Open Heart University
We've come a long way
said the Cigarette Scientist
as he destroyed a live rabbit
to show the students how it worked.
He took it's heart out
plugged it into an electric pump
that kept it beating for nearly two hours.
I know rabbits who can keep their hearts
beating for nearly seven years
And look at the electricity they save.
Spike Milligan (1977)
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