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This Sarong Is...So Wrong!

This contest takes wit and humor. The object is to make a quote, something good, for a picture posted. Now, if you think you have a great picture that would spark a creative mind to come up with a funny/witty quote to describe your picture, let me know and I will add it. 

Please limit quotes to one-liners. You know what those are. and if not, go to my Jokes pages to see some. Please follow these guide lines, they are not rocket science.

Please limit quotes to 2 quotes per picture.

***After the picture has been up for One Week we will load up a new one and start again.***

Want to submit a photo? Make A Quote Submissions

1. Your Name: "Quote"
2. Your Name: "Quote"

and so on and so it really that hard??

|Picture #1 Winner||Picture #2 Winner||Picture #3 Winner||Picture #4 Winner||Picture #5 Winner|

|Picture #6 Winner||Picture #7 Winner||Picture #8 Winner||Picture #9 Winner||Picture #10 Winner|

|Picture #11 Winner||Picture #12 Winner||Picture #13 Winner||Picture #14 Winner||Picture #15 Winner|

|Picture #16 Winner||Picture #17 Winner||Picture #18Winner||Picture #19 Winner||Picture #20 Winner|

|Picture #21 Winner||Picture #22 Winner||Picture #23 Winner ||Picture #24 Winner ||Picture #25 Winner|

|Picture #26 Winner||Picture #27 Winner||Picture #28 Winner||Picture #29 Winner||Picture #30 Winner|

|Picture #31 Winner||Picture #32 Winner||Picture #33 Winner||Picture #34 Winner||Picture #35 Winner|


Picture #36

[Lothuriel] - The two parrots had just seen a documentary on how to survive a bear attack;
Parrot on the right: "Dude the tv said to play dead, just do it, just do it"
Parrot on the left: "Dude, that was for bears, bears dude, not eagles."
Parrot on the right: "Dude, we are so screwed".
[TheRogue] You said if we pretended to be salt and pepper shakers they'd put us where the food is.. I can't believe I listened to you. Idiot.
[Flisky] "This has to be the best backscratching post we've found yet."
[Daisy le Fleur] "Really Margaret..I'm gone for 5 minutes and I come back to find you with this stiff's beak in your bum? Margaret are you even
[The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead] "Dude, I'm so high right now."
[Surimia] Another warning when touristing in the country of Cockatielcageia, do remember not to doze off in public. One may awaken to discover one's wallet gone amiss, as seen in figure A here.
[Iske]" One day my friend, I will step into 'big eagle's wing-steps and... but for now I just keep on dreaming"
[LynnAnneBrown] "Don't worry baldy, another drink and he won't notice a thing."
[arthemis_] "Shush, if we hold very still, maybe the eagle doesn't notice us..."
[xXxDarkRosexXx] oh, gees, dude, don't look now, but the ugliest chick I have ever seen is standing behind us... No, no, don't look, she'll notice. Look casually... See, she's friggen ugly!
[TheRogue]Eagle: MMMMMmmmm... you has a flavor..
[Daring Silence]- *Bird in the back* "Damn it, Janet. I love you."

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2008-05-30 [Zab]: oh well..I tried.

2008-05-31 [dew_farie]: I laughed.. and smiled.

2008-05-31 [Zab]: :P

2008-06-07 [dew_farie]: Oh my gosh the quotes make me giggle.

2008-07-08 [blood_fairy21]: i hope this is ok

2008-07-08 [Alexi Ice]: Ok I had to change mine, cuz it sucked.

2008-07-08 [dew_farie]: hey, as long as its one line, its cool.

2008-07-08 [blood_fairy21]: you need tp??

2008-07-08 [Calico Tiger]: for my bunghole!

2008-07-08 [blood_fairy21]: ^__^ yay!! here you go. *hands out a roll*

2008-07-09 [Perplexity]: lmfao@Cali's comment!

2008-07-09 [Calico Tiger]: When I was first reading through them I thought "Awwww sheet. Loth had the same idea as me". And then Beavis popped into mind as the only other thing I could think of x)

2008-07-09 [Cia_mar]: it is a good one cali!

2008-07-09 [blood_fairy21]: yeah i wouldn't of thought of it

2008-07-10 [Fearathress]: Hehehe, I couldn't resist.

2008-07-11 [Lothuriel]: You know Cali, they say great minds think alike....

Should I be scared?

2008-07-11 [dew_farie]: OMG, I am laughing so dang hard right now.

2008-07-11 [Lothuriel]: I love this wiki!

2008-07-12 [Cia_mar]: ditto!

2008-07-12 [dew_farie]: Don't forget, if you want, you can submit a photo to be used. Go to Make A Quote Submissions.

2008-07-13 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: If only I had a funny pic...

2008-07-13 [dew_farie]: Who said it had to be funny? Did you see [Lady of Lore]'s picture? Not gut busting funny, but it could generate some great quotes.

2008-07-14 [Lady of Lore]: Thanks, lol that was the idea with my pictures, well except for the one with my brother with his shirt over his head. ^_^ I just really wanted to see what people would come up with for that one ^_^

2008-07-15 [dew_farie]: And it was great too. I am running out of pictures to use, lol. People, get me some new pictures!

2008-07-15 [Lothuriel]: no worries!

2008-07-25 [Flisky]: Wait...where did my quote go?

2008-07-25 [dew_farie]: For what? This picture or the one before?

2008-07-26 [Flisky]: And it magically reappears! Weird...

2008-07-26 [dew_farie]: lol, Elftown is weird lately, but I glad it came back.

2008-07-31 [HardRockAngel]: This is great ^^

2008-07-31 [blood_fairy21]: Yeah its fun

2008-08-01 [arthemis_]: I don't have anything better then [Lothuriel] for this picture :-p

2008-08-05 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: XD loving perplexity's quote!

2008-08-05 [dew_farie]: Come on people, submit those pictures. :D

2008-08-06 [Lady of Lore]: On a sort of side note, there is an awesome website called


Where people do a similar thing with pictures of cats and dogs. ^_^ Just to further our silly picture caption enjoyment.

2008-08-07 [dew_farie]: Sounds nifty, I must check it out.

2008-08-07 [dew_farie]: You know, I thought of a great quote for this one, but it was too crude. But dang it was funny.

2008-08-07 [Lothuriel]: LOL Cia!!!

2008-08-08 [Cia_mar]: :P

2008-08-08 [Iske]: share the quote inhere then

2008-08-08 [Iske]: btw the yellow hat is a "BUMBA" clowns hat , from a Belgium kidsprogram on Tv

2008-08-08 [dew_farie]: Man, I am glad I wasn't the only one with that kinda thought for the picture, lol.

2008-08-10 [Iske]: what kind of thought then??? :)

2008-08-10 [Iske]: [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead] great one

2008-08-14 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: Thanks. My humor is very dry, (and a lot more sarcastic, but that doesn't show up too well with text) so I prefer the subtler jokes. Most of the time anyway...

2008-08-15 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: someone already stole the vampire joke. It's the only thing I could think of for this photo!

2008-08-18 [Iske]: [Perplexity] this one is just awesome ,

2008-08-18 [dew_farie]: I have to say, I love everyones quote on this picture.

2008-08-21 [Iske]: yup, cats are the most funny and "Queeniest" creatures

2008-08-21 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: I can't enter in the newest contest. The first quote just pwns all. I guess it was Sylvia that made it, she didn't put her name tho.

2008-08-22 [Flisky]: Sylvia's was great, but I had to add it.

2008-08-22 [Cia_mar]: had to try!

2008-08-22 [arthemis_]: [Diede.] That's amasing!

2008-08-22 [Diede.]: Thank you! -^^-

2008-08-22 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: What happened to the number 13 in the winners? I guess you are supersticious (sp?) or something.

2008-08-22 [dew_farie]: All Fixed now

2008-08-27 [dew_farie]: FYI, if you write by your quote that you think it sucks, then we ALL will think it sucks. As long as you put something up, you are trying, and that's what makes great quotes.

2008-08-28 [dew_farie]: I wonder how many people won't use a farting line for this one...

2008-09-01 [Iske]: sorry my sweet kittycat; still love you tho..but your picture was too funny not to share

2008-09-01 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: XD loving your quote [Iske]

2008-09-01 [Iske]: Thx hope she does not read it someday, she will be soooooooooo mad She's the sweetest cat ever but that picture was too perfect for the quote wiki :)

2008-09-01 [Cia_mar]: love yours, [Maeve104]!!!!

2008-09-01 [dew_farie]: I love all these quotes!

2008-09-02 [Toric]: when is the judging date for this quote contest?

2008-09-03 [dew_farie]: A new picture is put up every Thursday, and the winner(s) for the previous picture are posted on the Picture # Winner page.

2008-09-05 [Flisky]: *does 'first quote' dance*

2008-09-06 [dew_farie]: hehehe

2008-09-07 [dew_farie]: #10.....#10.....Who are you #10...?:P

2008-09-07 [Calico Tiger]: #10 is [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead] (Just check the previous versions of the page till you find the version that it first pops up and see who edited the page for that :D )

2008-09-07 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to put my name! >.<

2008-09-08 [dew_farie]: I knew who it was [Calico Tiger], I did look, I just wanted to pick on [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]. :D

2008-09-08 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: :_( <sarcasm> glad to know I'm loved. </sarcasm>

2008-09-10 [dew_farie]: :*

2008-09-10 [Maketsu]: Good quotes there guys. :-)

2008-09-17 [Lothuriel]: OH my lord, Rogue that's classic!

2008-09-17 [TheRogue]: lol

2008-09-19 [Lothuriel]: aw, man this one's gonna be tough

2008-09-19 [Calico Tiger]: Damn, all I can think of on this one is how much I want to pick it up and cuddle it <3

2008-09-19 [dew_farie]: so, write something that would deter you from picking it up, like how she wants to rip out the eyes of the next person to go 'awwww so cute!'

2008-09-20 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: Sorry, had to do a lolcat style thing.

2008-09-22 [Iske]: [Sylvia Rote] that's a great one :)

2008-09-22 [Sylvia Rote]: Thanks. It's a refelction of me, really.

2008-09-22 [HardRockAngel]: [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: The quote is great, thus no apologies needed =P

2008-09-23 [Lothuriel]: Man, mine's too much like [TheRogue]'s. I am going to have to think of somethin' new.

2008-09-29 [Daisy le Fleur]: LOL omg #3 is too funny!! Who put it up though ? no name!!

2008-09-30 [Lothuriel]: Whoops! That would've been moi!

2008-10-03 [dew_farie]: Picture #19 will remain up untill monday because I forgot to put it up at the correct time. A new picture will be up today and will remain untill thursday and the photos will be back on track.

2008-10-04 [Iske]: [Lothuriel] great one

2008-10-04 [XxTsomexX]: XD lmao

2008-10-06 [TheRogue]: NOM NOM NOM NOM!

2008-10-17 [XxTsomexX]: XD lol
Gah!! DX Country songs make me cry... but I love them!! Why why why?! *tear*

2008-10-23 [dew_farie]: How many of you realized that the ponytail is on the girl behind him?

2008-10-23 [Lothuriel]: I did....

2008-10-23 [TheRogue]: me too. .i thought the point was that it looked like a little ponytail on the foreground crib midget.. :)

2008-10-23 [Lothuriel]: crib..midget...??? 


2008-10-23 [dew_farie]: lol, just asking. and that crib midget is mine. :D

2008-10-23 [Trina..]: That one in the blue looks like a dude from my school...

2008-10-23 [Lothuriel]: <img:img/mood/61513_1224163020.gif>

2008-10-24 [Lothuriel]: CAn we only have one quote?

2008-10-24 [Flisky]: The edit button disappered and I finally came up with something good!


2008-10-24 [dew_farie]: I think with this one, if you to do more quotes, you can do up to three.

2008-10-28 [Lothuriel]: [Flisky] that just means someone else was editing.

2008-10-29 [Flisky]: I know. I was impatient. *grins* I had something good. But then thought of something else...

2008-10-31 [dew_farie]: lol, I love yours [Daisy le Fleur].

2008-11-01 [Daisy le Fleur]: hehe<img:img/mood/61513_1224163020.gif>

2008-11-04 [Iske]: dew_farie]: How many of you realized that the ponytail is on the girl behind him?

2008-10-23 [Lothuriel]: I did....

I did too

the ponytail was idd on the girl behind... that's what made it so funny...

2008-11-04 [Perplexity]: I think everyone did?

2008-11-04 [dew_farie]: How's does everyone feel a bout a 2 quote limit per picture???

2008-11-04 [XxTsomexX]: that should be good ^^

2008-11-05 [Lothuriel]: OMG!! You guys, these entryies made me crack up!!! You have no idea how much they suit my Eebo's personality....especially number 2 and no 3....LOL....

2008-11-07 [TheRogue]: sorry had to change mine.. :D

2008-11-07 [Flisky]: Rogue, that's hilarious!

2008-11-12 [Trina..]: That last one is just mean....

2008-11-15 [dew_farie]: Sorry I am a day late. I just got over being sick with the flu.

2008-11-15 [XxTsomexX]: Aww, I hope you feel better dearie.

2008-11-17 [dew_farie]: I am thank you.

2008-11-21 [Trina..]: I actually won something? O_O Must be a good day for me.

2008-11-21 [Daisy le Fleur]: LOL [Anvikit]!!!! that made me laugh out loud for real. (that's my crazy daughter in the picture)

2008-11-21 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: feck. I'm not good at recognising the difference between male and female feet. >.< sorry greeneye!

2008-11-21 [Dark Side of the Moon]: I can't think of a quote right now, but I am wondering just how deep that bathtub is?

2008-11-21 [Daisy le Fleur]: lol its a pretty deep tub, but she was fine ;) I keep a good watch on her.

And no worries Llama.. lol 3 yr old feet all look the same =P

2008-11-24 [TheRogue]: i am just without comment on this one.. LOL

2008-11-25 [Daisy le Fleur]: Aww, come on Rogue, I was anxiously awaiting yours!

2008-11-25 [TheRogue]: *sigh* there... :D I can't let everyone down now can i? :D

2008-12-02 [Daisy le Fleur]: lol Ir that was aweseome =)

2008-12-15 [XxTsomexX]: I can't wait until I get my camera!! I will have so many submissions, especially with my rat's babies. They are litterally ALWAYS doing something quote-worthy.

2009-01-11 [TheRogue]: ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!1 @ Fuzzy

2009-01-12 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: lol thanks!

2009-01-12 [Skydancer]: Rather incredibly hilarious! :)

2009-02-19 [dew_farie]: I am sorry this was so long in coming, I had a family emergency come up and I havent been on in a while, as you can tell. I promise I did not forget about ya'll. We shall move on if everyone still wants to.

2009-02-19 [hanhepi]: wow, those are both better than mine! you guys are good!

2009-02-19 [HardRockAngel]: Well, the best is yet to come I think =)

2009-02-19 [XxTsomexX]: XD oh yeah lol they're are usually a bunch more funny ones. I love this wiki!

2009-02-21 [TheRogue]: I was wondering if anyone else saw the darth vader shadow of impending doom in the back of the room or if my ubergeek was showing again.. . good one fuzzy!

2009-02-21 [XxTsomexX]: I just noticed it when I read fuzzy's quote :D

2009-03-13 [Flisky]: Why are there two 2s?

2009-03-13 [Daisy le Fleur]: Probably posted simultaneously

2009-03-13 [Flisky]: Oh...well...makes sense. ^_^ I'm still trying to come up with something for this one. My wit is failing me.

2009-03-18 [Flisky]: Changed my quote. I came up with this one at work.

2009-03-18 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: lol at lothuriel. I normally prefer more subtle comments, but this just cracked me up!

2009-03-18 [Flisky]: Lothuriel, that's great! It reminds me of one of my coworkers. I would say "Your mom." He would say "Your face." Then I would reply "Your mom's face." And that would be the entire conversation. 

2009-03-19 [Daisy le Fleur]: Wow.. that's a bit rude =/

2009-03-23 [Lothuriel]: HAHA Exactly [Flisky], sure we don't work at teh same place? lol

2009-03-23 [Flisky]: *look around shiftily* Maybe...

2009-04-04 [XxTsomexX]: Omg... I love [Lothuriel]'s qoute. When I read her quote, I think stoners.... that suits them ssoooooooo well!! [TheRogue]'s suits them well too, considering they're little pigs >.> they are almost always eating....

2009-10-18 [dew_farie]: OMG, I cant believe I forgot about ELFTOWN!!! Someone shoot me!!

2009-10-23 [arthemis_]: Then somebody should shoot me too *blush*

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