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The Town Herald


The netpaper about Elftowners, by Elftowners, for Elftowners.



Enter Issue 17:

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Credits: Thanks to all of our current Heralders, contributing retired Heralders, all our guest submissions and of course our featured Artists and Writers.

Cover Art by: Elftown Artist [liiga]

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2008-08-11 [iRock.]: I'm gunna hurt you Mortified Penguin.

2008-08-11 [Mortified Penguin]: What? Look at those things... they need some support...

2008-08-11 [iRock.]: I do have a bra on, LOOK CLOSER!

2008-08-13 [Dark Side of the Moon]: [Talos Cyrion]: I think it reminds me alittle of galadriel from Lord of the rings....

When I first saw this I thought of Galadriel also. I just can't get over the perfection of the artwork!

2008-08-13 [Terror and Hubris]: Shes not naked, it's not perfect yet.

2008-08-13 [Talos Cyrion]: -_- is that all that matters? And honestly does it really matter if she has a bra on or not mortified penguin? why are you even looking is my question?

2008-08-13 [Mordigen]: thats how mort is - try to ignore it rather than take it personally.

i think it's the over-exposure to ramen ...

2008-08-13 [Talos Cyrion]: I know....and i don't take it personally i just find rather tacky that people have to point it out...instead of keeping it to themselves

2008-08-13 [Terror and Hubris]: what? boobs are the greatest thing since Raptor Jesus. And honestly, people need to stop being uncomftorable when people point out boobs. Oh haha, look she has boobs. Everyone join in, because boobs are awesome. This is the INTERNET, you're going to get some less than savory individuals.

2008-08-13 [iRock.]: Oh sheepers.
Lets just all start a riot over... my boobs.
I WEAR BRAS. End o' story.

2008-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Just sayin'... those things look pretty saggy... I'll bet she has back problems too... *eats ramen*...

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: O.O ....

2008-08-13 [SilverFire]: [iRock.] what are you on about? Mort is talking about the picture, not you. No need to start swearing, either.

2008-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah... from the look of it, your boobs aren't big enough to have back problems... at least not yet anyway... *eats ramen*... Silverfire, though... she's got some huge ones! ......but, anyway......

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: *the lights flicker I appear beside kymerlye and hands her an battleaxe* End Mort... <img:2706_1128818519.gif>

2008-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: What?! But... I just finished paying off my mortgage!

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: *makes a phone call to Solus to come and destroy Mort*

2008-08-13 [SilverFire]: Well if you get mad stop typing, because we don't want any rudeness here. Especially when it's uncalled for because you completely misunderstood him anyway.

And Mort, you can stop antagonising her too, now.

2008-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: That's not true... I have a big ego! That... and my twelve incher. *rubs his barrel*... yup... this sure is a good gun!

2008-08-13 [SilverFire]: [Terror and Hubris]: I deleted your comment. It didn't help anything at all and was only rude. There's no reason for you to get involved, and your comment would have only made things worse.

2008-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: That was a pretty big comment... probably took a while to make...

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