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UPDATE: 13 September, 2007

Really, it was the 13th of August.

Just so you know, Horizon and Rachel are NOT time travellers...
Horizon's just stupid and had no idea what month it was when she put that. 
Figured we'd keep it because it's a stupid moment in itself...:D


UPDATE: 22 June, 2007

(Horizon and Margaret were at the Discovery Center in the Space Theater about to watch a movie thing, and one of our old teachers from HC came in with his grandkids. He was standing behind someone)
(Horizon) Oh my God! Is that Mr. Stocker's hairline??
*the person he's behind moves*
(Horizon) It is, it is!!
(Yeah...Stocker's totally awesome, but he's balding :P One even requires sunglasses to look upon him when he stands under a light source O.o But we love him!!!!)

The biggest update we've had in a long while!! 15 June, 2007

(Ra) They're against pre-marital marriage.

(Horizon was at a restaurant with her mom, brother, sister-in-law, and nephew talking about getting a job. The Music Box is a store that sells awesome stuff like fairie statues and dragons and bongs...and there's a Hukkah bar.)
(Horizon) I could get a job at the Music Box.
(Jason) Yeah...for they're "vases"?
(Horizon) Huh?
(Horizon's mom) Jared used to cover his with a tee shirt.
(Horizon) What? Why would he cover a vase...ooh. Oh!
([vase = bong I totally didn't get that!!])


(Horizon and Ra were on the phone talking about old stupid moments.
(Ra) Remember this? I said I was going to have seven kids with Adam, and you said, "Me and Kenneth will have five kids and adopt two. Hey! That's seven!"
(Horizon) That was so funny! Man how times have changed, huh. Back then it was Adam and Kenneth, now it's Hector and nobody.
(Ra) So you're going to have seven kids with nobody?
(Horizon) Yeah...that's not what I meant!

(This is another one from the same conversation as the above moment)
(Ra)Oh yeah, this one. I said, "Just like the 'so was i'?" and you said, "Yeah, they do haf da boop." You meant, 'they both have to do with me'.
(Horizon) I have no idea how you got that!
(Ra) I didn't. I wrote it down when it happened...you told me...
(Horizon) Oh!
(Ra) You know you just added to it!
(Horizon) Shit. I'll put it up...

(Ra had left school for a while for a doctor's appointment. This happened when she got back. We'd been talking for over half an hour)
(Horizon) Hey, you're back!!

(It was Sunday around 8 pm...)
(Horizon) Ooh! It's sunday!!!

(Horizon) But you're you! You're me me!
(Please don't ask...we have no idea)

(Horizon) I...shit! My book!
(No I did not shit my book...I got distracted)

(Horizon) I lie down, you lie down. We lied down together. Ah! Layed! We layed down together! *long pause* No! We didn't lay down!! I mean we did, but not together.

(Ra) Look! I have a dolphin ankle bracelet!
(Horizon) Did you say you had a dolphin hanky blessing?
(Ra) O.o *short pause* lol Did you think I said I had a dolphin hanky blessing?
(Horizon) Yes. o.O The dolphin blessed your unmonogrammed hanky!
(The unmonogrammed hanky is a reference to a scene in Death In Zanzibar by MM Kay)

(We both burped one after the other)
(Ra) At least I had a reason. (meaning my coke)
(Horizon) Well I do too! (she wasn't drinking a coke)
(Ra) What?
(Horizon) Bubbles in my tummy!!

(Horizon) You need more supid moments. I feel like the stupid one here.
(Ra) You are!
(Horizon) No you are, but I'm acting it!

(Ra looked at Horizon)
(Horizon) What?
(Ra) I didn't say anything.
(Horizon) You looked. Your eyes said it for you.
(Ra) Oh really?
(Horizon) *nods*
(Ra) What did they say?
(Horizon) This! *looks at Ra*

(Ben) Look Patrick has a boner!
(Pat) No I don't!
(Ben) Look Patrick has a boner!
(Pat) *pissed off* Yes I do! And it's name is Ben.

(Ra) That's tough, because I already disown you.
(Horizon) o.O I hope you stab yourself with a ... marker!

(Horizon) Don't frown your eyebrows at me. *Ra does it* Don't do that!

(Horizon turns around to talk to Ra but she's not there. She's confused, then she sees her)
(Horizon) Get back over here!!
(Ra) Ok...

(Ra) I still don't get why that's funny.
(Horizon) *laughs really hard* It's really not.

(Ra was drawing an EYE)
(Horizon) What are you drawing?
(Ra) What do you think?
(Horizon) A bowl...ooh a futon!!

(Horizon) Let me see yours...that one...see it...in my hand.
(Horizon was trying to get Ra to show her something or give her something...[ps, that sounds a bit dirty])

(Horizon) Ra, read this and tell me how stupid I am...this is!

(Ra) Ouch.
(Horizon) Bless you!

(Horizon couldn't figure out where to make a character she was writing from)
(Ra) Make her from London!
(Horizon) Ok, what city?

(This one makes makes no sense whatsoever)
(Horizon) Alf my lass off! No! Aeotelefant! Ahh!! Aola LOL! Nooooo...a. o. Lern! Ahg!!

(Ryan) Why does the leak roof? Ahh...roof leak.

(Ra) Is that a dash?
(Horizon) No, it's a 'e', I just forgot the 'c'
(Ra) Really?

(Horizon) You want to know if my mom can come over?

(We were talking about pictures)
(Horizon) God...you know what?
(Ra) No.
(Horizon) In all the pictures I take my hair looks black.
(Ra) No it doesn't.
(Horizon) Well, in the one on Elftown it does.
(Ra) Not to me.
(Horizon) That's because you know what my hair looks like...*short pause*...maybe it's because I did it in black and white.




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2008-12-05 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Ohh, and this chick from the NY one! OMG!!!!! Did you know he's leaving CSI??????

2008-12-06 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: CSI NY has an entomologist too? lmao Yeah, dude, me and you had a long convo about it.

2008-12-06 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Not realy, well, kind of. She's not as freaky about it as Grissom is. No, I mean, then I wasn't fully sure whether or not it was true, and now, he is. He's being replaced by a guy that I don't think I'm going to be able to handle it. Its sad...I can't believe they're all leaving. You know, actually, as long as Greg and Nick don't leave, I guess its ok. And Catherine! And Hodges, and Doc.

2008-12-06 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: What do you mean, is his replacement a jackass or something?

I know, if the others left there would be no point. If Greggo left, even if Nick and Catherine stayed, I don't think I could handle it.

2008-12-10 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Well I don't like him as an actor. I don't think he's a jackass. Did you ever see the movie 21? I know, Greg makes the show! But, I was talking to my mom about it cause she came up to see me and she thinks its because the show is going to end soon.

2008-12-10 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: No, I never saw that movie. But I just googled to find out who the replacement is, and holy fark, I can't believe Morpheus from the Matrix is going to replace Grissom. What??? Why??????? I'm so sad... But yeah, Greggo is totally one of my top favorite things about that show.

2008-12-10 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Ok, well I know the guys name now. Well, nevermind. I know, I can't believe it either. The episode this Thursday says why. I saw a preview for it earlier today. I'm sad though cause I'm going to miss it cause I'll be at work.

2008-12-12 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: Yeah, I hate missing awesome tv because I'm working :(

2008-12-12 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I know. Its gaaaaay. Work is gaaaaaaay. Though money is not!

2008-12-13 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: Working hard for not enough money is teh gaaaaayest.

2008-12-15 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Ohh yeah, true that, true that! I can't believe I just said that! Anyways, how much are you getting paid?

2008-12-16 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: lol

Not that much. Only 7 an hour, and my biznoss is only scheduling me for three days a week. I need to get a second job. I so don't want to, though. I like spending most of my time by myself.

2008-12-16 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: Really? We only get 7.50 an hour. But we were only working 4 nights. Thursday we work every night til the 24th, and I'm pretty sure we're going to be out there late. The girl I know here, she's got this...job that she works with kids right, she makes 18 an hour, and that's more than what military guys make an hour, well, most of them. The high ranking guys make way more than that.

2008-12-22 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: I hate money. And I looove money. But I hate it.

2008-12-22 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I know. Me too! Ohh, so guess what? I get to come home for Christmas! I'm sooooooooo excited!

2008-12-24 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: YAAAAAAY! When are you gonna be here?

2008-12-29 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I was already there!

2009-01-05 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: What? No way!

2009-01-05 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I know!

2009-01-08 [there's a bluebird in my heart]: You always know!

2009-01-09 [Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ]: I know!!!!!! LOL

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