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[Sagacious Turkey] If you have any ideas for Mr. Influence paste em here...

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Always in trouble?

This looks like a job for... MR. INFLUENCE!!!



eat acid!



tickle a mental patient!



pimpslap a mob boss!



swing on power lines!



tell a mass murderer he's too afraid to kill you!



spend the night with Micheal Jackson!



paint yourself black and walk in front of the KKK!



tickle an elephants foot!



poke an angry gorilla!



play with bazookas!



french a pirahna!



pick a fight with a dragon!



try to fly off the empire state building!



give me all yer money! ill take gooood care of it...



pet a rabid coyote!



take heroin and wash it down with vodka!!!
 


try to brush a kobra's teeth!



kiss an aligator!



dress as a chicken and go to the mall and peck people for a scene in ur jack-ass movie.



Don't run with scissors; hedgeclippers are bigger!



Don't run with hedgeclippers; cluster bombs are bigger!



Grow a handlebar moustache!



Hunt bear cubs with a scalpel!



stick fireworks up your nose and wait for a tingly fealing



Tell your cat to walk backwards, tie a 5 inch bit of blue yarn to your right little toe and do a vairal backfilp into a pile of pink jelly.

swim with great white sharks in a suit made of meat


eat my other cousins



Laugh while having ketchup



Play with blow torches!



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7.[radagast the brown] he'd have joined if he wasn't banned!!!
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17.[Mystii] i've been waiting for a members section for this wiki!
18.[Sanke]
19.[Variety_Rocks]......
20.[nokaredes]
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22.[JasperBoy05] I know who you are Mr.bad turkey
23.[Vearichan] love me?
24.[Blvd. of broken dreams] Hey Evil Twin, remember me???????o.O
25.[Lethan]yno what? this is fun!


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2006-12-25 [Vearichan]: im confussed

2007-04-01 [Lethan]: You're not the only one.

2007-09-23 [Vearichan]: really?

2007-09-26 [Lethan]: yes. no. maybe.

2007-09-26 [Vearichan]: lol

2007-09-27 [nokaredes]: Well as long as you're clear about the confusion...

2007-09-27 [Vearichan]: wait......what?

2007-10-01 [nokaredes]: ...exactly?

2007-10-01 [Vearichan]: huh?

2007-10-01 [Lethan]: whaaaaa?

2007-10-02 [Vearichan]: When?

2007-10-02 [Lethan]: last.....thursday....?

2007-10-03 [Vearichan]: really?

2007-10-04 [Lethan]: you already asked that!.....i...think...

2007-10-06 [Vearichan]: yep i did, im bored

2008-01-22 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...

2008-02-13 [Vearichan]: *eats a cookie*

2008-02-14 [Lethan]: *eats ramen cookies*

2008-02-14 [Vearichan]: *looks shocked* What tha?

2008-08-03 [nokaredes]: Exactly!

2008-08-04 [Vearichan]: they have those????? I want some!!

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