2011-02-20 [Avoral]: Yes. This is ELFTOWN, damn it.
You dirty girl.
2011-02-20 [moira hawthorne]: and unicorns arent phallic ata all oooooh no
2011-02-21 [Avoral]: See, now you're just reading too deeply into it.
I'll have no uniporn on my watch.
2011-02-21 [Triola]: Unicorns are just horses with a strap-on :3
2011-02-21 [Avoral]: You guys FAILS at G-rateds
I'm changing all my dingos back to dildos.
2011-02-23 [Kay-chan]: Aw, I missed dingos. The G rating came and went faster than most of my one-night stands.
2011-02-23 [moira hawthorne]: dont worry unless your one night stands come and go quicker than one night... or should you just be worry if they come too quick,...? yes thats it... *nods sagey*
2011-02-23 [Kay-chan]: That was definitely the joke, yes. xD
2011-02-25 [Avoral]: You should choose your one-night stands based on apparent levels of energy and stamina. I suggest blood testing.
2011-02-25 [Kay-chan]: I usually do a series of questionnaires followed by a palm reading and a quest to find their spirit animal. Blood testing seems more costly but it would save on paper.
2011-02-25 [Avoral]: Not when you consider the release form and disclaimers.
You might be right in just sticking with a survey.
2011-02-25 [Kay-chan]: I figured. Still, poking things in people seems more fun. *waits two seconds* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
2011-03-01 [moira hawthorne]: blood scarafices for one night stands... hummmmm kinky
2011-03-03 [Avoral]: ahahahahahahah
2011-03-03 [moira hawthorne]: a little prick for a little prick... or pussy
2011-03-03 [moira hawthorne]: innuendo kids dont get it so dont complain
2011-03-03 [Avoral]: DON'T STAB CATS
2011-03-03 [Avoral]: YOU MANIAC
2011-03-04 [Kay-chan]: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
2011-03-04 [moira hawthorne]: more likely I get stabbed by my cat! long nails!
2011-03-05 [Avoral]: Oh, in that case, go for it.
I forgot, it's just revenge