2018-01-23 [Infested_Zling]: god damnit mort! Always holdin out! I want them Deals and i want them now!

2018-01-23 [Mortified Penguin]: NEVER! Our deals are a closely guarded secret. I would sooner die than reveal that our new turnip flavored slug sticks are now only $29.99!

2018-03-28 [brecht]: Hi, maybe ten yrs ago i saw this painting on elfwood called 'fire red', by mary catherine gutfleisch. Its got a dragons neck and head in it, not much else. I would really like to see it again! Could i get help on my quest of finding this image, or the artist to ask them if they can show it again pls pls, on the wide world of internet?

2018-03-28 [brecht]: -i cannot get into elfwood.com and am a total noob not knowing whats up with that. Am i the only one? Or did something happen to EW?

2018-03-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Her: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2518980/ ?

2018-03-29 [Mortified Penguin]: If so, I think this is her Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mary.gutfleisch

2018-03-29 [Mortified Penguin]: As for Elfwood, I think it died. As for Bob's Diner, GO THERE. COMMENT NOW. GREAT DEALS!!! *smashes [font] with a chair*

2018-03-29 [Paul Doyle]: I don't think Elfwood is going to reopen any time soon. I sure wish those who ran the site last (after Thomas Abrahamsson), have the grace to briefly reopen the site so the writers/artists could reclaim their stuff, and then come forward and admit the obvious: Elfwood is dead and gone. Then they ought to shut it down forever.

2018-03-30 [brecht]: Awww thats sad! Why? And thank, mort. I sent her a message.

2018-03-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Now go eat at Bob's Diner.

2018-12-08 [AdamTheChespin]: Boop

2019-03-27 [bear_28]: Hello!! :)

2019-04-01 [Infested_Zling]: ello

2019-04-06 [AdamTheChespin]: How are things here?

2019-04-09 [*Miss Nobody*]: Is anyone even still here?

2019-04-09 [Mortified Penguin]: No, everyone is at Bob's Diner.

2019-06-15 [Alendre]: This is a trip

2019-06-17 [Mortified Penguin]: How about you take a trip on over to Bob's Diner?

2019-08-26 [Infested_Zling]: i did and i stumbled back here



...ouch...

2019-09-11 [carpet]: Hey guys. What's new?

2019-09-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, for today only, we're having a buy-one-don't-get-shot sale! If you buy one of our premium Get Out Of Getting Shot passes today, you can avoid being shot until tomorrow! Passes cost $500. *cocks his shotgun*