[Hedda]! Congratulations, you've been arbitrarily selected to be Mort's Member of the Month (MMM) for like March or April or something! I'm sure you're quite honored and even excited to finally get to be interviewed by such a prestigious wiki/newspaper/whatever-the-hell-this-is and get your thoughts and opinions out there for Elftown's members to see! Now, first question: Who the hell are you and why should anyone on Elftown care? I can't say that I've ever heard of you, but you've got an interesting collection of badges, so you must be someone of interest.