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The Town Herald


The netpaper about Elftowners, by Elftowners, for Elftowners.



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Credits: Thanks to all of our current Heralders, contributing retired Heralders, all our guest submissions and of course our featured Artists and Writers.

Cover Art by: Elftown Artist [liiga]

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2008-08-25 [iRock.]: I said.
I call dibs on the damn pig!

2008-08-25 [EnigmaFlame]: oops... *steal kims shoe and retreats into the dark corner chewing it* O.O

2008-08-25 [iRock.]: xD
You're lucky my feet don't smell!
or, you would have some rugged smellin' shoes.

by the by; my name is Kimberly, Kim.. xD

2008-08-25 [EnigmaFlame]: *Waves a claw quickly correcting my "error"* What do you mean? I have spelled it correctly. *eats the shoe*

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: Uh, huh.
sure, I don't care that you spell is Kym.. but I just correct people.. I hate how it's spelled Kim.. but eh.. it's my enitials.. I better love it. :D

Oh hell, call me what you want.. I'll answer to it. :]

2008-08-26 [EnigmaFlame]: Hmm... Someone think of a very descriptive long name

2008-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: My name is Inocencio, but nobody calls me that... *eats ramen*...

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: Kimberly Ida M.
As in, KIM. heck yeah.

people just call me IDAho.

2008-08-26 [EnigmaFlame]: Daravir of the limitless black pits of the eternal beyond. Sounds nice, doesnt it?

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: Yeah; it's romantic..

2008-08-26 [EnigmaFlame]: No romantic would be... Daravir of the bloodstained black rose of aguish or something. I can sit here and make up hundreds. But I must depart. Merry met, my friends

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: I was being a smartass, by the way.
I can make hundreds up also, yet, none of them involve my name.. Or like bloodstained black rose or black pits.. they're more like poem sayings.. intelligent huh?

2008-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: You people have some messed up love lifes...

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: Hey, that's not my love lifee.

Oh, and like you have anything to say, you're romantic meal would probably be ramen noodles.

2008-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: With rose petals on top! ...and maybe a traditional, romantic meatball. The kind you nudge to your date with your nose... but then there was that one time... I was nudging the meatball, when, tragically, I felt this sneeze coming on.........

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: Smartass.
This isn't Lady and the Tramp.

And I hope you don't take girls out on dates for fucking spagetti.

2008-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: Darn straight I don't! ...They take me out if they know what's good for them!

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: Yeah, then you probably don't get any dates at all.

I mean, they are lining up at your front door.

2008-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: That's why I have to double bolt my door... some women can just get so desperate, you know...? ...*eats ramen*...

2008-08-26 [iRock.]: You mean; You can get so desperate..
and the girls double bolt their doors?

I'm sorry; that is mean.. but I had to say it.
You can't eat any more ramen noodles; I ate them all!

2008-08-26 [Mordigen]: hey, wait a minute.........what's wrong with spaghetti?
i mean - im not a pasta girl, but sheesh, those italian restaurants will serve you ragu at 400% profit, meaning : expensive date XD

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