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Stupid Moments ~ At the Workplace


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Stupid Moments ~ Old and Busted
From the good old days.


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Readers of Stupid Moments





September 29


(H) I had one of those dreams again last night, the ones where there's an emergency and I can't dial 911. This time, this guy dressed as a plumber carrying a wrench that was two feet long broke into the house, and I tried calling 911, but I hit 711 instead, and it was this scripture of the day type thing, and they were like, "You have the wrong number, dear, you need 911." Then I kept trying, but I kept getting like 922, 119, or 411. I even thought in the dream that it was just like a nightmare come true, but it was way too realistic to be a dream.
(Wendy) That's an anxiety dream.
(H) I know, but I can't figure out what I'm supposed to be anxietous about.
(Wendy) What??
(H) What?

August 30th


(So earlier my husband told me that he had given our dogs bones to chew on and asked if they had finished them yet. About 15 minutes later, we looked back over at them and this conversation happened:)
Rachel: OMG look at Brandy!
(We both start laughing hysterically because Brandy had this weird look on her face and wasn't moving)
Hector, I think there's something wrong with Brandy, why isn't she closing her mouth??
Hector: ...cause she has a bone hanging out of it
Rachel: Ohh yeah...
(We both start laughing even harder)
Hector: Thanks, now I know you really pay attention

July 7th

(I think...)

(I (Rachel) am prego, and I had my first ultrasound on July 7th...I think. Before it, they tell you to turn off your cell phones cause the mess up the machines sometimes, so, I set my phone down next to my purse. Once we were done, I picked it up and put it in my pocket while we were walking out. As we were walking out I said:)
OMG Hector! I left my cell phone on the floor in the room!
(So freaking out, I ran all the way back to the room and looked and couldn't find it. Then I put my hand on my pocket and went:)
Ohhhhh nevermind lol It was in my pocket.
Hector: Wow Rachel...way to go.
The nurse: Haha it's ok, she's pregnant, she's allowed to be absentminded.

Newest of the Old


(H was working at the register when Nick, a kid she went to school with, came up to buy something)
(N) Hey! Do you remember me?
(H) Of course I do! How's it going?
(N) Not bad. I'm a senior now. Do you feel old?
(H) *pouts* Just waiting for my social security check.
(N) So do you still work here?
(H) Nope, I'm just here hanging out.
(N) Right...duh.

Old


(H is a closer at her job, and before they can leave, all the closers have to stand around and wait for a few minutes)
(Nathaniel the Team Lead) Wow, I just looked up and the popcorn machine said 'Hot Butt!!'
(H) What??
(Nathaniel) You know, the message was scrolling, and it hadn't gotten to the 'er' yet, so it said 'Hot Butt.'
*all stare at the popcorn machine*
(H) Wow, it's not just Hot Butt, it's Fresh Hot Butt!!

[long one, maybe not stupid or funny, but funny to H, so here is is]
(H is afraid of spiders, apparently big time, and one day when she was closing the book department alone, there was a big ugly one on her desk)
(H, frantically into the walkie) Can somebody please come kill a spider for me? Please!
(A, other associate) No, but I'll come catch it and put it outside.
*A comes over, but the spider's already gone because H was whacking at it)
(H) It ran when I tried to kill it.
(A) I wonder why...
(H) It was so fast! And it kept looking at me...
(A) Well it has eight eyes, what do you expect? Are you sure it's gone?
(H) I don't see it anywhere.
(A) Okay...still, you're probably risking your life standing so close to where it was.
(H jumps back) Right!
*LATER*
(H and A are helping another associate in another department. H picked up a Playboy purse and remarked that she liked it)
(A) Spider!
*H drops purse and squeaks*
(A) Oh my God! That was hilarious.
(Two days later, H was working a register when a huge, and I mean huge quarter-sized spider crawled out from the counter)
(H, again frantically into the walkie) Don't laugh, but can someone come kill a spider at register one? Please!
(A and D arrive, D tries to kill it but it's too fast, A tries to catch it, but it escapes into a corner)
(H) Great, now I can't go near that corner.
(A points at her shoulder) There it is!
(H) *takes her vest half off in a rush* You jerk. Someday I'll kill you for this.

(H was making an associate purchase at the place she works, so she had to provide her associate number to receive the discount)
(other associate) What's your number?
(H) 40766
(o.a) That's not you.
(H) Yes it is...
(o.a.) 40766?
(H) Shit! No, it's 869***!!
(o.a.) I was going to say I didn't think you'd been here that long.
(lol 40766 is H's ET number!!)

Older


(H was closing at work, like always, and everyone was up front for associate purchases. H was working the only open register, and she was tired and loopy)
(H) *in a singsong voice* $11.90 is your change, sir.
(Joey) Uh, thanks!!
(Sammy) That's my change!
(H)Oh! *takes money from Joey* $11.90 is your change, sir.
(Joey) Do you need to go to a meeting?
(H) What kind of meeting??
(Joey) AA.
(H) Maybe NA. Just kidding...I don't do drugs.
(Joey) Can I buy my stuff now?
(H) Sure. After, will you check me out? I really want to buy some Captain Morgan *pause* shoes. That's my nickname, you know. Captain Morgan.
(Joey) ...see? AA.

(H was at work, two associates were near her, one boxing rentals, one shrink-wrapping a buyback)
(Bailey) Joey really loves to shrink-wrap!
(Joey) I just can't get enough of it. I'm a shrinkaholic.
(H) That's odd...a guy obsessed with shrinkage.
(Bailey) Oh!! Ha!
(Joey) That's just...wrong.
(H) You brought it on yourself.

(Horizon was closing at work, and we all know how she loves to take any chance to be sarcastic)
(Bryce [singing to his iPod]) Rueben, what he be doin?
(H) Your face.
(Bryce) Ugh...
(H) OMFG, I swear I didn't think about that one before I said it. It was a reflex! Stupid catholic school kids, they're all a bad influence.
(Bryce) Aren't you one?
(H) Of course, that's where I learned it!

Olderer


(Horizon was working with a n00b Team Lead. He was doing pretty well, but he didn't quite have it yet. Someone had paged him on the phone in Guest Services. He thought it came from the walkie)
(Aaron) Okay, I'll be right there.
(Horizon laughs)
(Aaron) What?
(Horizon) You might want to push the button before you yell into the walkie.
(Aaron) ...I knew that!
(Horizon) Besides, they used the phone.

(Horizon was at work, again just talking with friends. They all have to wear name tags that say their home town, and Bryce's says Waterloo, Ia.)
(Bryce) People keep asking me where Waterlooia is.
(Ronisha) You're from Hawaii??
(Bryce) Oh my God, no! See?
(Horizon laughs)
(Ronisha) What?
(Horizon) It's like Josh. Everybody keeps asking him where Bath, Wales is.
(Ronisha) Where is it?
(Horizon) ...The UK.
(Ronisha) I didn't know Josh was from Africa.
(Horizon and Bryce) What?
(Horizon) Because he's from England...
(Ronisha) Oh!

(Horizon was at work hanging out at Guest Services with a couple work friends. That day, there were random incense sticks all over the store. Horizon found one, and she was trying to figure out what it smelled like.)
(Horizon) Bryce, what does this smell like?
(Bryce) *mumbles*
(Horizon) What?!
(Bryce) Apple Cinnamon.
(Horizon) Oh! CINNAMON. I get it.
(Bryce) What did you think I said? Oh my God!!
(Ronisha) What??
(Bryce) I said this smells like cinnamon, and she thought I said *semen*.
(Ronisha laughs)
(Horizon) I'm sorry! It was a Freudian slip I guess.
(Bryce) Hey, John, what do you think this smells like?
(John) Oh hell no, I'm not smelling that.

(Horizon took a trip to Fort Worth to see her Dad. She was in the computer room on Elftown listening to her iPod on the Bose dock)
(Horizon's dad's wife) Ooh, that sounds pretty. Who is it?
(Horizon) ... Tenacious D.
(Horizon's dad's wife) Hmm...

(Horizon was at work hanging out in the office with a few work buddies.)
*Nick pulled Horizon's Santa hat off*
(Horizon) Noo!! I have hat hair!
*we all laughed, Nick gave me back the hat and hit my shoulder*
(Horizon) Ow!
(Nick) Sorry, didn't mean to hit you so hard.
(Horizon) That's okay. It's the way I like it.
(Nick) Oh my God!
(Horizon-to the girl she'd been training) I'm sorry. You learn quick that some weird people work here.
(Nick) You're being trained by one.
(Horizon) Yep.





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[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Nope. Yeah, I make sure that its for the right expansion packs. I might try again here in a little bit.

Its ok. I'll get everything straight eventually. Is it really that good? Now I might have to read it. How many books are in the Twilight series?

Yeah, I unzipped, put it in downloads, and when I looked, nothing.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: Okay. The game can be frustrating sometimes, with downloads not working and shit.

That book was totally interesting. You are asking about the guys and sex one, right? It was funny too. Okay, don't think I spend all my time at work reading books about sex, but this one came in today that was called 'The Guide to Getting it On' and it had a colorful fun cover so I totally read some of it...and wow. I went straight to the chapter called 'Surfing the Crimson Wave', because I totally am right now, and learned that apparently there are some sex acts I've never heard of. Period sex, for instance. Period blood is like a better lube than KY, it can sometimes be more pleasurable for the chick, and it eases pain. And, ew, some guys actually like giving oral sex to a chick while she's "ragging", blood and all. That was...interesting. I got off track again...

There are four books in the Twilight Saga: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. I *hearts* me some Twilight. Hastings sells replicas of the Cullen crest jewelry from the movie, and I totally want Rosalie's necklace, but it's twenty friggin bucks, and I have like $5 in my checking account :(

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Yeah, well now I've got stuff working, EXCEPT hair. All the hair I've downloaded will not show up in the game at all, but everything else will.

Yes, that book. Haha its ok, I was looking at this thing online about sex positions. You know how yahoo has headlines that you can go to or whatever, there was one about top sexual positions to try with your partner. Most of them were kind of weird, there was one with like, a doggy style sort of thing, but...I don't know how to explain it. But they were positions I wouldn't want to try. Haha omg, wow. I can understand the whole pain part, because it does help take away pain, but dude, oral dex while ragging? I would never ask a guy to do that. That's so gross!

Yeah. See, I knew for sure there were 2, then I heard about the third one, but me and Hector were at Walmart and I saw the Breaking Dawn one, and I was like, WHAT? There's 4! Sweet!

Omg, ok, so Hector got his wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and being a good person, I'm not making him do anything and we're just chilling at home watching at movies. We got some yesterday and watched them all day and took them back this morning and got more this morning. One of the movies we got was Mirrors. Holy shit, I didn't even want to finish the movie. Its not even that I got scared, it just freaked me out. I don't even want to look at a mirror now. Ohh, and we watched Snakes on a Plane today. Lets see...I watched Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. It was good, and I rented Mama Mia, but I didn't really like it. I mean, it was ok, but not great. I made Hector let me get The Hills Have Eyes too. Had to see it! I can't think of any of the other movies we got.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: Whoa, that's random. I wonder why?

Yeah, there are tons of position books at work and most of them are like...that doesn't even look fun. But yeah, you're right, that's totally gross. lol And the book kept saying over and over again not to have sex with a tampon in, and I was like, really, that's happened?? lol

lol Yeah, but four is totally not enough. I wanted those books to go forever.

Ooh! I want to see Mirrors! Dude, I think I have a speech impediment because I sound retarded when I say 'mirrors'. I hearts Snakes on a Plane!!! ZOMG So much! "Who's your daddy now, bitch?" I liked Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. I loved Mama Mia. It was weird, but I guess when I watched it it was exactly the kind of movie that I needed because I loved it. I haven't seen the Hills Have Eyes in forever! I love that movie, but I'm going to wait for a while to see it again. Same with High Tension. I haven't seen it since that time I watched it with you, and I still need to wait to see it again until I forget how awesome it is so it can blow my mind again.

I saw the Other Boleyn Girl, finally! It WAS sad.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I dont know. I've gotten one kind of hair to work. The rest will not work. But That's ok. The one hair I downloaded was pretty cool.

Haha woah, that would be a little weird. A tampon? Seriously?? LMAO that would be uncomfortable...

I know! Have you read the last one?

Dude, I couldn't finish it, and it was only because of that girl getting her face ripped or whatever that they show in the previews. OMG, THAT was nasty. OMG, we watched See No Evil the other night, and seriously, the end of it made me laugh lol. After we watched Snakes on a Plane I played the soundtrack and and Hector was like, wow Mizanne, seriously? We just heard those songs! I was all, so? They're friggin sweet! Yeah, that's the whole reason why I saw the Hills Have Eyes, just because I hadn't seen it in a while and for some reason, really wanted to. Yeah, I'll wait some time to watch High Tension too. I still remember it pretty well, kind of sad.

OMG, I know! Its so sad! Like seriously, I started to cry, actually, thinking about it, I don't really know why I cried. I was super sad when Jim Sturgess' character got killed at the end, and that's when I started crying. Weird, I know!

Holy shizz dood! I've been watching the Powerpuff Girls all day today. Or, well, while its been on. Hmm...I was gonna say something else too...can't remember what...damn!

OHHHHH we saw...what's it called...SHIT! My Bloody Valentine 3D, it was pretty good. Hector actually liked it, and he gets bored during scary movies. The 3Dness was pretty cool.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: The hair works now, but I can only get mts2 hair, it wont show up if its from somewhere else.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: That's totally weird, that only mts2 hairs work...I wish I could help, man. I haven't actually played the Sims 2 in a while. Usually I get on and find a house that needs to be decorated or ugly sims that need to be deuglified. Then, after all the building and makeovers I get bored and quit.

lol I know! How could someone not realize that would be a really bad idea?

The last Twilight book? I've read it twice. It was weird the first time, because it is so much like this fanfic I read before eclipse even came out that I was like, deja vu! But the second time I read it, it was way better, because I didn't think about it, I just read it and enjoyed it. lol One of my managers at work has been stuck on New Moon for like six months. She really wants to read it, but she keeps catching Bella's depression and giving up.

I wanna see it!!!! See No Evil? Is that the one with the song Jesus Loves the Little Children?? OMG I haven't seen that in forever! lol The soundtrack to SoaP is fuckin awesome! I still listen to it. In fact, I've been using that one song Wake Up as my morning alarm :P

Jim Sturgess?? *goes to imdb to check it out* That's the guy from Across the Universe!! I knew I knew him from somewhere! Yeah, that was soooo sad. That's when I cried. I was like, "Noo!!! He's innocent! Noooooooo!!!" lol

Wow, the powerpuff girls. LMAO! Do you remember that time at HC back in middle school, when Clint thought he was singing the James Bond theme song, and Patrick was like, "Clint, that's Powerpuff Girls!!"

I want to see that, but I don't have anyone to go with. I mean, maybe, but not really. I'll probably just wait to rent it. I was wondering how the 3D part would work. When I heard that, I was like, wow is this 1950? We still do 3D? But I guess if they do it well, it would be cool.

I watched the City of Ember the other day, and I loved it! I got way into it.

Oh my gosh, I have 2 classes, in a row, with Keelee O. on Mondays and Wednesdays. It's weird.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Lol yeah, I'm the same way. That's why I haven't worried about it or whatever and just play it. But everytime I've tried putting in the coat hook or the blender or whatever is when it messes up my game, so I've completely given up on that and just decided to use the adoption agency.

Lol I haven't even gotten to the first one yet. I keep wanting to go buy it, but then I run across something else and buy it instead.

Lol I heard it was ok, but I didn't wanna finish it. Yup, its that one. It wasn't as freaky as it was the first time we watched it, like the end, haha wow, I forgot about that. Lol nice! I still listen to most of them, I've got the Cobra Starship song on a few burned CD's, and I got Hector into a few of the songs too.

Lol yeah, that guy. I know! I hated Eric Bana(is that his last name?) in that movie!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! I totally do! That was so funny!!!!You know, Hector's friends with Clint on Facebook, and they actually talk sometimes...weird.

Call Brittany, well, ok, no, cause then she'd have to bring her boyfriend, and I think you'd end up wanting to kill her boyfriend. I'd go see it with you if I was there.

City of Ember? What's that/

Wow! That's crazy, does she talk to you?

Ok, so me and Hector got an online Netflix thing, and I was watching movies yesterday cause I was having bad acid reflux and Hector wouldn't be home til after 7. SO! I watched P2, and that movie was weird. I also watched umm...Asylum. That movie was...weird...like...kind of a fake weird. I mean, it was ok I guess, but the graphics, yeah...weird movie...

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: lol Dude, I was like, adoption agency? Is that a new hack? And then I was like...adoption agency...ooh! Duh! Like to actually adopt...Only thing is, unless you've downloaded a full set of CAS face replacements, the kid you get is going to be maxis-ugly.

lol I get that. I've been reading the Harry Potter books since friggin Halloween, because I keep getting distracted by something else.


I don't remember the end. I don't remember See No Evil being really scary, but I remember it being awesome in its failed attempt to be super scary. The Cobra Starship song is the shinzit! Er, shiznit.

Yeah, Eric Bana. I had to go check imdb again. Henry VII was a DICK. In his later years, he got so fat that he couldn't wipe his own ass, and there was a servant whose job it was to clean the king's shitty fat ass.

Wow. It's weird to reconnect with people from way back when.

Dude, I work with her boyfriend, silly. The other day, he was like, "You went to school with Brittany, right? Did you know I'm dating her?" And I was like, "Yeah I've known for a looong time." And he was like, "Oh." :P Do you not like him?

You've never heard of City of Ember?? Dude, you would've laughed your ass off if you had seen the face I just made. When I read what you said, I took a deep breath and held it, and got this really shocked look on my face...I guess you had to see it. It's made from this book series, and it's awesome! It's about this city deep underground, and they don't believe that there is anything out there, nothing above ground or anything, and these two kids need to find the way out before it's too late.

We haven't actually talked. I mean, we said the requisite 'hi's' and 'how are you's', and our frist Non Western Lit class she was introducing herself, and then she said, "And this is M. F. (only my whole name, which I don't want to type here), and she went to Holy Cross." And I was like..."Yeah. Hi."

lol I watched P2 on Netflix too! I haven't seen Asylum. But I watched James and the Giant Peach on Netflix :P They have tv shows like CSI and Law and Order SVU on watch instantly.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Yeah, I know that much. I got a little annoyed a few days ago cause my chick got preggy with twins, now she's preggy again.

I know. I get distracted so easily these days.

Lol Shinzit. Hector started laughing his ass off at the end. I can't really remember it right now though cause I've been watching a lot of other movies the past few days.

Ohh wow. That's amazing, that's gotta suck nuts to have to do that as a job.

Right, I forgot he works at the place in Hastings. Its not that I don't like him, but I've been around him enough to where there are those times where I just don't want to listen to him talk. I remember back when all Brittany did was talk about how much she liked him and he liked her but they weren't gonna date, and now they're dating! I don't know, I guess its just cause I've known him for too long.

Lol Dude! Any look you make is funny when it comes to something I say, you're always so shocked, and you're shocked looks are always funny. Ohh that's right, I remember seeing previews for that. Was it good?

Nice. Our first semester at AC she was at the bookstore when I was there and she said hi. She's left me comments on myspace too.

I'm watching umm...shit, I can't think of what this movie is called now. Lets see, I watched Timber Falls yesterday, and umm...a few other movies, but they sucked. I watched The Water Horse last night with Hector. It was ok. The movie I'm watching is Naked Fear. I can't think of any other movies worth mentioning that I've watched. Timber Falls though, holy crap. That movie was effin weird. Stupid christian people. You should watch it. I don't know if you'll like...like it a lot, but it gets really weird. Zelda from Sabrina is in it, and she's the bad lady.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: lol Yeah, but taking care of babies isn't so bad in the Sims world. Then when they're toddlers you get to dress them up and watch them be all adorable.

I rented Mirrors...wow. That bathtub scene had me all 'ew' and then when her brother sees her, I was all 'aw.'

I know. I mean, my job's crappy, but at least not literally. You know how everybody thinks medieval knights were handsome, rugged heroic types? Totally not. Their armor was so hard to remove that they just pissed and shit themselves whenever, and they had servants whose only job it was was to clean the armor when they finally took it off. That's what I think of when my job gets to be too much.

I overheard him and this other cafe girl talking a few days ago, and he was annoying as hell. He just sounded so pompous. I really wanted to tell him to shut the fuck up.

That's true, I do find myself making some retarded faces when we talk. I can't help it. My face has a mind of its own. City of Ember was awesome. I almost bought it, until I remembered that I'd seen it the day before, so I could wait till the price dropped. I did buy Fly Away Home, though. I loved that movie when I was a kid.

Yeah, I think we're friends on MySpace too.

lol I liked thw Water Horse because the baby Nessie was adorable. Timber Falls...that sounds familiar. Are you watching all these movies on Netflix? Zelda was the strict scientist aunt, right? She was on Lost too. I just watched Harry Potter 5, because I finished the book. I totally cried.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Yeah, except for still having to worry about need to be fed and all that stuff. That's a real pain cause I still can't get the insim or anything to work.

I know. That part got to me. I'm ok with scary movies, but damn!

OHHHH DAMN. That's some nasty shit. Good thing we live in the now and not the then. EW!

LOL Yeah, I like being around his twin more than him, but they are both annoying as hell.

Lol your face has a mind of its own?? Wow. Its ok, I think mine does too, cause Hector makes fun of my facial expressions when I'm talking to him too. Fly Away Home? Which movie is that?

It was! It was so cute, so silly! Yes, all in the horror. See, I watched it cause it sounded familiar. Yup, that aunt. HP 5, which one is that one? Is that the one with that chick from Fight Club but I can never remember her name... Helena Bonham Carter?

I went and saw Taken last night. It was good! Like, omg, so freaking good! I totally recomend that! Let me see...I was gonna say something else and I effin forgot.

Ohh, I almost walked out on Hector yesterday. I've never been so pissed at him. I don't even know how to explain everything that happened. At the end, I got so pissed I went outside cause I was gonna talk to him about right? Cause he was working on the car. (Ok, I have to backtrack a minute. I can't remember if I told you or not, so I'm going to tell you anyways. Hector has always said he doesn't mind drinking if its just me, but he would rather us not do it around other people. And so I agreed, no drinking unless its just us.) So when I stepped outside, I saw him drinking with some guys that were also outside. I got pissed, that's where I drew the line cause I'm so tired of hypocr...I don't even know how to spell it. But then he talked to me...eventually.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: Yeah. Try the stuff here - http://www.simlogical.com/sl/Sims2Pages/Sims2_Childcare.htm I never used it because I figured I was doing well without it (because I usually aged the babies to toddlers after only a couple hours).

Seriously, there's a point in some of these movies when it's like 'Okay, movie makers, you're just trying to hard. It would have been just as scary if they hadn't actually shown all that gore - maybe a little tearing of the skin, then blood spurting all over the walls. Leave it the imagination, it's scarier.

lol I know, right! Those poor ignorant fools, they never even knew the simple joy of the intertubes or artery-clogging fast food. Pity them.

Well I didn't know he was a twin.

Uh, yeah it totally does. Doi. Fly Away Home is the one with Rouge from X-Men and the geese!

Yeah, Helena Bonham Carter played Bellatrix LeStrange. Dood, you need to read those books. I just read books 6, after staying up like all night even though I had school, and I'm going to bed now (at 3 pm) but I'm gonna start book 7 later. I cried SO hard at the end of book 6. Seriously, I was so into it, and then BAM this thing happened that I wasn't expecting and I was sobbing. :(

I wanna see that! Maggie Grace, who played...uh...Shannon on lost plays the daughter from the previews.

Have y'all ever considered marriage counseling? Because I've been talking to some older married people I know, and even them who've been married over 5 years are on the verge of divorce, and their problems reminded me a lot of you and Hector. You're just so young, and Hector is just so bad for you. I worry about you having a marriage like your mom's, stuck with a person who doesn't deserve you and most certainly doesn't treat you right. You've shown remarkable loyalty, determination, and...there's a word...means basically you made a vow and you've been working hard to keep it. I don't think Hector has the emotional capacity to be an equal partner in your marriage, and I think that if he hasn't learned after all this time, after hurting you countless times, after you forgiving him like a saint again and again, that he needs to change drastically...some people don't get better. I can tell my dad a million times how he could better, and he'll still be him. My father's been doing the same thing for thirty years, first with his first wife, then my mom, and now he's met a woman as bad as he is. Thirty years of priests, psychologists, and his own daughters pleading with him hasn't done much. Hector is a young, stubborn boy - yes, boy - who has enlisted in a stringent, controlling atmosphere, but hasn't shaped up. And I'm afraid that in thirty years he'll be doing the same shit he is now. You don't deserve to be put in that position, with someone who lies and obviously - and of course I can't see in his mind - but if a man can lie to you, blatantly, can be that hypocritical (spell check is a godsend, I've always had trouble with that word too), I have to wonder how much he loves you. And if its enough. Love is one of the smallest components that make a marriage last forever and be a good one. I think you have what it takes. I think you love someone who doesn't.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Lol ok, I'll check it up...no, out.

I know, right? Gore can be a little too much in most movies. Gore is what makes me not wanna watch it, not the scaryness of it.

Lol I know! Artery-clogging food, lol.

Yeah, the other one works at Roasters. Not sure if he still works at the old one on Georgia, or if he started at the new one on Georgia. But imagine, if he's that annoying, you don't wanna meet his twin. The twin just happens to be a little...well, ok, nevermind. I haven't seen his twin in a while, so I don't really know anymore. Brit says he's gotten more annoying, but that's her opinion.

OHHHHH. That one with the R. Kelly song?

Dang...there are 7 books? WHAT? Where have I been?

It was really good. It kept me on the edge of my seat, and I don't get into action movies, nor Liam whatever his last name is.

I've thought about it. I mean, we have good moments, and lately we've been doing a lot better about not fighting. But then there are those days where its just...one of us is in a bad mood that day or, I'm on my period right now, so I've been cranky, and I know that. I been in a real bitchy mood lately. This period has hit me hard! Its gay. I know Hector's immature, and there have been fights where he's come out and said that he doesn't want to lose me and all this other stuff that I won't repeat cause the list gets long. I know he doesn't, but you know, I'm hoping we don't turn into one of those couples. I mean, I met this new couple that lives in the same apt complex as us, and we hung out with them, literally, all weekend. Hmm...I forgot where I was going with that... Ohh right, the girl, me and her were talking the other day, and she was telling me about all these other couples that they know that live in this apt complex where the girls are cheating on their husbands, and I'm like, Seriously? Why are people like that? Its like, everyone I know here that's married have so many issues and I keep telling meself that I don't wanna end up like them cause shit, if everyone thought me and Hector had issues, all them need to come here. Its almost depressing. But I don't know, I know we got issues we need to work on, and I've tried, but its pretty hard when he's never here. He's out in the field right now, and won't be back til Saturday. Its pretty gay, I'm all by myself.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: Unnecessary gore is what I don't like. I mean, I can take it on shows like Bones and CSI, but then you get movies like Hostel where there really is no point to the movie but the gore, and it's like...yuck.

What were you going to say? The twin is a little what? Now it's going to bug me.

R Kelly??? Are we talking about Fly Away Home? I hate R Kelly :(

lol Yeah, seven books. I don't know, have you been living under a rock? :P

I want to see that, but I'll probably just wait until it comes out on dvd.

You can't say your marriage is okay because it's better than someone else's. People who cheat on their spouses shouldn't be married at all. But cheating, bad as it seems, isn't the worst thing that can happen in a marriage.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I know, right?

I don't remember what I was going to say... The twin used to be ok, but I think now he's worse than the one that works at Hastings, but i don't really know cause I haven't seen him in...a long ass time.

Yeah, didn't he come out with a song for that movie? Called something like Fly Away Home? Omg, now that's going to bug me. I forgot about it too. Shit.

We moved and so I haven't had internet or anything, its so gay. We got new furniture too. And we finally met another military couple that's been married for about as long as us, and I swear, they could be our twins if we looked the same. From what she's told me about her husband, him and Hector are one in the same. Same thing with me and her. Its weird. We all fight the same, but since we've all been hanging out, no one's been fighting. Well, not yet.

I know that there's a lot of stress with me and Hector, and we should probably see a marrage counseler, but I know that Hector is super uptight about talking about his problems to outside people, but I know he's been doing better about it since he's got a friend now. Same with me. Cause now we aren't together 24/7 and all that tension isn't there anymore. (I just went and reread what all I've said in this and my last post, and I forgot I already told you about the other couple. But I'm so tired that I don't want to go and erase it. Sorry.) But we have been doing better about not fighting, and when we do fight not going all anal on each other.

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: Yep.

Oh.

I looked up the soundtrack, and R Kelly's not listed.

lol I was reading that last paragraph, and my eyes jumped to 'anal' and I was like "OMG!" and then I read what you said, and I was like, "Okay, then."

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: ZOMG, so as of yesterday I've been on ET for 5 years...

Time, man...it's too quick.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Hmm...I could...its called I Believe I Can Fly, but maybe it wasn't for that movie.

Lol that's funny. I would have done the same thing.

Wow, that's a long time. I've been on longer though, shit.

I know! So fast...too fast...

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: lol Dude! I didn't know that was an R Kelly song, and it was for the movie Space Jam.

I know, you're the one who got me on here. Mostly because you were on at school like all the time. Seems like a different life.

Our house has mice! Yesterday we caught 7...SEVEN...in those glue pad traps. One went in my room, and Chewy went farking nuts, like crazier than when he chases lasers. I kept thinking that if he saw a mouse he'd run FROM it, but I was wrong.

I'm so tired right now...

When I was driving around today, to school, the bank, and Wal-Mart for gas, I was blasting 80's music, with the windows rolled down, and the really cold wind blowing. It was fun.

Seriously, I'm sleeeeepy. I actually went to bed at midnight last night, planning to get up at 7:30, but I woke up at 4 and couldn't go back to sleep. Which is retarded, because most Sunday nights I work so I don't go to bed until late and get about 4 hours of sleep, which sucks the next day. Arg. So I got up and played the Sims 2!

lol Do you have University? In the Academie la Tour uni, there's a household called 'Friends', both guys, and I was giving them makeovers and bought them a new house and all, and I noticed that one guy had the turn-ons of black hair and glasses...his roomie has black hair and glasses. I was like, come on, EA, if you're going to make gay roomies, don't try to hide it by calling their house 'Friends.' So then I changed their gender bias to fully gay, and they just started making out right away. :P

[there's a bluebird in my heart]: Seriously, these mice are driving me crazy. I heard Baby going crazy (nothing new) and went to see, and she and Bishy were sniffing about the head of my mom's bed, well it's really just a mattress on top of box strings, so there is no 'under the bed.' I grabbed a towel, thinking I'd finally be able to catch one alive, and scooted the bed out a bit. Sure enough, there it was, and it ran out, right past Bishop and then it farking disappeared. I was like, "Congratu-fucking-lations, Bish, YOU let it escape!" And he just wagged his tail and jumped on the bed...

This is farked up.

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