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   You are on your way to Elftown. You notice you don't see Main Street where it should be. You rummage in your pockets for your map, but you can't find it. How will you ever make it to Elftown in time for the Christmas art contest now?! You...


Ask a kind looking bum for directions

Decide to find it yourself

Jump on a truck labeled "Fed EX"

Pray for guidance from your heathen gods

Run around screaming

Get on the Elftown Express train

Boogie on down to Disco Town

Do the Dew! *sticks thumb up*

Just use the GPS on your damn smartphone

Realize Elftown is a website and type the URL in your browser




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Banner by [Mystin] (R.I.P.)





Other aMAZEing mazes! (That are inferior to this one)


1. The Maze
2. woodlandmaze
3. Gold Maze
4. The Place
5. Curious
6. secrets
7. The Maze of the Dudey Squiggle





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2007-08-07 [Littlefinger]: WHAT?!

2007-08-07 [Littlefinger]: Johny Quest? Hadji?!

2007-08-07 [SilverFire]: O_O I remember that. :P

2007-08-07 [Littlefinger]: That show sucked... *eats ramen*...

2007-08-08 [Piercedskull]: ....

2007-08-08 [SilverFire]: It did, but it was still funny. Most kids shows really sucked. But I'd prefer JQ to Rugrats *shudders*

2007-08-08 [Vou]: WTF?! o.o

2007-08-08 [Vou]: Never mind.. ;inches away;

2007-08-08 [Littlefinger]: What really sucked was Captain Planet... *eats ramen*...

2007-08-08 [Vou]: Hey! I liked that show. XD

2007-08-08 [SilverFire]: I don't remember that one.

2007-08-08 [Littlefinger]: But no old show could ever be better than the Power Rangers! ...now that was some good stuff...

2007-08-08 [Vou]: I still watch it sometimes. XD

2007-08-08 [Littlefinger]: The best season was the Power Rangers: In Space one...

2007-08-22 [Ukia]: Personally, I wandered into the realms of sci-fi and fantasy books. I do remember most of those shows, though I don't recall "Hadji". 

2007-08-23 [Vou]: X3

2007-08-25 [SilverFire]: Impersonally, I believe you will find that most people on this site preferred reading to watching TV. And shockingly for a fantasy and sci-fi site, I don't think you'll find your tastes are that exclusive, either. ;) I've never watched any of these shows daily, or even weekly. But I still remember them, and some of the characters. Hadji was the obligatory ethnic minority character in JQ.

Personally I didn't 'wander' into fantasy and Sci-fi. By that time I'd already got the area mapped out and documented. ;)

2007-08-31 [Ukia]: Oh, that's who Hadji was. OK, I'd forgotten. 
I discovered Anne McCaffery's "The Dragonriders of Pern" series by accident. I don't think adult sci-fi/fantasy novels are normally on the bookshelf in a seventh grade English teacher's classroom. I noticed it because there was a dragon on the cover. Lucky for me it was "Dragon Flight", the first book. 

2007-08-31 [SilverFire]: Seventh grade is how old? I don't know your American year-system. If your 7th grade is the same as our year 7, it sounds about right for any above average reader.

2007-08-31 [Littlefinger]: Seventh graders are like... 12.

2007-08-31 [Littlefinger]: I've been scoring college level on my reading tests since sixth grade...

2007-09-03 [SilverFire]: You're still only scoring college grade? You should get that checked. I've never really understood this seeming obsession of American's/Canadians with 'reading level'. "I read at 21st grade level! Yay!'. Srsly, does it matter that much? Whenever I go to forums, it's always the Americans bragging about their reading level. No one else seems to care. O.o

What kind of books are college reading level? Give me some references, here - What level is, say Lord of the Rings?

2007-09-03 [Littlefinger]: Nigga' I don't know... *eats ramen*... sounds like 11th grade literature to me...

2007-09-03 [SilverFire]: And eleventh grade is... 15-16? What counts as college level reading?

2007-09-03 [Littlefinger]: Gone With The Wind...? Lord Jim...? ...The Scarlett Letter?! ...like I said... Nigga', I don' know...

2007-09-03 [SilverFire]: Then how can you have known you were college level? O.o

2007-09-03 [Littlefinger]: That's what the test I took's results said...

2007-09-03 [SilverFire]: >=O stupid tests. Now how will I understand your stupid system of stupid reading levels for different stupid grades, *mutters* stupid, stupid, stupid.

2007-09-04 [Littlefinger]: I don't stupid know...

2008-01-01 Turkey: Yo, crap-bag.

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: Yo, $h*t-face.

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: Sell me the Gundams... I needs them...*eats punch*...

2008-01-01 Turkey: I probably will sell those frackin' gundams... I'm out of shelf space.

2008-01-01 Turkey: I gots to make room for the new Ryuk and Light...

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: I also need those Dragon Ball Z "action figures"... Stupid Jay Leno, playing that stupid Jewish rapper...*eats charred fireworks*...hmmm, it's a bit overcooked...

2008-01-01 Turkey: Never! I likes my fireworks well done... *listens to ZPod*...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Dragon Ball Z was awesome <3 I loved Vegeta :)
Sorry, had to jump in there XD

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: Darn Vegetable... *eats ramen*...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Hehe He was awesome XD
I loved it when he became Majin Vegeta too ;) But he was the most awesome when he came in with Nappa at the beginning ;)

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: I never saw the Saiyan saga when it first came out... the first episodes I saw was when Goku was beatin' the **** out of Frieza...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Oh right I see, that was good >=D Frieza was annoying.., and too womanly ;)
I hated the Saiyaman saga, did you see it?

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: Yup... *eats ramen*... then some stupid Garlic Jr. crap...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Yarr.., Babadee too, and Majinbu.. Annoying pink thing. >=D

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: Stupid fat buu... moved in and started mooching off Hercule/Mr. Satan...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Yep -___- I preferred Kid Bu, he was pretty cool. Evil as hell, and stupid voice still, but awesome.
The fusion dance.. That was tragic.

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: ...and stupid Goku... finishes every fight he has with a spirit bomb...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Yes! And the damn Spirit bomb lasts AGES -___- The first time it was shown it lasted SO many episodes -___- I wanted to shoot the tv :)
But yeh, he does. I hate how he ALWAYS won.. Even when he died -___- And we all know that you can't come back to life THAT many times DX

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: I wonder what super saiyan Nappa would look like... *eats ramen*...

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Hahahaha Probably really stupid :) He looked dodgy enough as a normal Saiyan. Well.., he'd just be blonde, even bulkier, and have a glowing aura XD

2008-01-01 [Littlefinger]: The only hair he has is his eyebrows... which is why I'd like to see him as a super saiyan 3.

2008-01-01 [Duke Devlin]: Oh yeh XD Okay, well he'd get blonde eyebrows XP ,... Actually he wouldn't.. Hmmm..
Super Saiyan 3 would surely get him some crazy long, weird coloured hair! XD

2008-01-04 [Littlefinger]: <img:http://ui28.gamespot.com/827/dbzmoviepiccolo_2.jpg>

2008-01-04 [Duke Devlin]: Haha Piccolo is a weirdo. Nameks in general were abit strange oO

2008-01-06 [SilverFire]: Amg. How did I miss this discussion for so long? I used to love dragonball Z. :P The first time I saw it was just before Goku turned SS for the first time. But I don't actually have anything to contribute. :) I pretty much agree with everything said so far. I just wanted to say 'amg, DBZ! <insert nostalgic fangirl noise>

2008-01-06 [Littlefinger]: Stupid Goku... never washed his hair...

2008-01-06 [Duke Devlin]: Haha he couldn't cut it either ;) It's nasty XD
Silvie: Just keep fangirl screaming! It was such an awesome show <3

2008-07-11 [Imperator]: I just realized that you weren't kidding when you said I won but had no limbs because I just clicked on every link looking for my victory...

2008-07-11 [Littlefinger]: That's about as good as it gets with this thing... well... there was that other one where you end up with a decent life, but you don't technically win...

2008-10-07 [Duke Devlin]: Nahh.. No winning here. *nods*

2009-01-20 [sunabozu]: whos in the movie

2009-01-26 [Ukia]: Aren't we all weird? Isn't that how life is? *ponders*

2009-01-27 [sunabozu]: yeah, but i would rather be that way then normal, FUCK THE NORMS!!!!!

2009-01-27 [Littlefinger]: I say! *fixes the tie on his suit*... Us norms have feelings too! ...*does normal things*...

2009-01-27 [sunabozu]: yeah but those are normal feelings, and people like me dont have normal feelings

2009-01-27 [sunabozu]: than again i could be contradicting myself, because what could be normal for me could be weird for you

2009-01-28 [Ukia]: That's normal around the world! It's called "individual differences". 

2009-01-30 [sunabozu]: accept if you are emo or a douchebag gangsta

2009-07-25 [hanhepi]: damn, i never did make it to elftown. :(

2009-07-28 [Ukia]: *feels sorry for hanhepi* Does anyone even know the definition of normality?

2009-10-14 [twitchboy]: oh wait huh?

2009-10-14 [Chel.]: How do I keep getting invites but you don't even know me? O_o

2009-10-14 [Littlefinger]: Don't ask questions!!

2009-10-14 [Ramirez]: [Chel.] You're part of a forum that Mort is in too... (I have never used the invite button before, and I think that's how it works). So others can invite people from forums that they're also apart of.

2009-10-14 [Littlefinger]: Don't answer questions!!

2009-10-14 [Chel.]: Really? I don't touch the forums at all..

2009-10-14 [Cillamoon]: SWEET! Reminds me of Choose Your Own Adventure!

2009-10-14 [Ramirez]: [Chel.], I looked at your last postings and it seems as though you posted on the Bugs forum. I believe that just posting in a forum makes you a member.

2009-10-14 [Chel.]: .....>_>

2009-10-14 [Ninja Smurf]: wow, Mort in a bug forum... color me surprised.

2009-10-14 [Littlefinger]: Mort's in every forum.

2009-10-14 [Lothuriel]: he's everywhere....

2009-10-14 [Littlefinger]: Not anymore... but I was... oh, yes... I was... *eats ramen*...

2009-10-15 [Lothuriel]: dunn dunn dunn....

2009-10-15 [Ninja Smurf]: Ahhhh... I was gonna say something, but decided to be nice.

2009-10-16 [dancingSHEEP]: Ironically, I had an idea similar to this.

2009-10-16 [Cillamoon]: Oh?

2009-10-16 [Ninja Smurf]: Nope, he can't have ideas...

2010-04-03 [Darth Jacein]: sweet another maze

2010-04-06 [Lily~]: this must have taken FOREVER to make.. *bows down* I humbly acceppt you as my master.

2010-04-06 [Littlefinger]: This one was an easy one to make... there's a bunch of other failed maze things I started, but never finished, like Mort's Game of Life and Bob's Murder Case...

2011-02-15 [Talos Cyrion]: this looks interesting...how does it work?

2011-02-15 [Littlefinger]: Decide what to do and then click the corresponding link to advance forward into the maze. In the highly likely event that you die, click back and try another option. Eventually you'll find the correct path and make it to Elftown alive.

2011-02-15 [*Leric*]: what is this..

2011-02-15 [Fallen Child Athena]: lol Mort.....I love the idea xD

2011-02-15 [~Nox~]: lol i actually got it the first time around! then i went back to try out all the other options ^^

2011-02-15 [Araglas]: .....

2011-02-15 [Littlefinger]: Don't you 5-dot me.

2011-02-15 [Araglas]: ...

2011-02-15 [Littlefinger]: Much better.

2011-02-15 [Araglas]: ..........

2011-02-15 [Fallen Child Athena]: lol

2011-02-15 [Araglas]: ^_^

2011-02-15 [Fallen Child Athena]: :P

2011-02-15 [Araglas]: lol X3

2011-02-15 [Fallen Child Athena]: This place is awesome

2011-02-15 [Araglas]: hehe it is ^_^

2011-02-15 [*Leric*]: Is there a way not to die? lol

2011-02-16 [Araglas]: lol dont think so

2011-02-16 [Talos Cyrion]: actually there is but my lips are sealed

2011-02-16 [Araglas]: hehe

2011-02-16 [Littlefinger]: You still don't technically win with them though.

2011-02-16 [Talos Cyrion]: yeah i died more times than i can remember...often hideously and even devoured by rabid dogs

2011-02-16 [~Nox~]: that tends to happen alot

2011-02-16 [*Leric*]: or vicious man-eating bunnies o.O

2011-02-16 [~Nox~]: that too

2011-02-16 [~Nox~]: and don't forget about micheal jackson

2011-02-16 [Aliz]: I.... ended up at bob's diner O____o;;

2011-02-16 [Littlefinger]: That's a good thing! Maybe not so much for your health though.

2011-02-17 [*Leric*]: It's a trick!

2011-02-17 [Fallen Child Athena]: I ended up there too...I just didnt stay O.O

2011-03-20 [Glitch Sprockyt]: <.<

2011-03-22 [Akayume]: Am I going to regret clicking on this Mort?

2011-03-22 [Littlefinger]: Most likely.

2011-03-22 [Akayume]: HOKAY. :D

2011-03-28 [midnight toker]: hookah where?..anything but peach flavour

2011-03-29 [Sunrose]: omfg

2011-03-29 [Akayume]: Hey! (:

2011-03-31 [kingtheodin]: so many choices, lol

2011-04-13 [Panda-monium]: interesting

2011-04-29 Davion: At last, soemone comes up with the "right" answer!

2011-04-29 [Aliz]: Interesting? O___o

2011-04-29 [Fallen Child Athena]: lol Hi hi Aliz^^

2011-04-29 [Aliz]: Hello =D

2011-04-29 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~hugs~

2011-04-29 [Aliz]: Yay! Random hugs :D *hugs in return*

2011-04-29 [Fallen Child Athena]: xD

2011-05-07 [midnight toker]: *feels left out and sits in corner*

2011-05-08 [Doormat]: I find the lack of Guile theme in here disappointing.

Adieu.

2011-05-08 [midnight toker]: sonic boom?

2011-05-09 [Avoral]: I propose MAZE OF BLANKA

2011-05-09 [Aliz]: Somehow, I always read "maze of guilt" O____o;;

2011-05-09 [Littlefinger]: Maybe you've been subconsciously feeling guilty about something?

2011-05-10 [Aliz]: Like what? Not beating my neighbour with a chair for being noisy before 10 am? =[

2011-05-11 [midnight toker]: ....maze of blanka?......*roar....fuckin shock your ass?*........street fighter anyone?

2011-05-19 [Mystin]: Ok if you want me to make a banner, tell me how this wiki works?

2011-05-19 [Littlefinger]: I dunno. You just click stuff.

"This wiki provides visitors with a fun journey through many different eventualities on the way to Elftown. It allows each person to design their own destiny. Every path you take is unique, but only one will lead you to Elftown in time for the Christmas Art Contest. Which one will it be?! Can you find the right path or will you fall by the wayside?"

2011-05-19 [Mystin]: I'm a youtuber, so I would describe this as an interactive RP. Nice work! :-)

2011-05-28 [Lithium Lullaby]: wow this is awesome

2011-05-28 [Doormat]: Last time I checked, lithium is not a soporific.

2011-05-28 [Lithium Lullaby]: and I care? it's just a username dude.. 

2011-05-29 [Doormat]: Just commenting. Stir stir

2011-05-29 [Aliz]: Username is sad and offended =(

2011-05-30 [midnight toker]: *roar*.....that is all

2011-05-31 [Mystin]: roar indeed, this wiki is not about usernames lol

2011-05-31 [midnight toker]: nice banner mystin

2011-05-31 [Mystin]: Thank you! I appreciate that!

2011-05-31 [midnight toker]: welcome, if it was me, i wouldve had guile from street fighter wondering around lol

2011-05-31 [Mystin]: Ah nice idea, you should totally make one too!

2011-05-31 [midnight toker]: i dont make banners.....i troll them

2011-05-31 [Mystin]: LOL ok!

2011-06-02 [Draugur dauðans]: Interesting concept.

2011-09-21 [foxyvixen17]: *looks around confused* i no like being lost

2011-09-22 [Aliz]: you're not lost :O

2011-09-23 [foxyvixen17]: i'm confused atleast @.@

2011-09-23 [Aliz]: but... you haven't even started yet D:

2011-09-23 [foxyvixen17]: thats what confuses me idk what to choose *sits to think*

2011-09-25 [Aliz]: Start :[ Or else I'll choose for you =0

2011-09-25 [foxyvixen17]: no you cant

2011-09-26 [Aliz]: But it's no fun just waiting at the start line D:

2011-09-28 [foxyvixen17]: i went through three of them didnt like dieing 3 times

2011-09-28 [Littlefinger]: Hmm, that's strange. Most of these don't end in death. Maybe you just picked three of the most unlucky paths?

I suggest you try them all.

2011-09-28 [foxyvixen17]: i chose the train one that one ends in death all three times stupid Aqua man!

2011-09-28 [Littlefinger]: Well, it's your own fault for trusting Aquaman. You know can't do anything!

2011-09-28 [foxyvixen17]: i didnt know he was banging micheal jackson!!!!!!!!!!

2011-09-28 [Littlefinger]: Duh.

Or rather, Michael Jackson's corpse...

2011-10-01 [foxyvixen17]: bite me

2011-10-01 [Aliz]: I've survived a couple of times :D I don't remember how, though T______T

2011-10-01 Mystin: RIP <3 Your awesome!

2011-10-14 [Imperator]: ... I died after just three clicks.

2011-10-14 [Littlefinger]: You made it further than most.

2011-10-14 [Imperator]: I thought I could trust you. (Why did I think that??)

2011-10-22 [Littlefinger]: I don't know, buddy. I just. Don't. Know. *slips a pill into your tea*

2011-10-27 [Teufelsweib]: I WON

2011-11-02 [midnight toker]: i FAIL'D WOOT WOOT

2011-11-10 [Falling Victim]: Hello, I got invited to this wiki.How is everyone?

2011-11-10 [Littlefinger]: I'm insatiably aroused. And you?

2011-11-10 [Falling Victim]: Oh, I'm good just trying to find something to do

2012-01-13 [midnight toker]: lol pengu i been there

2012-03-05 [Avoral]: I haven't.

2012-06-02 [Fruit Loops]: Hmm last time i tried something like this , i ended up in Disco Town :p Bang'n !

2012-07-05 [Miaye]: Hi everyone!!!! :D

2012-07-05 [Littlefinger]: STOP YELLING AT ME!!

2012-07-25 Akber: Ndashimira MUKESHA! Ikibazo abajije kirmio ugutekereza cyane.Bitewe n'imiterere ya Procedure penale, ntabwo gutsindwa k'Ubushinjacyaha bishobora gutuma ikirego cy'uwaregeye indishyi gisibwa. Mbere na mbere Urukiko ku munsi w'iburanisha ruhamagara ababuranyi rukabona kubumva. Mu gihe nta nzitizi ishobora gutuma iburanisha ritaba, Urukiko rushingira ku ngingo ya 13 CPP rugatandukanya ibirego 2 rwaregewe (Civil na Penal). Muri iki gihe Ikirego cya Civil kiba gihagaze, uwaregeye indishyi agategereza ko ikirego cy'inshinjabyaha kirangira.Mu bujurire nimba Ubushinjacyaha butsinze, urubanza ntirube rugishoboye kujuririrwa, uwari waregeye indishyi ashingiye ku mikirize y'urubanza rw'inshinjabyaha mu rwego rw'ubujurire nibwo abona gukomeza dosiye ye.Ntabwo mu rwego rw'ubujurire Uregera indishyi aashobora kugaragaramo mu gihe dossier zamaze gutandukanywa. Buri gihe, dossier ijyanye n'ikirego cye cy'indishyi iba yarahagaze itegereje ko iy'inshinjabyaha irangira.Fxs!

2012-07-25 [Sheamus Finn]: 0_0 Huh? Anyone else catch any of that?

2012-07-25 [Fruit Loops]: see what happens when u start drinking saki :(

2012-07-25 [Littlefinger]: Akber does make a valid point though. We should all learn to be more like him. *a single tear runs down Mort's cheek as he salutes an American flag and eats a cheeseburger and watches a game of baseball*

2012-11-23 [NibblerLove]: Hmm... I kinda want to figure out this slarbal ganikar.... thingamig. kinda hot.

2013-02-08 Justo: A bit surprised it seems to simple and yet ufseul.

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