2018-03-29 [Mortified Penguin]: As for Elfwood, I think it died. As for Bob's Diner, GO THERE. COMMENT NOW. GREAT DEALS!!! *smashes [font] with a chair*

2018-03-29 [Paul Doyle]: I don't think Elfwood is going to reopen any time soon. I sure wish those who ran the site last (after Thomas Abrahamsson), have the grace to briefly reopen the site so the writers/artists could reclaim their stuff, and then come forward and admit the obvious: Elfwood is dead and gone. Then they ought to shut it down forever.

2018-03-30 [brecht]: Awww thats sad! Why? And thank, mort. I sent her a message.

2018-03-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Now go eat at Bob's Diner.

2018-12-08 [AdamTheChespin]: Boop

2019-03-27 [bear_28]: Hello!! :)

2019-04-01 [Infested_Zling]: ello

2019-04-06 [AdamTheChespin]: How are things here?

2019-04-09 [*Sunflower*]: Is anyone even still here?

2019-04-09 [Mortified Penguin]: No, everyone is at Bob's Diner.

2019-06-15 [Alendre]: This is a trip

2019-06-17 [Mortified Penguin]: How about you take a trip on over to Bob's Diner?

2019-08-26 [Infested_Zling]: i did and i stumbled back here



...ouch...

2019-09-11 [carpet]: Hey guys. What's new?

2019-09-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, for today only, we're having a buy-one-don't-get-shot sale! If you buy one of our premium Get Out Of Getting Shot passes today, you can avoid being shot until tomorrow! Passes cost $500. *cocks his shotgun*

2019-10-06 [Mr poulo]: Hello everyone am just new how is it going

2019-10-11 [Paul Doyle]: Yes, the website technology of Elftown will proudly stride into the 21st Century any time now.

2019-10-12 [Mortified Penguin]: You'll see. It'll be considered retro and hip in the Roarin' 20's.

2019-10-16 [Lothuriel]: I think everyone should ditch FaceSpace and come back to ET. Just saying.

2019-11-19 [Alendre]: Agreed

2019-11-25 [Paul Doyle]: <poll:77505>