Page name: The house that Vorkje gave me [Logged in view] [RSS]
2007-11-10 09:37:00
Last author: Teufelsweib
Owner: All_Most PUNK
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I had trouble choosing =3

Welcome to my little humble housie in the beautiful city of Elftown!
[Please make yourself at home and take off your shoes, I just cleaned it!]
Well, actually, [Teufelsweib] helped me an itsy pitsy bit, but you’ll barely notice.
Silly girl that she is ^^ *giggles*


but first of all, some thingsies about me!

<img:>I play in a band, we're called... well, hell do I know. but we have a wikiii!!!! ^_^ *dances* Prelude to Crazyness
<img:>I like all things fluff.
<img:>I like pinks
<img:>I like the chippendales
<img:>I like writing poetry
<img:>at night I cry myself to sleep =D
<img:>I want to dye my hair, paint my nails and get a pony
<img:>I'm not gay

but above all I aaaaammm....


and after all the likesies, I also have a darker side...


[Teufelsweib] editing my house

nothing! I'm one big ball of intense fluffness and brightybrightbright with love radiating!

I'm like a fucking love microwave!!!!

cancer not included.

tihi ^_^


during my free time I have this crappy job =)
no one really understands what the fuck I am doing there
but it sure is awesome!<3<3


I also write poetry!
that's so [cool<3]! ^^ so many people do that
so me too of course, I shall provide you sweethearts with a example ^^

[pink fluff gashing through what is left of my brain
if I still had any left, I could not stand the pain
for all the years of telivized shit
I came to the point that I had to admit it
it doesn't mind if I dress as a punk or a whore
so one day I stepped out of my door
and the birds were signing and the sun shined hard
I smiled and danced and felt like a retard
the rest of the world was there with me
other naive braindead and stoned hippies you'll see
for only people as stupid as I am
will commit to a lifestyle like mine (spam)



and to make one thing clear...

so to all you sexy girls out there that got a wrong impression *winkwink*


<purple>chewy chew chew the train
was the one that ate my brain
you could read that in the previous poem
up there in this goddamn screwed up ET home
and I guess this hunger shall last no longer
for the hopes and prettiness was down the drain yonder
a parrot on a stick makes a good trick
less painful in the end than a smash with a brick
as long as bricks have no feelings I guess it's good
I once confused one of them with food
while chewing I suddenly noticed "fuck!"
this ain't my pasta, this is a rock!</purple>

bye bye and come again! ^^


Reactions to this house

[ally]: I wanna play with your house too -_-
I love your house now :)
It should stay like that, it makes me happy.

[Mirime]: I'm so glad to learn that you aren't gay... since we're married and all ;)
It's very pink and fluffy. A little bit *too* happy, though. She should've changed your picture too ;)

....*gets ideas*

[iippo]: I'm sorry, I don't usually do this, but: I told you so.

[pixish]: It's beautiful :p And soooo you x)

[Sunny Silverunicorn]: OMG, your house looks so cute now! XD <3

[Easterling]: Awww, it's adorable, at last it's a place perfect for dancing around on pink clouds and batting eyelashes...! ¨(Good thing that you wrote you didn't do boys, though, it could easily be mistaking for a gay-house otherwise... Which remains me of a story of my life by the way...)

[Isilando]: Holy monkeys, your house, dude!!!

[Linderel]: ofmg soooo baaaaaaad xD Poor Punky

[Triola]: I have just been on PUNK's house, and you, my dear, are a genius! I laughed until my stomach hurt XD

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From: [Sweet Edith.]
To: [All_Most PUNK] (Another ad-hoc hypothesis)

Welome DollFace.
That's pretty amazing.

From: [scars of winter rain] ([.:/my thinking cap... is a pirate hat!\:.])
To: [All_Most PUNK] (Another ad-hoc hypothesis)

i love your profile, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

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2008-06-03 [Tates]: O.o
Why does it say "Cautiuon: Contains Random White Girl Dancing" when a GUY owns this house and he's NOT gay?
(No offense..i just REALLY wanna know..<.<')

2008-06-03 [Teufelsweib]: because that's my humor.
the whole house and all it's content is a joke and shouldn't be taken serious, if you didn't notice that yet :P

2008-06-04 [All_Most PUNK]: It shouldn't be taken seriously? But I'm re-forming my whole life to make it fit the house!

2008-06-04 [Triola]: That would explain the hitting on [Viking] :P

2008-06-04 [All_Most PUNK]: Exactly! :D

2008-06-05 [someelf]: Lol xD

2008-06-05 [Tingis]: [Teufelsweib] all made this?

2008-06-05 [Teufelsweib]: with blood, sweat and tears :')

2008-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: And the x component. Not to mention lots of fluffy stuff.

2008-08-26 [Jitter]: This must be the best house ever made. EVER.

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: thank you *bows*

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Only yesterday I removed another trace of this house from my current house: the pink text in the badges area.

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: damnit, you discovered that aswell? xD

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: *wedges a space in between 'as' and 'well'*

Omg he is destroying evidence :o

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Well, I kinda knew it and I kept seeing it. I just also kept forgetting to change it :P

Soon there will be no traces of Vorkje's existence!

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: I'll always find a way to prove I'm existing!...somehow!

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Ummm... I don't know... I'm not sure you really exist...

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: I do believe in Vorkje I do I do! *claps*

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Every time you clap an angel loses its wings. Or something like that.

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Where'd you get that, then? Anyway: Fuck angels, Vorkje is more important!

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: I don't know... from God?

Angels don't have sex. I don't know if they can be fucked.

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