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The Elftown Meme Page

Because [Triola] was bored and had access to a meme generator.

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2012-12-11 [Mortified Penguin]: I've always been a fan of potatoes.

2012-12-11 [Nekko fox]: Rich, hard-working, patriotic potatoes.

2012-12-11 [Mortified Penguin]: That's where I get all my morals.

2012-12-11 [Nekko fox]: And your delicious texture.

2012-12-11 [Mortified Penguin]: *Morsels, sorry.

I always get the two confused.

2012-12-12 [Nekko fox]: I blame the Christian Scientists for your confusion Mort.

2012-12-12 [Teufelsweib]: <img:>

2012-12-12 [Avaz]: When did this wikipage turn into another Bob's Diner?

2012-12-12 [Viking]: I think it was when the troll tried to eat the billygoats.

2012-12-12 [Teufelsweib]: *looks up from her newspaper* what are you two doing out here? get back in the kitchen!
*punches some Mexican kids*
*makes a rude comment about Misty*

2012-12-12 [Nekko fox]: *eats ramen*

2012-12-12 [Avaz]: *something about Paco*

2012-12-12 [Mortified Penguin]: *looks up from a nonspecific item*

Deliveries go around back.

2012-12-12 [Nekko fox]: * the non specific item looks disgruntled and put out for being so easily ignored*

2013-02-03 [Susie-Q]: *places another non-specific item of a non-specific gender next to the first so it won't be lonely*

2013-02-04 [Sideways]: *The Code-Violationtron deploys from a meme about Transformers and deploys giant arm cannons*


*machine gun blasts page with supersonic rounds made of mail*

2013-02-04 [Susie-Q]: *insert clever my little pony, lord of the rings, or obscure polish cartoon meme here*

2013-02-04 [Susie-Q]: Tax deductions will be given for avoiding use of the aforementioned memes. Warrants will be issues for use of drunken baby memes

2013-02-04 [Sideways]: <img:>
"Woman, not only will I box your face in, I'll bite your finger off so hard you'll wish I was Tyson!"

2013-02-04 [Susie-Q]: Dear gods that image is terrifying. D:

2013-02-04 [Sideways]: <img:>
"What's terrifying? Oh! Hey Manny, what's up? Yeah... I'm afraid of Mayweather too. So! Who ordered the Calamari?"

2013-02-04 [Sideways]: <img:>
"Hey! Cthulu! Longtime no see! Oh, me? I'm just filming my new reality show, "Scumbag [Sideways], Council Hunter.

2013-02-04 [Susie-Q]: Cthulu images? Please the destroyer of this world is what fills my drunken dreams with hope, the dead wolf fills my wardrobe with coats. What's really scary is the cinematography of the movie butterfly and sword, not to mention the God awful dubbing

2013-02-04 [Teufelsweib]: <img:> for when you want your coat to have more class

2013-02-04 [Teufelsweib]: <img:> for when you need a bigger coat to cover your fat ass

2013-02-04 [Sideways]: <img:>
Because [Teufelsweib] won't stop giving me sass

2013-02-04 [Sideways]: <img:>
Sorry, Cthulu, can't talk. I'm tryin to ween my title back. Theenk I'm in the wrong arena, though... :(

2013-02-16 [glimmergirl]: What's with killing all the animals, I bet you would'nt go into wolves of the leopard's territory without a gun. I double big dog dare ya!

2013-02-17 [Susie-Q]: I would wolf the leopards with a big dog even if I risked getting one of my many giraffe coats covered in pony blood.

2013-02-17 [Triola]: All these pictures in the comment section are really annoying me <.< resize is your friend, people!

2013-02-17 [Sideways]: Images in the comments of a wiki about images??¿? Inconceivable!!¡!

2013-02-17 [Lord Josmar]: It's not that there are images in the comments that is annoying [Triola] it is their large size. What may appear to be a small image on your screen can be a very large images on someone else's. Using the resize tag to reduce the size off your images to a set one makes it easier on others.

2013-02-17 [Lord Josmar]: <img200*0:>

Like so.

2013-02-17 [Sideways]: Firefox is for the weak. Especially for those too weak to press the "(Last 200)" link below. Also, those too weak to scroll down. Those are the ones who most deserve our pity.

2013-02-18 [Triola]: What in the world does Firefox have to do with anything? o.O

2013-02-18 [Susie-Q]: It's a bitch of a yugioh card that is resummoned if it is destroyed in combat. Left in defense mode, it's a pain in the ads to get around to get to your opponents life points. Oh....hold on.....wait....never mind, that's fox fire

2013-02-18 [Teufelsweib]: oh wow you really are sucking up the mood like a tank on the camping but I'm just 'flapping' my cheek because I can't fit a banana in there but there's really nothing you can say about that

2013-02-18 [Teufelsweib]: like a moodsponge

2013-02-18 [Susie-Q]: Im sorry, did you just say you want a cock in your mouth?

2013-02-19 [Teufelsweib]: sorry, can't hear you over your mom screaming while I'm fucking her in the ass

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: Well, that turned ugly quick. o_o;

2013-02-19 [Triola]: What, no high five for Vorkje for getting some mother action? :P

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: Only if it was a difficult achievement.

2013-02-19 [Triola]: Really? You only give out sex high fives if they are difficult achievements? That's a bit stingy.

2013-02-19 [Teufelsweib]: wait a sec, I gotta wash my hands before I deal out high fives...

2013-02-19 [Teufelsweib]: because that was some dirty action! ;D *high fives all around*

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: Well, some mothers are really very easy*. (Frex: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?") So it's not really high-five-worthy. But if there was some sort of social chase which ended up with scoring, then yes, high five for that. :D

*So much so that there is a whole porn genre of it - MILF.

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: However, that said... *HIGH FIVE TEUF* ^_^

2013-02-19 [Triola]: But it's sex, isn't it pretty much high five worthy no matter what? o.O I mean, you're the smut god, and someone is getting laid. I feel like if you're not high fiving, you're not really doing your job here!

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: Okay, you have a point. Yes. Someone is getting laid and that is high five worthy.
*high five* :)

2013-02-19 [Teufelsweib]: whoop whoop whoop :>
"doesn't matter, had sex"-mentality

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: I had the "doesn't matter, had sex" mentality not too long ago.

2013-02-19 [Teufelsweib]: liiiike 30 minutes ago?

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: Well, not that recent. 15 hours, roughly.

2013-02-19 [Teufelsweib]: *high fives anyway* 8D

2013-02-19 [Avaz]: *high five* ^_^

2013-02-22 [Nekko fox]: <img750*0:stuff/aj/45072/1361551900.jpg>

2013-02-22 [Triola]: Still with the really huge pictures <.< *hinthint resize hinthint cough*

2013-02-22 [Sideways]: Schtop whining

2013-02-22 [Triola]: No, thank you :)

2013-02-22 [Avaz]: It's not whining when it's a suggestion.

2013-02-22 [Sideways]: It's not suggesting when it's pissing and quite possibly also moaning. Speaking of things that make me climax, Nekko! More funny pictures! Large as you please :D

2013-02-22 [Triola]: Y'know, being the ower of this page, if the size of the images annoys me too much, I'll just delete them :P

2013-02-22 [Sideways]: That is your noble right. However, as a rebellious troll, I'll have to take that as a challenge o-o

2013-02-22 [Avaz]: ATP, you misspoke. The correct phrasing is, "Challenge accepted!" Make that mistake again at your very own peril.

2013-02-22 [Triola]: (It's a proper peril too, Avaz will most likely buttsecks you)

2013-02-22 [Sideways]: Challenge?¿? Lies and slander!

2013-02-22 [Avaz]: This is true. And you won't even see it coming until it's too late.

2013-02-22 [Sideways]: Nekko is on my side. And he is the 2004 undisputed World Butsex Champion!

2013-02-22 [Triola]: Ohhh, I see a buttsecks wrestling match on the horizon.

2013-02-22 [Avaz]: It's a 2 on 1 then? :( I tag team with Mort, then.

2013-02-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Woo! I'm drunk!

2013-02-24 [Teufelsweib]: <img:>

omg lolololol posting large pics on a wiki even though someone asked me not to is ULTIMATE TROLLING

2013-02-24 [Nekko fox]: Or maybe, just maybe, and stay with me on this, maybe it's just a bit of fun that doesn't hurt anyone and not everything is trolling.

HOLY SHIT, mind blown!

Chill dude, it's a wiki page, no one cares, and after another ten or twenty comments, the picture would disappear anyway. Why ya gotta be so serious?

2013-02-24 [Triola]: Actually, apparently someone does care. And resizing a picture doesn't take much time, so why not just do it? No one cares if you post pictures, it's just really annoying when you post huge pictures. Just resize them and everyone will be happy! :)

2013-02-24 [Susie-Q]: 1

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2013-02-24 [Susie-Q]: 4

2013-02-24 [Susie-Q]: Ah forget it, it's no fun sober

2013-02-24 [Mortified Penguin]: But why is it annoying?

2013-02-25 [Nekko fox]: Exactly. Is it because people are too lazy to scroll an extra few inches? That seems fairly shallow to me.

2013-02-25 [Mortified Penguin]: There actually are buttons on most keyboards that will instantly send you to the bottom of the page, if you're too lazy for scrolling. Actually, there's a wide variety of different ways to reach the bottom. I personally like to smash my testicles as hard as I can against my keyboard until they become swollen and severely damaged. Afterward, I'll simply drag the scroll bar down to the bottom and be off to the hospital, once I'm finished ordering cat toys off Amazon, of course.

2013-02-25 [Nekko fox]: Mortified Penguin, the master of revolutionary thinking!

2013-02-25 [Susie-Q]: Right I have beer now. 5

2013-02-25 [Susie-Q]: 6

2013-02-25 [Susie-Q]: 7. Which is worse

2013-02-25 [Susie-Q]: 9 . Or large images

2013-02-25 [Susie-Q]: 10. Halfway there.... .

2013-02-26 [Triola]: You can be as annoying in writing as you want, [Susie-Q], large images will still be more annoying.

2013-02-26 [Nekko fox]: See? That image is huge, but it's not annoying. It's just more visual fun.

2013-02-26 [Avaz]: It still would have been better with a smaller image. Same impact, less space.

2013-02-26 [Susie-Q]: I agree with nekko on this one. It's just a wiki page. if one lacks the patience to scroll down they should avoid the page, or get over it because it just a wiki page.

2013-02-26 [Triola]: Honestly, since it's my wiki page, I don't much care whether you agree or not :P

2013-02-26 [Avaz]: +1 Triola.

2013-02-26 [Nekko fox]: Duly noted your dictatorship.

2013-02-26 [Nekko fox]: <img50*0:stuff/aj/45072/1361897804.png>

2013-02-26 [Triola]: Hmmm, your dictatorship, that does sound good. Maybe I should declare this wikipage its own country? Then rule it with a firm, yet sometimes not very often fair hand. And really small pictures.

2013-02-26 [Avaz]: What is that, Ceiling Cat's cousin? O_o

2013-02-26 [Nekko fox]: Yes it isn't. Also, you should think of a glorious name for your new regime and a fitting title for your proud nation.


2013-02-26 [Triola]: I can be Der Führer! No, wait, I think that one's taken... but my nation will be Lilliput! One, because it is a tiny state. Two, because we like tiny pictures. And three, because we like literary references :D

2013-02-27 [Nekko fox]: Cthulhu would agree.


2013-03-19 [Erin go Bragh]: Hahahajahaha

2013-03-20 [Nekko fox]: HA! HA HA! HA HA HA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

2013-03-20 [Avaz]: 10 points to all the evil laughs.

2013-03-21 [Lothuriel]: I know I am late to the show but, these are awesome!!

2013-03-21 [Nioniel]: I completely agree!

2013-03-21 [Nekko fox]:


2013-03-31 [wicked fae mage]: Mine is nowhere near as amusing or amazing, but...


2013-03-31 [Triola]: Haha :D Put it up there!

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2013-05-20 [Nioniel]: <img200*0:stuff/aj/169023/1369075083.jpg> <img250*0:stuff/aj/169023/1369075262.jpg>

2013-05-20 [Triola]: Good ones!

2013-05-29 [Amanda Bastian]: lol

2013-05-29 [Nekko fox]: I'm active!




2013-06-01 [Amanda Bastian]: xD!!!!!!!!

2013-06-01 [Nekko fox]: Love the makeout.

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2013-06-02 [Amanda Bastian]: LMAO!!

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2013-06-03 [Teufelsweib]: can't you come up with your own memes? :)

2013-06-03 [Nekko fox]: Why do that when I can steal someone elses? Besides, how do these cats not apply to Mukki Tadi's comment?

2013-06-04 [Teufelsweib]: because this page should encourage you to make your own :D

2013-06-04 [Nekko fox]: It seems to have failed in it's intent.

2013-06-04 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/45072/1370356189.jpg>

2013-06-04 [Nekko fox]: Wait, nope, seems it worked.

2013-06-04 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/45072/1370356737.jpg>

2013-06-04 [Nekko fox]: And here's one about me


2013-06-04 [Mortified Penguin]: <img:stuff/aj/92105/1370383309.png>

2013-06-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Scumbag crew.


2013-06-04 [Mortified Penguin]: <img:>

2013-06-05 [Susie-Q]: hmmm indeed

2013-06-05 [Nekko fox]: Poor Mort, he's right. About everything. Forever.

2013-06-05 [Mortified Penguin]: No he isn't. Nothing he says is true. Especially not this.

But he is handsome though. I keep a picture of him in my wallet at all times and often stare at it for hours, while sighing contentedly.

2013-06-05 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/45072/1370467491.jpg>

2013-06-07 [Susie-Q]: he never could quite get the elvis lip just right

2013-06-08 [Nekko fox]: Neither could Mort.

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2013-06-09 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/45072/1370792671.jpg>

2013-06-11 [Susie-Q]: Did they pin the ribbons directly to ht e horse i wonder? Ooh, MLP fanboys are gonna riot about this.

2013-06-12 [Nekko fox]: We are? Why?

2013-06-16 [Hiro Kitaki]: "I dont always ask for naked pictures, but when I do, I get them." <-Win. lol jkjk.

2013-06-17 [Sideways]: Excuse me. "Because [Teufelsweib]" is what I meant.

2013-06-17 [Teufelsweib]: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

2013-06-17 [Sideways]: Um.... wait. At what point does playful trolling cross a line into stuff people should message the guards over? Because I think that comment mayyy... just have located that line, built a particle mass accelerator in front of it, loaded itself in and shot out of said accelerator at warp one into the great black void of wayyyy fuckin' crazy not cool...

2013-06-17 [Teufelsweib]: Thought this meme was better known!

2013-06-17 [Sideways]: Oh! Youre talking to a social media illiterate who spends like NO time on Facebook or Twitter.

2013-06-17 [Avaz]: My favorite bit from that meme is the "gorilla warfare" as if he trained with silverbacks and apes. I love it. :D

2013-06-17 [Lord Josmar]: Lolz. I love that copy pasta.

2013-06-17 [Teufelsweib]: like hitting people with a banana :P

2013-06-17 [XxTsomexX]: Well that was terrifying at first lol

2013-06-18 [Nioniel]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/169023/1371519012.jpg>

2013-06-18 [Teufelsweib]: <img:> copypasta or not, I'm still terrifying

2013-06-18 [Nekko fox]: I deal with things in my own way


2013-06-18 [Hiro Kitaki]: W. T. F?

2013-06-19 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/45072/1371655358.gif>

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2013-06-22 [Nekko fox]: Holy shit, a meme!

2013-06-27 [Fallen Child Athena]: Im no good at makeing memes but its fun to see whats here

2013-06-27 [Nekko fox]: We love you anyway.

2013-06-27 [Fallen Child Athena]: Yay =D ~hugs Nekko~

2013-06-27 [Nekko fox]: *all of the hugs*

2013-06-30 [Fallen Child Athena]: So Nekko, what have you been up to?

2013-06-30 [Nekko fox]: interneting, reading, writing, saving, gaming, socializing, working, getting married, and various other trivialities.

2013-07-01 [Fallen Child Athena]: Congrats on getting married^^

2013-07-01 [Nekko fox]: thanks!

2013-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: You're welcome!

2013-07-02 [Nekko fox]: HOLY SHIT! MORT LIVES!

2013-07-02 [Fallen Child Athena]: Mort, go away :p just kidding. You know we love ya

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2013-07-02 [Sideways]: I want to add this ^^^^ to the page. If you dont, I needto introduce you to another of my friends. His name is "Funny."

2013-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, Funny. I'd love to hang out with that guy. Sadly, he hasn't been around here much lately. :/

2013-07-02 [Nekko fox]: Yeah. I heard he was recovering from a very brutal case of 'reality'....

And he also got raped.

2013-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: It's true. Funny is still in the hospital with a sick sense of humor. But his rape was brutal... it was both Traumatic and Hilarious. Police are still looking for them both.

2013-07-02 [Amanda Bastian]: I like cheese

2013-07-03 [Nekko fox]: Even if they catch them, it was the footage was grainy.

2013-07-22 [Sideways]: <img:>

2013-07-22 [Nekko fox]: And still classy.

2013-07-31 [Hiro Kitaki]: win

2013-10-01 [Pillowthief]: Bob's. Home to ALL of the guidos.

2013-10-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Even that one guy that doesn't look or act like a guido, but he's still totally a guido. I'm pretty sure he only wears that nun outfit and that vagina of his ironically.

2013-10-02 [Nekko fox]: He wears his irony ironically too.

2013-10-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Sounds kind of ironic.

2013-10-02 [Avaz]: Alanis Morissette called. She's suing all of you for ironic use of irony.

2013-10-02 [Nekko fox]: Alanis Morissette can climb a mountain of dicks mouth first if she thinks I'm giving up my irony. I paid the iron price for this!

2013-10-02 [Avaz]: Are you a Greyjoy, Nekko? :O

2013-12-08 [Pillowthief]: Probably.

2013-12-11 [Nekko fox]: I ate the Greyjoys.


All at once.


2014-11-27 [Pillowthief]: Fuck, I love nostalgia. Although I still get shivers whenever Im trying to clear the junk forums and All_Most_Punk logs on. Thats a real thing. In the meantime, Ive made the worst mistake of my life and friended Mort and Nekko on The Book of Face.

2014-11-27 [Mortified Penguin]: It's true. That book has a lot of faces.

2015-01-13 [Company Awesome]: Yup. This page still makes me giggle.

2015-01-13 [Triola]: :D

2015-01-13 [Avaz]: The very first one of Boromir's One Does Not Simply still makes me laugh because the picture is so small the words are cutting in front of his face. :D

2015-06-10 [Pillowthief]: One does not simply put words over Boromir's face.

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