Do you know how hard it is to pick one winner?? Congratulations to [Lady of Lore] with a close second being [Perplexity].
1. [Lady of Lore] - "Billy tried his best to prove to his mother that shopping was indeed painful for him."
2. [Flisky] - "Batman finds out the hard way that mom was right, his face really would stick that way."
3. [Perplexity] For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can feed this child, and prevent him from cannibalizing his own fingers.
4. [playslashwrite] Why so serious?