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Whatever...

...floats your boat.

And all things similar. Certain expressions are used when one wishes to express the fact that someone can do whatever they want for whatever reason. I have decided to make a list and thusly almost a game of it. Here we come up with strange ways of expressing this. Feel free to make it dirty or insinuating. I, personly, have allways thought 'floats your boat' refered to... arousal. The trick is not to make it overtly sexual, but rather insinuating.

Below are where you should post your additions at the end of the list. Feel free to add as many as you want, just don't take all the good ones.

Whatever...

... Floats your boat.
... Peels your bannana.
... Blows your skirt up.
... Grinds your meat.
... Licks your lollie.
... Pickles your pepper.
... Pays your piper.
... Rocks your cock.
... Blows your whistle.
... Tans your tummy.
... Tutes your flute.
... Wrenches your pipe.
... Puffs your pillows.
... Lights your match.
... Loosens your belt.
... Cooks your taco.
... Twists your tail.
... motions your lotion.
... Raises your flag.
... lights your wick.
... steams your clam.
... plumps your sausage.
... catches your butterfly
... sails your ship.
... loads your game.
... bakes your beans.
... fries your bacon.
... salts your pork.
... digs your well.
... wars your stars.
... powers your lightsaber.
... draws your knife.
... sparks your wand.
... inks your quill.
... pulls your lever.
... pulls your cord.
... rings your bell.
... undresses your stripper.
... yanks your chain.
... pops your cork.
... runs your marathon.
... finds your Nemo.
... tacks your board.
... milks your cow.
... launches your rocket.
... preheats your oven.
... writes your will& testament.
... files your divorce.
... screws your wife.
... sparks your imagination.
... kickstarts your perversity.
... gets you what you want.
... makes you feel funny...
... makes you happy.
... makes you give the full-on salute.
... candies your cherries.
... peanuts your butter.
... keeps you alive.
... wraps your whacker.
... kills those infomercials.
... marches your band.
... preaches to your choir.
... hires the Rockettes.
... beans your kidneys.
... gets you hosed.
... coils your snake.
... toasts your bagle.
... roasts your nuts.
... bakes your biscuits.
... filets your fish.
... Tickles your Pickle.
... Turns your crank.
... Kills the hell out of Barney.
... shucks your corn.
... Creams your Twinky
... Frosts your Cake
... Fills your doughnut
... lights your cigaret
... makes you horny.
... twists your nipples
... creames your coffee.
... creams your bagle.
... licks your dick
... fills your glass
... flogs your log.
...turns you on
... rocks your SOCKS !!
... greases your griddle.

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2004-09-08 [ShiftySkillet]: tsk tsk this is just getting dirty!

2004-09-10 [elfboy]: Was that comment aimed at me, HiddenFire?

2004-09-10 [Jewl]: LOL!! XD

2004-09-10 [HiddenFire]: I was being silly. :P

2004-09-10 [elfboy]: I know, I was just wondering. ^__^

2004-10-22 [MagpieWisdom]: lol, v.v.v.funny ^_^

2004-10-22 [ShiftySkillet]: wow...this hasnt been commented on in ages...

2004-10-26 [jaerelim]: these are creative

2004-10-27 [ShiftySkillet]: haha cream...

2004-12-02 [strangerSue]: umm i know one... whatever butters your toast

2004-12-03 [HiddenFire]: Add it then. ^_^

2004-12-03 [elfboy]: Its already up there, I think.

2004-12-04 [HiddenFire]: nope.

2004-12-04 [elfboy]: Okay.

2005-04-18 [Jewl]: lol elfboy creams my twinkie...

2005-04-19 [elfboy]: ^__^ yay!

2005-05-02 [EmoGirl]: This is the coolest wikiw ever.

2005-05-06 [elfboy]: It is pretty fun.

2005-06-04 [chrissy8]: I LOVE THIS WIKI!!!

2005-07-11 [elfboy]: ^__^

2006-03-19 [Jewl]: lol i love it too

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