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Canth appears in the arena. No fanfare, no sparkly effects. He just appears, cause he's tired of having to think up new and amusing ways of entering.

Terral, on the other hand, pulls a Bugs Bunny and tunnels into the arena, popping just his head out of a hole in the ground. "... I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Alberquerque."

Canthlian stares at Terral, eying the carrot he's chewing on. "Whoever you took that off, give it back. Now."

On with the whiny teenager act. "Aww, Dad... But it was just the right size!"

Canth goes cross-eyed trying to picture that mental image.

Terral snickers, and takes advantage of Canth's cross-eyed-ness to dash toward Canth, swinging his nagitana at him.

Canthlian blinks and gets cut in half.

Terral blinks.

Canth swears and picks at the flapping skin around the cut. "Bugger 'ell! Terral, you know how long it takes me to fix this sort of thing." Sighing, he reaches into his chest cavity and pulls out a random organ, flinging it at Terral.

Terral vomits.

Canth flings a bucket in Terral's direction and startsewing himself together.

Terral, having learned his lesson, gets rid of his bladed nagitana and decides to resort to hand-to-hand combat.

Canth finishes stitching his arm and and grins at Terral. "Well? Come on!"

"UWAAAAH!!!" Terral hollers, and then leaps at Canthlian.

Canth side-steps the flying Terral and slaps him on the arse.

Terral blinks a few times, then lands face-down in the dirt. He spins and tries it again...

Canth misses the dodge this time and gets flattened by Steam Roller Terral.

Terral blinks at Canth, rather uncomfortably face-to-face with Dear Old Dad, because he tripped and landed on Canth when he bowled him over.

Canth glares at Terral and huffily says, "You either tell your penis to calm down, boy, or I'll turn it into an innie."

Terral shrieks, jumps straigh up and runs away.

Canth cackles and flings an apple after him.

Terral spins, catches it in his mouth and bites it in half.

Canth blinks. "I'll have to remember that trick. It could spice up oral sex no end."

Terral pales. "Spice it up? It'd make it rather sadistic, don't you think?"

Canth shrugs. "You know better than anyone from your experiments with shaving that I can regenerate it."

"Yeah, but... oww..."

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2003-08-14 [Mouse]: I don't need to be poked! Sorry bout the sporadity of my postings...my family's moving in a pretty major way very soon...distractions endless...

2003-08-14 [Deimos]: HEY! it's Mouse!

2003-08-14 [Eis]: Wahooo...

2003-08-26 [Eis]: Bah... post :P

2003-08-26 [Hhoal]: Wait, does or does this not need to be judged? It doesn't look like it needs it, you just need Mouse right? Hmm, message her, she is probably in the middle of moving, or packing, so she hasn't been online lately, some patience with the girl right now is required.

2003-09-08 [Picken]: *pokes Mouse*

2003-09-09 [Magus Ferox]: ^_^;; Wanna go ahead and score it as-is?

2003-09-09 [Deimos]: lol With 7 posts? this's got to be the shortest round ever actually posted on.

2003-09-09 [Eis]: Bah... and I didn't get to touch her :D

2003-09-09 [Deimos]: Oh my.

2003-09-11 [Deimos]: Well, Eis, I guess it's up to you. You wanna score it now, or wait for Mouse to get back on?

2003-09-11 [Eis]: Score now... I say

2003-09-11 [Deimos]: Okay.

2003-12-07 [Deimos]: Wow......that was a short match.

2003-12-07 [Canthlian]: I'm just waiting for Terral to be sorry so that my individual halves can walk around the area kicking him and biting him, respectively.

2003-12-07 [Deimos]: uh-huh........*backs away slowly*

2003-12-08 [Magus Ferox]: EWW!

2003-12-08 [Canthlian]: *Cutes*

2003-12-09 [Magus Ferox]: I repeat.... EWW!!

2003-12-09 [Canthlian]: POST!

2004-01-29 [Magus Ferox]: GRAAAH!

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