely tears off his head with his teeth
[angebob] pulled a grenade out of his coat right before [Doormat] bit his head off, pulled the pin and as his dead body slumps to the floor, he drops the grenade, and it blows [Doormat] up with angebob's dead body
[Doormat] explodes with so much force his torso and trailing intestines slice [A Forgotten Dream]'s head off
[Celorfiwyn]calmly grabs his rifle (that is hidden under his clothes) walks behind diabloJr,sticks the rifle through diablos pants to a very sensitive hole then pulls the trigger,soforth diablos head blows up sky high spreading pieces off skull and brain evrywhere(luckily i got very good cleaning spells ) and stands above the results of the massacare...
[Doormat] shoves a magic wand into [Celorfiwyn]'s stomach and causes him to crap flaming diarrhea and expell his fluids from his mouth.

yumm...sounds delicious,but its not over yet,[Celorfiwyn]grabs[Doormat]from his throat sticks him sitting on a 7meters long flagpole(which by the way is sharp and covered with shatters of glass,tabasko and just for the taste...a cherry on the top)so as he sits on it ,it slowly moves twards his head causing horrible agony(remembering what the whole shit is covered with,it gives a little extra kick to it,don't you think) and the more he moves and stragles the more faster will the pole slip in his a**...oh and by the way this pole is also used as a ground connection for magic so don't even think of morphing your self out of there or anything...enjoy >8]
[Doormat] shoves [Celorfiwyn]'s magic down his throat and rips his spine out. "I always liked my ribs fresh," Diablo says as he devours [Celorfiwyn]'s body

ooff...this is getting interesting..hmm let's see[Celorfiwyn]rips's [Doormat]'s testicles(assumig he's a guy)out replaces them with hes eyes,eyes he sticks to diablo's ass...mmm must be a beatiful sight,after that Celor rips diablos lips and tongue off and sticks em' to Diablos scrotch(this is an extremely hard masturbating form hich is highly adored amongst fakirs and guru's,they're pretty much the only ones cabable of performing this without braking their back),arent you happy i taught it to you,diablo,there arent many who can do that...after this ashaming session [Celorfiwyn]takes his somewhat weird looking tools and rips diablos skin off exposing the bare nerve system to everything possible alone the wind now causes extreme pain,not to mention the chili powder Celor sprouded on him (considering this i propably should let him die)...grande finale:[Celorfiwyn] summons a giant boot which slowly crushes [Doormat] into a little pile of smashed bones and blood...see you in crematory :)

[Doormat] walks out of the boot and slashes [Celorfiwyn] with a dirty HIV infected bottle. Then he throws salt, alcohol, lemons, vinegar, and hydrolic acid on the wounds so they fester.

yikes...i can't respond now please leave a message after the 'beeb'...i g2g...but i'll be back

[Celorfiwyn]returns from the hospital somewhat broken,he gives [Diablo jr] a murderous stare and jumps straight at him,( im sorry ,but i couldn't think of a more painful revenge) and simply rapes him,sticks the antidote to his own arm and laughs hysterically,since that was the only antidote,but then he realizes what he just did and goes home ashamed...damn!

[angebob] walks in and sees a massacure where he used to fight, he looks for a severed head, finds one with long hair laying on the ground, picks up a oddly made glass covered and something else on it, sticks the head to it and starts cleaning. "resurection sucks, i always come back as the janitor" he says then walks away fealing kind f awkward after cleaning a mess like that, "i mgonna take a shower" he says to himself then leaves.

Suddenly [Amor Vincit Omnia] walks in with a huge bright shining smile that blinds everybody in the room including [angebob] and takes a bow and arrow and shoots directly into everybodys heart and they die instantly ~walks away~

"Hey [Amor Vincit Omnia] you missed me!" walks over and on bodies littered on the floor. "Talk about making a girl feel special. You could at least got me in the leg!" Punches [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the face. "But you kill everyone else and let me live! That hurt!" Jumps up wall and uses it as leverage to kick [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the head. Lands on a guy making his way up off the ground and puches him, knocking him unconcious.

[Akayume] kicks [angelbob] "ha!"

[coochycoo] loads knives into an uzi "aaaaaaargh" shoots in every direction

[angebob] wakes up to someone kicking him "bastard" he says then grabs his lag and slams [Akayume] into a wall face first.(its [angebob] not [anglebob])

[Akayume] oh whatever. (and its leg, not lag)

[IcyFollower] picks up [Akayume] and chuck's her at a wall

[IcyFollower] gravs a steal bat and hits [Akayume] upside the head!

[Akayume]*chops off link's head* idiot.

[IcyFollower]puts his head back on with duck tape

[Akayume] <.<''' *chops links body in half and hides one half somewhere*

[IcyFollower] grows lower half back then savigaly bites [Akayume]'s head off

[Akayume] *puts head back on* *sticks tongue out*

[IcyFollower] laughing while mooning [Akayume] then [IcyFollower]'s pet monkey gravs 2 uzi's and shoots at every one in the room except [IcyFollower]and then [IcyFollower] devores [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] *comes back in spirit and takes over your body*

[IcyFollower] pukes up [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] makes you walk into a wall numerous times.

[IcyFollower] ow.........

[Jayy Will Murder] walks in strapped with swords, sawed of shot gun, and a wand. (heehee) Points shotgun at [Akayume]s head and blows it to bunch of itsy spiders.

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2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ............................................................................

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: ok. kicks stranger in the crotch

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: then stabs her in the butt again

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: starts to back up

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: sprays blood from butt in man's face

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: hey.then stabs then her breasts

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: Are you trying to make-out with me?

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: my eyes then steals her eyes hehehe

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: stabs him in the penis.

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: no i just kill

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I love you even though my butt bleeds and my breasts leak milk

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: omg my balls" then chops off one of her buttcheeks

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: *Police walk by*

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: hehehe

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: chops off his penis

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: then gravs a missle and blows them up

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: now may you never have children. -police hears me-

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: then reathaches his penis with duck tape

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: *survived*

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: If you wish to have love with me,... then here I am

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ok

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: hmm

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: lays there breathing hard and worried

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: please....my life has hardly begun

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: what?

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: um

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: cannot move for legs are injured

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ok

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: then gets a mediac-pack and heals her legs

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: if you want love,....here i am. If you want death,....then let me close my eyes

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ok

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: lays there,.....afraid

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: um i'm going to where u are

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: .............................................

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: k. she says weakly. how old are you may i ask?

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: then i turn to a sergun and heals her fully

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: 11

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: why

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I start to get up slowly,.....and I glance in the moonlight,... and see your handsome face

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: for i am only 11 too.

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: stares at his eyes in wonderment

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: :)

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: hello,..you still there?

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: what? Are you going to hurt me again?

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: wow i say when i look up at the moon to and see your face

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: no

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: -sun starts to rise. I realize I am in a beautiful medow

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: And i am next to you

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: -my hair starts to blow with the breeze around my face. my white dress does too

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: it is so beautiful!

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ..

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I turn my face sideways, and start to blush

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: my eyes close

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I have a slight smile on my face

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: i brush mustangs hair

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: ........................................................

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I try to turn away

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ^.^

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: what's wrong?

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I look at the flowers behind me, and the stream running past them

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: nothing, I answer meekly

2006-03-11 [IcyFollower]: ......................................................................

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: my dad died when I was born because of a war. then my mom died when i was 9 by being burned to death

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I close my eyes and a couple tears start streaming down my face.

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I thought I was going to be next...I said

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: .................................................................

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: try to walk away

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: I start to go over by the flowers and kneel down by them

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: you still there?

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: run my fingers through the stream

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: start to cry again

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: hello? Link001 ?

2006-03-11 [golden kiss]: scared by the silence

2006-03-12 [IcyFollower]: hahaha

2006-03-12 [Doormat]: /emotear Blows Link001 a new face with a m95 Baret .50cal sniper rifle. 

2006-03-13 [IcyFollower]: pets his pet monkey then gives it two uzi's to shot [Doormat] in the face,butt, a nuts

2006-03-15 [Love and Chaos]: ya'll forget'n 'bout me? *Hits Link001 in the head with a machete* You got it DiabloJr.?

2006-03-17 [wimplo350]: shoves a lit stick of dynamite down redneck rebels throat and staples his mouth shut.

2006-03-26 [IcyFollower]: grav's a ak and shotts redneck rebel's head off.

2006-03-28 [Love and Chaos]: pulls mouth open, grbs dynamite and throws it at link

2006-06-04 [Helghast]: walks in and pulls out duel lightsabars and challanges anyone to a duel

2006-06-04 [Doormat]: Spontaneously combusts the bear hugs Helghast in his death grip.

2006-06-04 [Helghast]: stabs in groin with 1 lightsabar others goes at the head

2006-06-04 [Doormat]: *explodes* sending shards of bones through Helghast's face and heart

2006-06-04 [Helghast]: Crawls to doormat cuts achillies tedon in ankle when he falls rips open thorat

2006-06-07 [Helghast]: Ha

2006-06-08 [Love and Chaos]: You bitches want a piece?!?*grabs light sabers and cut down [Helghast] and [Doormat]* what now?!?!?!?hahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-27 [wimplo350]: Takes battle ax and cuts off both of rednecks hands and then grabs both lightsabers and shoves them up rednecks ass!!!!!!!!! DID THAT HURT?!?!?!?!?!?

2006-06-27 [Love and Chaos]: Not really considering im right behind you!!!!!!! *shoves a machete up wimpies ass then pullsstraight up to cut him in half* but how did that feel wimp?

2006-06-28 [Helghast]: takes light sabars and leaves

2006-06-29 [Doormat]: Blows Hel's face off with his magical AWP.

2006-07-02 [Love and Chaos]: Bout Time You came Back [Doormat]! *Shoves shotgun up Hel's Ass and fires* Hope you like it rough Asswipe!!!!

2006-07-07 [wimplo350]: regenerates after a while then targets redneck rebel with a rocket launcher and blows him away

2006-07-07 [Love and Chaos]: *Dodges attack* It'll take more than that to stop me wimpy! I'm the allstar vet. here. *grabs rocket and throws it back at [wimplo350]*

2006-07-07 [wimplo350]: dodges it, then calls upon the pink fluffy bunnies to attack redneck rebel

2006-07-07 [Love and Chaos]: *copps up the bunies with a machete* Is that all you got?

2006-07-07 [wimplo350]: no i've got alot more where that came from, *shoots redneck rebels feet with nail gun*

2006-07-09 [Love and Chaos]: *pulls feet from Ground* WEAK! *takes gun nails wimpy's body to ground and shove a grenade down his throat and nails his mouth shut*

2006-07-14 [deadlynight shade]: walk up ro [Love and Chaos] a sit his troaght with revese blade katana

2006-07-14 [deadlynight shade]: the procede to drink his tea

2006-07-19 [Love and Chaos]: *After Stitching Throat Back Together, Slices Shades tea cup with a machete then procedes to tie up shade to his chair in order to perform the death of a thousand* Trust me, this will hurt you more than me.....

2006-07-23 [IcyFollower]: who forgot about me! runs up to redneckrebel and devores his body then looks at shade

2006-07-23 [IcyFollower]: it need ketchup yum ketchup

2006-07-27 [Love and Chaos]: too bad for you that now im under your skin.....hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Uses link to slice up shade* Hhhmmmmmmmm you neee some work on skills there bucko.

2006-08-03 [IcyFollower]: craps out redneck rebel

2006-08-03 [IcyFollower]: your covered in crap hahahahahahha!!!!!!!!ties redneckrebel to a rocket and points him at the sun

2006-08-03 [IcyFollower]: MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-11 [IcyFollower]: Redneckrebel blasts to the sun ohhhhhhhhhhhh =P

2006-08-11 [Doormat]: Throws a saw at link and severs his head.

2006-08-12 [Love and Chaos]: *turns rocket around and heads for links corpse* Lets see you come back from this BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-16 [IcyFollower]: stands up and puts head on with duck tape and moves out of the way...hmm let's see YOU come back from this....=d

2006-10-26 [Cute Is What I Aim For]: hits link with a chair in the back of the head

2006-10-26 [drakkar]: .>.....*hands out random bondage equipment*

2006-10-31 [Love and Chaos]: *Jumps off rocket as it hits link sending parts of his body everywhere*Please this is too easy.

2006-11-22 [deadlynight shade]: stiches him self back toghter " now you sawed of rednck u made me madand thats never , never ever, a good thing" slowly removing a broadsword from his back."time to teach you a old school leseonand trust me this is going to cuase quit alot of pain ."renders rednecks head from his shoulders." now this is how the celts did it" holding the head above his head blood still rain down."ich wess kommen nicht du bist ein duncough" a storm begins to rage about, a ring of fire in the shape of a pentagram cuaseing rednecks body to desinage upon contact with the unholy star." now my the gods a have mercy upon your mortal soul" lighting strikes the head and the room fades to black when the lights return [Love and Chaos] is no where to be found. " now anyone else care to mess with me" then procedes to walks across the room sets his table back up and orders a nother cup of tea.as the tea is delivered he shouts " oh yea...thanks link " splash his tea to help link wake up from his tempary coma. 

2006-11-23 [Love and Chaos]: *Returns from the dimension he was sent to* Don't you know who you're messing with you pathetic, sniveling, weak, little worm!?!?!?I'm not JUST the [Love and Chaos] but THE CHAOS KNIGHT himself you spineless little welp! Sword of those long dead I call upon your power!*Calls up the sword of the dead.* Now to add to my collection of souls.......*swings at [deadlynight shade]and his soul becomes a part of the sword* You still want to try your hand against me you pathetic excuse of a warrior?* claims the body of [deadlynight hade as a trophy* A leson to all who care, do not meddle with forces that you yourself do not understand.

2006-11-23 [deadlynight shade]: soul relacates and upon over powering the sword shatteres it " now now now dont u know who i am u can in prison lusifer"the procedes to rip rebels soul from his body and eats it with a rusty spoon."buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbb now thats a spicy meat a ball". then his astro form returns to his body. " amature"


2006-11-23 [Love and Chaos]: *Ominously*Thanks for the invite shade.......*Takes possesion of shades body and proceedes to kick his ass from within* you still think Im an Amatuer?*Creates a portal to leave shades body* Oh and by the way, thanks for releasing those souls, now I can assume my true form.Astorith Necroli Adjornis!!*the souls of a thousand dead warriors converge into my body transforming me with their power.* How do you like me Now wuss?*Lifts shade up and seperates his soul from his body* And to make sure you stay away this time, Necroli Burnthic Shalti!*Shades body ignites and disintegrates before him* And now for your soul,Realm Of Eternal Darkness Accept the Offering of this Mortals soul!*Dimentional Portal Opens up to claim the soul of [deadlynight shade]*Pathetic, I haven't even broken a sweat yet..

2006-11-23 [Love and Chaos]: *Ominously*Thanks for the invite shade.......*Takes possesion of shades body and proceedes to kick his ass from within* you still think Im an Amatuer?*Creates a portal to leave shades body* Oh and by the way, thanks for releasing those souls, now I can assume my true form.Astorith Necroli Adjornis!!*the souls of a thousand dead warriors converge into my body transforming me with their power.* How do you like me Now wuss?*Lifts shade up and seperates his soul from his body* And to make sure you stay away this time, Necroli Burnthic Shalti!*Shades body ignites and disintegrates before him* And now for your soul,Realm Of Eternal Darkness Accept the Offering of this Mortals soul!*Dimentional Portal Opens up to claim the soul of [deadlynight shade]*Pathetic, I haven't even broken a sweat yet..

2006-11-23 [deadlynight shade]: voice echo's with in rebels head" now your a smart one throw throw master of all dark ness in to a relm full of it .... that just seems to make u a glorified genuis. As long as im here my power increases only making you weaker than me by the moment. and you know that i have no hessitatons about rendering you fleshless from a another dimension. " rebels skin rips and please off like the skin of potato thats being boiled" now this is going to be fun" rebels body slowly becomes racked with pain, his heart beat iincrese pace and his bllood begins to boil" Now do u see u can kill me and as for all the spirits u have consumed" rebel body begins to glow a ominous red his eyes are forced from there sockets and the souls are relesed" that cool" opens a portal and steps out graceful as an angel. picks up rebels eyes and sticks them on the end of two darts and throws them " hay double bulls eye now isn't that irionic". walks across the room and sit and finish his tea." now that i think about it i'll assume my ultimate state" wings of a bat sprout from deadlys back , two horns force the skin on his head to seperate a tail pops out of the lower part of his back, his nail grow and become animal like claws. his eye roll back a reveal a black ball with red cat like pupils, his teeth grow to resemble a vampires>" now for a change of venue" to room shakes and raddles the floor rips its self apart showing a reality of fire and brimstone; the corpes of the fallen rise up and it becomes a spectater sport." now time to play" piks up a pice of the brimstone and transforms it into a claymore that feeds on the blood of the fallen." rebel come back and play"."Oh and i'll use the damascus arnour that just happens to be right here.... now isnt that conveinet". 

2006-11-25 [Love and Chaos]: You know you talk way too much, right? this isn't the make a story because i'm an idiot who's hell-bent on proving that I'm better than everyone else wiki. This is [Death Games]! Now DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* The souls that were released return and form around to again assume the form of pure evil* Now you really think that that little bit of pathetic magic can beat The CHAOS KNIGHT?! I'm the master of all evil, you son of a bitch. --Nactorith skelemic telemith!!!!!--*the skeletons that have been watching form into a mighty army behind rebel ready to obey his every command* --Now my mighty undead army, deliver mine enemy to me and make sure to give me his silly little toy in his hands.--* the army moves forward and restrains shade taking his claymore and handing it to rebel* Don't you see shade, I'm the master of death and destruction. Even the dead obey me.*Shoves the claymore into shades chest so that shade cannot find it* Goodbye shade, you've been a fun and worthy opponet. Unfortunately our time for fun and games has come to an end.Goodbye.*steps back to watch as shades body explodes and the undead army feeds on the flesh and soul of the nowdead and gone shade*RIP my fearful opponet, RIP.

2006-11-25 [Love and Chaos]: BARTENDER!!!!!ONE FOR EVERYONE!ON ME!*Drinks with everyone in the room*now can we get back to the actuall death games and not this petyty back and forth between 2 people crap? this is supposed to be an all-out, drag-out fight for anyone who wants in, remember? Wouldn't you agree [Dil*]?

2006-11-25 [Dil*]: Note from the owner: No more fucking paragraphs. When someone kills you, you die. Then you make another comment killing them. None of this teleporting rubbish. One death, one life, one death ect.

2006-11-27 [deadlynight shade]: "ok i agree with two way BS but i think that this was fun but someone need to open a rpg becuse playing witha set of 'rules' is quite stupid and if you read above rebel has been doing the same thang as me.die rencarnate kil die repeat.so dont pin all this on me. and as for no one entering other comments NOT MY FAULT.and SORRY i Elaberate on a topic >.<

2006-11-28 [Love and Chaos]: Hey I take my share, I just think we scared everyone else off is all.My apologies as well.

2006-11-28 [Dil*]: geesh, this is wayyyy to serious. - don't care, do whatever you like.

2006-11-28 [Akayume]: O.o *agrees with Dil**

2006-11-28 [Love and Chaos]: Alrighty,then lets have at it.*tackles [Akayume] into a wall and through it*

2006-11-28 [deadlynight shade]: "yea im sorry for the rant" As he picks up rebel and Akayume and smashes thier heads toghther.

2006-11-29 [Love and Chaos]: *gets up and throws [Akayume] to shade* Hey! Catch!

2006-11-30 [Akayume]: .................*slap slap*

2006-11-30 [Love and Chaos]: *watches [Akayume] fly through the air* Cool.......I made [Akayume] fly! *throws Candy bombs for good measure*

2006-11-30 [deadlynight shade]: catches[ Akayume] with a grab and swings her a round which sends her hurteling back at [Love and Chaos] " now we got a game going.

2006-11-30 [Akayume]: .............

2006-11-30 [IcyFollower]: i'm not dead ;P

2006-12-01 [Love and Chaos]: I know.*catches [Akayume] and throws at link*

2006-12-01 [IcyFollower]: cathes then throws at the sun...............pretty colors...........

2006-12-03 [Love and Chaos]: Hahahahahahah! That's GREAT! Why didn't I think of that?*Jumps up and throws a candy grenade Barrage at everyone within range* It's raining CANDY!

2006-12-03 [IcyFollower]: yummy candy............*Farts very loudly after eating every piece*more candy..................

2006-12-03 [IcyFollower]: wat does it mean when your the auther of this page?=O

2006-12-03 [IcyFollower]: cause it says i'm the auther!?

2006-12-03 [IcyFollower]: eats a chipmunk while waiting for an answer....................-Q-

2006-12-03 [Dil*]: *stabs link001 in the eye with a fork.* *douses redneck with gasoline and sets him on fire*

2006-12-04 [Love and Chaos]: *uses Himself As Weapon by running into link, setting him on fire*

2006-12-05 [Doormat]: *Douses Redneck and Link with Hydropchloric acid in a valiant attempt to stop the fire. 

2006-12-05 [Dil*]: LOL, *adds some sulphuric acid to see what happens*

2006-12-05 [Love and Chaos]: *Jumps into a water tank in the Corner to stop the fire* OUCH!!!!!!!*Slams into [Dil*] with his shoulder sending her into Hydrochloric Acid Vat [Doormat] Had used* Hey Where is the Sulphuric Acid Anyway?

2006-12-06 [Akayume]: O.o wow.....

2006-12-06 [Love and Chaos]: *grabs [Akayume] and throws her into [Doormat] which also knocks him into the vat of hydrochloric acid.* hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eat your own stuff [Doormat]!

2007-01-06 [IcyFollower]: {farts causeing a ginourmus fire coming out of his butt}That felt good!!!!

2007-01-06 [Love and Chaos]: Didnt your mother ever teach you manners?* Picks up link* SAy Excuse Me!* throws link up into the air to kick him back down into the vat with the others*SCORE! The crowd goes wild!

2007-01-09 [IcyFollower]: crawls out of vat and drag redneck rebel in the vat too =P

2007-01-11 [Love and Chaos]: * Grabs the side of the vat to keep from falling in* OH, You're no fun......*climbs out* NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! * lowers head and headbutts link*

2007-01-17 [IcyFollower]: *uses a really big sword sword to open side of the vat*haha this stuff burn and it's coming a at you in a tidal wave Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

2007-01-17 [Love and Chaos]: *jumps up and over link. Grabs him as a human shield* really? looks liie you'll burn first!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*burp*

2007-01-19 [IcyFollower]: oh yea turms to air until the tidal wave passes Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!>=)

2007-01-20 [Love and Chaos]: * jumps up and grabs rafter of the building to avoid the tidal wave* geez, why me?

2007-05-04 [IcyFollower]: cause no one likes you XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-07 [Love and Chaos]: HEY NOW! That's just dirty, Why dont nobody like me? *Jumps down to confront Link*

2007-05-12 [Doormat]: Throws a few landmines under Love and Chaos to break his fall.

2007-05-14 [Love and Chaos]: *Dodges as they explode* Come on Man, What was that? *Runs full force at [Doormat]and disappears*

2007-05-16 [Doormat]: *Sucks him up with a vacuum* "Ghost busted!"

2007-05-18 [Love and Chaos]: *As an Ominous Voice* Did you really think that you could just suck me out of the air?!? Hahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Appears behind [Doormat] and floors him with one powerful kick to the back*

2007-05-19 [Doormat]: *Spine snaps and shoots pH 0.000000001 acid over everyone*

2007-05-21 [Love and Chaos]: *Vaporizes* I'm still here though all around you. An unseen force that can kill you by clouding your mind and making you believe whatever I choose for you to believe.*focuses energies on [IcyFollower] to make him believe that he is a headless chicken*

2007-05-31 [IcyFollower]: um why is chaos a headless chicken????????XD

2007-06-05 [Love and Chaos]: No no no, that's you dingleberry...... Or at least I think you are Oo

2007-06-07 [Firen'IceElf]: Do I have to say something? I already shot someone for trying to post against me.... do I need to say more
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2007-06-07 [Firen'IceElf]: Lol my gun didn't show up because this thing won't show it... I shot milk and cookies because he/she/it is a moron. WOOT +3 lives!!! O yah.. You suck *grabs the shotgun and attaches a scope on it* I'll show you close range with scope *shoots everyone that posted with the shotgun, and nukes their homes with nuclear missiles,destroy their Elftown account and steals their money* Got anything better? *pulls out a rocket launcher and destroys the topic*

2007-06-16 [Love and Chaos]: WOW....... and I thought I was strange......

2007-06-25 [IcyFollower]: Yea...............O.o

2007-06-25 [IcyFollower]: i never thought someone could be stranger...........o.O

2007-06-26 [Love and Chaos]: should I take that as acompliment or an insult?

2007-06-27 [IcyFollower]: um..............i don't no but let's kill the weird guy XD!

2007-06-28 [IcyFollower]: or starge i don't no 0.o

2007-06-28 [Love and Chaos]: .........????????????????

2007-06-28 [IcyFollower]: nvm 0.o

2007-06-30 [Love and Chaos]: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Throws grenades at [IcyFollower]*

2007-07-08 [IcyFollower]: pees on grenade and runs away!MUAHAHAHAHAHA

2007-07-13 [IcyFollower]: <img:stuff/dand-gif.gif>

2007-07-25 [Love and Chaos]: ?????????*gives odd look of unbelief*......you are a sad, sick , little man......

2007-07-26 [Robert Kerber]: no he is just my little brother

2007-07-29 [IcyFollower]: <img:stuff/m-jpg.gif>uh so?<img:44166_1164218141.gif>

2007-07-29 [IcyFollower]: licks a lolipop waiting for grenade to blow up any second......................<img:44166_1164557371.gif>

2007-08-16 [Love and Chaos]: *BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!* I hope you didn't lose any vital organs as they become my trophies....

2007-09-23 [IcyFollower]: ha ha you got blown up bro what an idiot standing on a grenade(oh god better lock my room door<img:44166_1164903241.gif>)

2007-10-06 [deadlynight shade]: walks into room lifts up a broad sword rams it trough [ Karkur] door openig the lock.... slips trough the door fram and beheads [ Karkur] as he sit before his computer

2007-10-14 [IcyFollower]: "a sly voice comes from nowhere"hahahahaha(shoots arrow at shades head)

2007-10-14 [IcyFollower]: I will kill you with my elven army MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-24 [Love and Chaos]: Uh dude, dont you read? NO ARMIES. its in the rules. * slices up [IcyFollower] with broadsword*

2007-11-24 [Love and Chaos]: Uh dude, dont you read? NO ARMIES. its in the rules. * slices up [IcyFollower] with broadsword*

2007-11-25 [IcyFollower]: it doesn't say it in the rules.......<img:stuff/Br23-gif.gif>

2008-03-19 [Love and Chaos]: Its still cheap.

2008-03-20 [Doormat]: *Eats Karkur's army. WAT NAO!! 'w'

2008-03-20 [Love and Chaos]: Nice.

2008-08-21 [IcyFollower]: <img:stuff/m-jpg.gif> ok (pokes Doormat's forehead with a dead bunny)lol<img:stuff/mood10_gif.gif>{SUCKER}

2008-09-29 [wimplo350]: <img:stuff/walks_in_and_sees_dead_bunny.gif> (walks in and sees dead bunny)and exclaims, THEY HAVE ARRIVED AND THEY SHALL DIE, as I pull out long sword and slices through [IcyFollower].

2008-11-01 [deadlynight shade]: Takes [IcyFollower] remains and uses his entrails to strangle [ Love and Chaos] when his body goes limp and every bit of life is drained from his useless corpse he turns his attention to [Doormat] gouging out his eyes the lobotomizing him with a his bloody fist   

2008-11-04 [Doormat]: *Fires out his spine and eviscerates [deadlynight shade]*

2008-11-30 [IcyFollower]: my tummy hurts<img:44166_1164145272.gif>

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