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The Town Herald


The netpaper about Elftowners, by Elftowners, for Elftowners.



Enter Issue 17:

TH Issue 17 Index




Credits: Thanks to all of our current Heralders, contributing retired Heralders, all our guest submissions and of course our featured Artists and Writers.

Cover Art by: Elftown Artist [liiga]

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2008-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: That was a pretty big comment... probably took a while to make...

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: I was going to say axe instead of battleaxe and I left it an "an" so I apologize for my transgression. And yes im an an internet tough guy but thats just the way I am

2008-08-13 [Terror and Hubris]: Oh come on. That comment would have single handedly solved the problem.

2008-08-13 [SilverFire]: Okay, if none of you are going to stop being idiots, then I'll just start deleting your comments until you've learned some manners, and decide to start being polite. Because this really isn't the place for your silly whining and bitching. That clear? :) If you have a problem with Mort, Kymberlye then you should report it to the guards so we can handle it, instead of just being rude back, because that will just get you into trouble, too. And yes, you did misunderstand him: he wasn't talking about your boobs in half these comments, but you responded as if he were.

Now this can all end now, and we can all get back to admiring the beautiful art work. ;)

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: I cant just let that happen so easily<img:2706_1128818519.gif>

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: Wow the CIA <img:2706_1128818519.gif>

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: Raise your swords up high!
See the black birds fly!
Let them hear your rage!
Show no fear!

Im stealing this page! It is mine! <img:2706_1128818519.gif>

2008-08-13 [Talos Cyrion]: All this over one art peice? good lord!!!

2008-08-13 [EnigmaFlame]: Yes cause it is fun, let us war for ages!
Charge your horses across the fields!
Together we ride into destiny!
Have no fear of death, when its our time!

2008-08-14 [Talos Cyrion]: charge forth to death and twilight ride ever to the end shall we deny as we never shall we die!!!

2008-08-14 [iRock.]: awww, I love you guys.

2008-08-14 [Paul Doyle]: Wow, randomly RPG'ing over this? I guess AD&D 4.0 must suck that much o_O

[liiga] proves the pen (or the digital paintbrush!) is truly mightier than the sword, and, well, in keeping in the spirit of these comments which are threatened with deletion: maybe the Helen of Troy factor, as well? (Horndogs going to war over a beautiful woman, that is.)

2008-08-14 [iRock.]: How romantic?

2008-08-15 [x-tacy]: how in the world did you mistake Mort. from talking about the picture to talking about your boobs thats the funniest thing i've seen on here he did not say even once anything about your boobs... that is some mis understanding for like something that would happen to me....

2008-08-16 [iRock.]: I never said I was all the way there..
you know, I'm the dumbest blond with brown hair you could ever meet..
I don't think about things.. and when I realized that there was actually a damn picture up there.. I felt sooo stupid.
Oh gosh... That just like out dumbed myself.. really it did. And really, I seriously Appologize about anything I did..
Oh wow.
I'm sitting here laughing at myself for how dumb I am.
I'm glad you were amused.

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Wow, did the council honostly have to come in and mediate an argument over breasts? That should be a record of some kind...

2008-08-17 [iRock.]: I have no idea what you just said..
but, sure, it can be a record of some kind.. I think.. :/

2008-08-18 [Mordigen]: Alex, hun, the council never stepped in :P [SilverFire] is a Heralder too, and was only doing Herlad duties by trying to keep our front page clean ;P

and seriously guys -- don't take it out on her, I would have deleted all your comments too if I were here online while they were happening -- she has my full and complete support in mediating this situation, and I greatly appreciate her doing so in my abscence.

Lets all be pleasant now :)

2008-08-18 [Imperator]: I just think it's really funny how this revolved around breasts and a misunderstanding. :D

2008-08-18 [Mordigen]: Isn;t there always going to be a misunderstanding when something revolves around breasts ? XD

2008-08-18 [Imperator]: 0.0 *quietly backs out of room*

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