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YEAH BUT
NO BUT



Welcome to the Little Britain fan club!


This page is in for some serious editing...soon...

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"Britain, Britain, Britain, Land of diversity. There are men with moustaches and men without. Eggs are cooked in a variety of ways. But what of the people of Britain? What do they? Who is them? And why?"


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<img:http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/travesmilies/flaggen1/smilie_flagge3.gif>It's obviously one of the best shows on TV!<img:http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/travesmilies/flaggen1/smilie_flagge3.gif>


[C]H[A]R[A]C[T]E[R]S


"If you want to buy a pet, you go to a pet shop. If you want to buy a pet shop, you go to a pet shop shop. If you want to buy a pet shop shop you're just being silly."


Vicky Pollard

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Social worker: “So where's your baby vicky?”

Vicky: “Yeah but no but no but Carly found a pube in her lasagne, and Darren said he was gonna go to third base with Amber but that was RUBBAAASH and don't listen to Amber. I like Amber but she ain't my friend so you better talk to Amber but I dont know her. Anyway, I dont know nuffin' so SHUT AAP!”

Social worker: “All I want to know Vicky is where your baby is...?”

Vicky: “Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD."

Social worker: “OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!"

Vicky: “I know.... they're RUBBAAASH!!"

Little Britain!-Vicky Pollard

[~*~*~*~*~]


If you have a verruca, and would like to share it with others, then why not pop down to your local swimming pool?


[~*~*~*~*~]


Emily Howard

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'You must know that I am a lady... I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers... wearing dresses and hats...and shit.'

and...

Florence

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[~*~*~*~*~]


Dafydd Thomas

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'It's so hard being the only gay in the village.'
'You're probably not gay at all... ...you're probably just a little bit poofy'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Lou and Andy

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'Yeh, I know'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Margorie Dawes

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'And because it's half the calories... ...you can eat twice as much'
'Wellll Sccrrreeeeeww Yooooouuu'

Little Britain!-Marjorie Dawes

[~*~*~*~*~]


Kenny Craig

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'Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under.'

[~*~*~*~*~]


The Prime Minister and Sebastian

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'He was looking at you … like he loves you.'
'Be gentle with me prime minister.'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Sir Bernard Chumley

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'Yes, lost the use of her legs...
of course I look back on it now and laugh'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Dennis Waterman

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'They want me to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon'
'Mr. Mac Beff is a naughty man... Doo doo doo doo doo... He gone and killed another man... Doo doo doo doo...I have a good idea... Just thou keep me near...I'll be so good for the Scottish play'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Anne

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'Eh...eh...eehhhh'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Ray McCoonie

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'I leave ye with a riddle.. ...I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ...I'm fruity and sweet, I am jelly... ...What am I?'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Harvey

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'Bitty...'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Dame Sally Markham

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'Chapter 1...the end.'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Bubbles de Vere

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'I'm winking darling'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Rachel and Nicola

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'Oh yes, I can see the family resemblence'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Doug

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'You're a junkie, you're a loser, you're scum. Go on, get out of my sight... Stay where you are...'

[~*~*~*~*~]


Judy and Maggie

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'Please Maggie, she's just a child'




O[T]H[E]R [C]H[A]R[A]C[T]E[R]S


~Mr Cleaves
~Edward and Samantha
~Boris the Babysitter
~Mrs P and her dogs
~Pianist
~Rod and Joan
~Doctor Lawrence and Doctor Beagre




[L]I[N]K[S]


http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=pregmannursery
Find out which character you are...and 'yehessss'...I'm Ray Mcoonie!

Don't know what Little Britain is?? Shame on you! Use the links to find out what you've been missing!
http://www.davidwalliams.com/LittleBritain.htm
www.littlebritain.tv
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/littlebritain/index.shtml
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain

BITTY!






[P]A[G]E[S]


Little Britain!-Emm, members and shit
Little Britain!-World Record Attempts
Little Britain!-The Big Amazing Page
Little Britain!-Favourite 'Catchphrases'
NEW!! Little Britain!-Who do you love? NEW!! -A poll! WOOT!
Little Britain Contest=By the one and only [Keii]!
NEW!! The Matt and Dave Fan Club NEW!!




[M]E[M]B[E]R[S]


Run along to Little Britain!-Emm, members and shit to join, dudes.

Right, to stir some interest in this, I'm putting the poll here! Do it...!!!

695) Who is your favourite character in Little Britain? (Administrator: [Blasphemous Rumours])

Number of voters: 52
* a) Vicky Pollard
Number of votes: 12 (23%)

* b) Emily Howard
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* c) Florence
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* d) Daffyd Thomas
Number of votes: 5 (10%)

* e) Lou Todd
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* f) Andy Pipkin
Number of votes: 10 (19%)

* g) Marjorie Dawes
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* h) Kenny Craig
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* i) Michael (Prime Minister)
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* j) Sebastian
Number of votes: 8 (15%)

* k) Sir Bernard Chumley
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* l) Dennis Waterman
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* m) Anne
Number of votes: 5 (10%)

* n) Ray McCooney
Number of votes: 3 (6%)

* o) Bubbles De Vere
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* p) Dame Sally Markham
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* q) Harvey Pincher
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* r) Rachel
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* s) Nicola
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* t) Doug
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* u) Judy
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* v) Maggie
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* w) Boris the Babysitter
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

* x) Des Kaye
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* y) 'Crocodile' (heh)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* z) Other (A lesser known character)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* A) None, I hate Little Britain. I'm only here and voting because, well, yeah...
Number of votes: 1 (2%)



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2005-05-13 [Blasphemous Rumours]: 'uh uh uhhh'

2005-05-13 [Keii]: O.O

2005-05-13 [Blasphemous Rumours]: 'Yes, one knows'

2005-05-13 [Keii]: Noooo.... stop!

2005-05-13 [Blasphemous Rumours]: 'Yes but, no but, yes.'

2005-05-15 [Doodle of Cydonia]: i just did an 8-page essay on fecking Macbeth. *doodoodoodooooo* :)

2005-05-15 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Mr Macbeff is a naughty man, do do do do do do

2005-05-20 [samantha louise!]: macbeth! fuck him! lol

2005-06-03 [Doodle of Cydonia]: agrrrrrr.....hate it....evil. bad. grr.

2005-06-23 [Jo!]: i joined yay

2005-08-15 [psychekiller]: is this only used for little britain quotes

2005-08-15 [Alfirin Lindlea]: nopers

2005-08-15 [psychekiller]: k

2005-08-19 [Blasphemous Rumours]: *blinks* Someone commented?!!

2005-08-19 [psychekiller]: erm yes little britain rocks

2005-08-19 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Excellent.

2005-08-20 [psychekiller]: he he

2005-11-21 [Moonshdow13]: me loves little britain.

2005-11-21 [Moonshdow13]: i want that 1

2005-11-30 [psychekiller]: er ye

2005-12-06 [Doodle of Cydonia]: My mom found talking dolls. Bog help us all.

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