Part Time Guards
Town Guard Lieutenant
Town Guard Captain
(Webart by [Calico Tiger])
Please see Elftown - Rules & Uploading Art Rules to find out what Elftown's rules are.
If you wish to report someone please use the report function on member's houses, rather than messaging the Guards.
Please note that only the Lieutenants and the Captain can handle issues concerning harassment in messages.
[Hedda] should only be contacted regarding account issues.
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Use the comment section for Guard related questions and issues only.
2008-02-03 [Mortified Penguin]: You can't really rely on different servers... Elftown is the way to go. Seeing as how he says that it was for a wiki, I would think everything would be easier if he had priv 99. If he had it in the first place, then he wouldn't have had to upload it in his house where it was not allowed. Instead, he could have simply uploaded it straight to the wiki... that would have saved both him and the guards some time. Besides... if he were to abuse the priv, you are able to see what he uploads and can immediatly remove the priv.
2008-02-03 [Sunrose]: The reliability of other servers is not our problem, when it concerns images we do not want on Elftown's server -at all.
The possibility to display such images on a wiki is simply a compromise for situations like this.
Taking care of wiki-privs abuse is a little more complicated, which is why they require a little more trust.
You can never be sure if they will be used correctly, but if you already have doubts there's no reason to just hand them out.
2008-02-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Well... as I know nothing of this user's uploading history, I can't really argue further...
2008-02-04 [dragonos]: I will ad yes there are many times i messed up and either forgot about it but there are some times I just say theck with it and leave it for about 2 maby three day's then even forgot then as well.
2008-02-04 [Sunrose]: You don't need to, the user involved already testifies of this history :P
2008-02-05 [dragonos]: True but why try to lie or hide the truth be honest and open I meen how are people sapposed to trust you if all you do is lie. I myself on many sites have had some realy strange question's ask of me and I honestly answerd them.
2008-02-05 [Morphea]: I humbly ask for priv 99 :)
2008-02-05 [Sunrose]: That's good, but of course it would be even better if you would also follow the UAR :P
2008-02-11 [Charming Girl]: i need to upload my henna tattoos pics so mai i please have priv 99 :).
2008-02-11 [Calico Tiger]: Fixed :)
2008-02-11 [Charming Girl]: thanks alot
2008-02-11 [Morphea]: Thank you :)
2008-02-22 [Lady Ice]: i was told to ask for wikipriv 99 please?? and thanks
2008-02-27 [november800]: good regiment
2008-02-29 [Druid Fables]: I was just wondering if I could get wikipriv 99 please?
2008-02-29 [Calico Tiger]: Fixed :)
2008-02-29 [Druid Fables]: Thank you. ^^
2008-03-05 [Sylvia Rote]: It's funny, seeing houses with SS at the top asking not to be invited to cybers, then the house name is something like Sexy_chick69. Anyways, I just wanted to know if soliciting sex through your house name was allowed. I haven't seen any yet, but I know you can't do so in you house body.
2008-03-05 [Hedda]: Well, the SS-comments about not cybering is from the time when Elftown was flooded with horny people, but that very seldom happens now, so those SS-comments should generally be taken away.
There is no rule against soliciting sex in your presentation, and we will not regulate people's usernames as people often have a special reason for it and it's impossible to judge if it's a good or bad thing.
2008-04-01 [Killopkie]: Also looking for wikipriv 99, if that would be alright. Thanks.
2008-04-01 [Calico Tiger]: Fixed
2008-04-02 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: Can someone please explain why the "jerks" are being unbanned? I'm not understanding this concept. And will we still be able to report?
2008-04-02 [LadyMoon]: Please look at the date ;)
2008-04-02 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: April Fools!? Please tell me it was an April Fools joke!! It is so not amusing!! XD
2008-04-03 [Isilando]: Of course it is not
2008-04-05 [curator angelus]: i am having trouble openning my guest book, it gives me something called a 500 internel error
2008-04-05 [Hedda]: There was a database-probl
2008-04-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Why did it take me until the fourth to notice this year's April Fool's prank...? ...and it's extremely unbelievable..
2008-04-05 [Teufelsweib]: 't was better than last year's! =D
2008-04-05 [Hedda]: I had a great joke, but the crew picked another one!
2008-04-05 [Jitter]: Oh well, next year :P
2008-04-05 [Linderel]: Vorkje, I'm almost insulted :P
2008-04-05 [Teufelsweib]: almost? :p
just giving positive feedback XD
2008-04-05 [Jitter]: What was last year's one..? ^^; I was too busy preparing my wedding back then :o
2008-04-05 [Linderel]: If it was anyone but you saying it, I would be. But you're forgiven. :P
Jitter, there wasn't an actual April Fool's last year, so I took the initiative and did one for DP.
2008-04-05 [Teufelsweib]: I forgot about that one, in the DP! XD sorry :P
2008-04-05 [Linderel]: ;P
2008-04-06 [Jitter]: Yeah but what it was about? :P I knew it was something about the DP but I'd like to know more :P Oh well, better take this to messages ;)
2008-04-30 [Ultiem]: i got a question. if i take a picture of something say a cat for example and add some words to it could i post it?
2008-04-30 [de Morte]: If it is your picture, there shouldn't be a reason not to.
2008-04-30 [Ultiem]: ok now another question. why is it that my room mate does the exact same thing then the image gets removed?
2008-04-30 [Calico Tiger]: Perhaps if you let us know your room mate's house name, one of us can look into it and tell you why :) Without anything other than a possible scenario and no facts (as in the reports in the house that let's us see exactly what was removed and why), you can't get a full answer to that
2008-04-30 [Calico Tiger]: Because all of the images are from <URL:http:/
Every single one of those images are credited to and captioned by someone different.
They were all stolen images. Stolen being the term in this case as you are claiming that she says she's the owner when it's very apparently clear she is not.
Any further questions?
2008-04-30 [Ultiem]: The ones that Have the URL on the images are not the ones she is claiming.
2008-04-30 [Calico Tiger]: And the guard in question also already told her that if they are her cats, she should easily be able to provide photo proof (which is not hard to do, and is a rather reasonable request considering each of those images can be found at lolcatz) and that any that are hers are allowed to be put back up. I have checked the messages between the two.
2008-04-30 [Ultiem]: He has said no such thing to my knowlege, and she is refusing to come back on this site due to several factors. Also Kinda hard for her to give proof since she no longer lives with said cats. Those cats are now back on Ohio, were as she is here with me in Texas.
2008-04-30 [Mortified Penguin]: I would be concerned about that website stealing pictures of my cats, if I were her...
2008-04-30 [Calico Tiger]: The guard has said such thing. I can read messages and have done so. If your room mate has chosen to not bother reading the messages, that's hardly the guard's fault :) And I have to completely agree with the guard on their assessment of requesting a proof photo. It's not like they're images from some unknown or untrafficked site. They're popular photos from a popular site. Yes, it's unfortunate if they are her images and can't post them because of this, but again, proof photos can clear that up. Yes, I saw that you stated she doesn't even have the cats anymore. And that makes the case even harder for her to proove her ownership of said images.
Perhaps when she cools down the two of you will see we're not being unreasonable. The guards are not on a power trip, we're not abusing powers, and we're not delete-crazy. This case shows all evidence to the images not belonging to the member and the member cannot give evidence to the contrary :-/
As soon as evidence is given, any images that belongs to her can be put back up.
2008-05-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Be sure to tell me if someone else becomes a guard...
2008-05-02 [sequeena_rae]: Penguin, you watch this page, you'll know if someone else becomes a guard :P
2008-05-02 [Mortified Penguin]: No, I won't, as I pay no attention to the updates you people make.
2008-05-02 [Sunrose]: Too bad :)
2008-05-03 [sequeena_rae]: Then nobody will tell you :)
2008-05-06 [Calico Tiger]: It's been taken care of :)
2008-05-06 [Sylvia Rote]: Thanks; don't want some parent complaining to us 'cause their kids saw some guys junk.
2008-05-06 [Calico Tiger]: There's nothing wrong with a penis :) And there's no rules against it here. However, this particular image definitely did not count as artistic nudity. Just a gratuitous penis picture, hehe :D I could personally care less what some parent thinks about what their kids see here ;)
2008-05-06 [Sylvia Rote]: ~waves it off~ It could have been artistic, yes, but even if wanted that particular photo up, I think a wiki would be better. A winky wiki... ~giggles madly~
2008-05-18 [lacy_azlin]: Excuse me. Me and a friend have been working on a page, and it would be easier (since I've been doing frequent illustrations for the page) if I could have the ability to 'upload wiki privs', (which is what she asked me to ask for) Currently been loading them into separate little pages and that hardly seems right (and such a waist). Especially since the only place they will be seen really is the linked to the other page.
Anyway, yeah, it would be helpful. Thank you.
2008-05-18 [lacy_azlin]: thank you! wasn't expecting so prompt a response!
2008-06-05 [ade86]: Hello, I was directed here by a friend of mine... I am new here and we have a wiki page RP in progress and since we will be submitting illustrations as well she directed me here to inquire of the ability to upload wiki privs... If I could be granted this, it would be quite helpful and most appreciated... Thank you for your time...
2008-07-17 [DSA]: I was directed here by [de Morte] and [Chimes] to inquire about the priv 99. I have started a wiki page of my altered artwork and I will be constantly updating it with more photos. If someone could help me out it would be gratefully appreciated.
2008-07-20 [Maeve104]: Hello! I was wondering...co
2008-07-24 [Tingis]: Helloo, excuse me, could I get priv 94, to put mp3's of my singing into a wiki please?
2008-07-25 [sequeena_rae]: All done :)
2008-07-25 [Tingis]: for me too?.. cause I don't see any difference.. =333
2008-07-25 [Tingis]: Yes I do, sorry :3
2008-08-01 [Angelic nightmares]: Do I still have priv 99? cause when I went to upload some pictures to a wiki, I couldn't find the option.
2008-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: Yes you do, the upload a file option is now on the right hand side of the page :)
2008-08-01 [Tarkis Nethermoon]: I demand an appeal.
[X name] (My old account) was banned many moons ago (Two years?)for threatening the life of a guard's dog, or something. I'm partial to the name. I would like it back.
2008-08-01 [Angelic nightmares]: Thanks Squee. I must have over looked it. Still getting used to the new layout. :P
2008-08-02 [Hedda]: [Tarkis Nethermoon]: Maybe it's just a mistake with the langauge, but you're not in a position to "demand" anything. "Tarkis Nethermoon" was banned because you ignore the rules and refuse to follow them. We can ban your other accounts too for causing us problems.
But I gave [X name] a new name so that you can use that name anyway.
2008-08-02 [Tarkis Nethermoon]: Oh. Thanks.
Yeah, I know I hold the low ground. That's why it's funny to me if I demand things, because I really couldn't expect to get them. I didn't expect even that. Much obliged.
2008-08-05 [ririmu_chan]: I want to enter another member’s art contest however I am unable to upload the art I did for it, so I was hoping I could get a Priv 99 so I can upload it. Would that be possible?
2008-08-05 [Yuriona]: I don't think that should be a problem. :)
2008-08-05 [Hedda]: [ririmu_chan]: You just got your privs, but it's possible for anyone to upload huge images by using the "Upload a folder of images" button in your house. It's a little bit more work to get the URL to the image though and it becomes a little longer name (But you can change the name by writing what it is in "()" behind the img-tag).
2008-08-05 [ririmu_chan]: wow! that was fast! Thank you Hedda! You rock! and thank you for letting me know the other way of doing it too! Happiness! yeay Guards!
2008-08-06 [Yuriona]: Yes, I delivered the privs and you're welcome. I forgot to notify you. Oopsie...
2008-08-06 [ririmu_chan]: oh, ok well Thank You Too Yuri San!
2008-09-12 [lacy_azlin]: Hello, I've a minor problem. Mostly with the notification e-mails. The order of the links makes it too easy to accidentally hit the 'stop sending notice' e-mails. (it should be at the bottom of the message, not the link I want to come here at the bottom) I wanted to put in a complaint about that...
And ask where can I get back my notices?
2008-09-13 [lacy_azlin]: thank you :)
2008-09-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Is the only way to upload a full folder of files, through our house? Or is there a better way?
2008-09-14 [Mortified Penguin]: A full folder, yes. You can upload single files through wikis though...
2008-09-25 [Sad Lonely Angel]: I was wondering if a person may request a secret service message on a house page? Say llike they passed away and you wanted something put up in their memory?
2008-09-25 [SilverFire]: We don't put up notes like that about deceased members because of problems with people faking their own death, and such.
2008-09-25 [Sad Lonely Angel]: -nods- i see...okie dokie. i was just wondering i came across an old friend on here that died a few years back and was just curious. Thank you.
2008-10-05 [Thunder Cid]: If you block a person does that also block them from all of your wikis that you have created?
2008-10-05 [SilverFire]: Nope. But if they're harassing you on wikis you can report them for that. :)
2008-10-05 [Thunder Cid]: Ah thank you.
2008-10-06 [Sad Lonely Angel]: dont you have to tell them that they cant talk in there before that though? like make it all publicly seen and such?
2008-10-06 [SilverFire]: It is best if you give them a warning that you don't want them there first, yes. :) They might actually leave of their own accord, and we won't have to get involved.
2008-10-06 [Jitter]: or password protect your wiki :)
2008-10-08 [Sylvia Rote]: How do I get privies for my wiki?
2008-10-10 [Dragon Wolf]: I was wondering if I could possibly get a message put on my little brothers page concerning his current health situation. he is in a hospital in toledo, ohio. He had a diabetic crash tuesday..early afternoon and was life flighted to the hospital. his current status is still unknown to me, but when i get an update i will let you all know. his SN here is [Cyris The Virus]. so if you could pretty pretty please do this for me i would be forever greatful.
2008-10-10 [Yuriona]: I can put a note in his description about that if you would like but that's about it.
2008-10-11 [Dragon Wolf]: its doesnt matter. thank you though. i got to talk to him this morning and it was a feeble attempt from my parents to try and get me to visit thinking id be dumb enough to take my son with me.... its a personal vendetta they got really....than
2008-10-11 [Yuriona]: You're welcome.
2008-10-18 [Dragon Wolf]: curious question...for the wiki's is there a way that i can upload like a bunch of pics at once instead of one at a time?
2008-10-18 [Dragon Wolf]: -smiles- thank you
2008-10-20 [lacy_azlin]: Question..
How does one turn off the comments received on a wiki (like this one)?
2008-10-20 [Jitter]: There's a button at the bottom of your page that says "Don't show comments"
2008-10-21 [Thunder Cid]: If there is an active guard on right now may I request that [Kitailec] be blocked from the wiki cids rants about things that suck on the grounds that there has been a series of harassment on me from her and an accomplice.
2008-10-21 [SilverFire]: Tell her yourself that she is banned from your wiki and that you do not want her there, and if she ignores you then write a a report on her house.
2008-10-21 [Thunder Cid]: Okay thank you.
2008-10-21 [lacy_azlin]: Ok. Cause I can honestly say that I've not commented on alot of pages at all because I didn't want to have the long line of spam on the side with everyone else's conversations.
2008-11-25 [Calico Tiger]: Non-official badges do not go in the official badge slot. You can keep it in your profile instead ;)
2008-11-25 [SilverFire]: Then you should report them, they shouldn't be there.
2008-11-25 [Hedda]: [Mortified Penguin]: Download Gimp and you can make it transparent. Don't ask me how though... I personally use a program I've written myself, but it's way too complicated to share that because it's hard to install and use.
I guess I should make an Elftown function that does it though.
2008-11-25 [Teufelsweib]: people indeed used to put non-official badges in their slots, but that isn't allowed for quite a while already :3
2008-12-18 [Dragon Wolf]: ummm i know guards are suppose to see privs, and im no guard so why can i see my privs?
2008-12-18 [SilverFire]: You can see your own privs, but not other peoples'. There's not much point in hiding your own priv level from you. :P
2009-01-04 [Dragon Wolf]: Oh wow. I guess I just need to get on more. Before I couldnt see them. Thank you.
2009-01-05 [Flisky]: If I'm posting art with artistic nudity, should I get a warning first?
2009-01-05 [Calico Tiger]: You are not required to have one, no :) It's there for convenience sake. We generally put those up on people who we constantly get reports about to let people know that the member is not breaking the rules. Or if you're getting harassed via messages from people telling you you're breaking the rules, that lets them know you are not (in that particular way, anyhow). If you would like one up, we can definitely put one up. But, again, you are not required to have one if you do not wish to have one :D
2009-01-05 [Jitter]: I removed mine cause it made my house ugly and also because I usually send those people to read the rules :P
2009-01-06 [Flisky]: Well, a willing model is hard to find. Heehee.
2009-01-06 [Sagacious Turkey]: Who changed my password to 'sura' while I was banned for the last few years?!
2009-03-22 [Mortified Penguin]: So Sequeeny is retired, huh? ...looks like you guys need a new guard to fill her place. And, well... I'm pretty good at filling places... ladies. Seriously though... pick me! ...*eats ramen*...
2009-03-22 [sequeena_rae]: Somehow I doubt it :P
2009-03-22 [Mortified Penguin]: You just have to believe... and sometimes make deals with Satan...
2009-03-23 [Kyrinn]: Satan was already booked up, Mort, you should know that by now. :P
2009-04-14 [wicked fae mage]: Is this the page I petition for an artistic nudity banner?
2009-04-14 [Jitter]: Yep
2009-04-14 [nehirwen]: Fixed.
2009-06-10 [Hedda]: Eh... Should that "part time" after [Calico Tiger] be about her, or is it a heading for the rest of the list? It looks like the later now. Please put it after the name on the same line, if it's for her or as a real heading otherwise.
2009-06-10 [Sunrose]: It's a heading :P
2009-06-11 [Calico Tiger]: I'm going to add a space after that part time thing so that it looks like a proper header and not people thinking I'm an r-tard for at least that reason x)
2009-06-11 [Calico Tiger]: There, that should make things more clear
2009-07-24 [Sagacious Turkey]: There aren't many guards these days...
2009-07-25 [Hedda]: There is very little trouble.
2009-07-25 [Nioniel]: I'd like to petition for an artistic nudity banner as well.
2009-08-04 [Sunrose]: Deleted a nr of random comments.
2009-08-05 [Imperator]: "nr"?
2009-08-05 [Chimes]: Number.
2009-08-08 [hanhepi]: stupid question: if a person has a picture of an illegal substance (or illegal for the area they say they are in), such as a bowl full of marijuana, should that be reported?
2009-08-08 [Yuriona]: I guess my first question would be 'did they take the picture?'. If it is their picture, I don't think it should be reported even if it is of a substance that is illegal in their area and potentially offensive to other members here. That's just my opinion though.
2009-08-08 [hanhepi]: yeah, looks like they took the picture. (and omg, its a really pretty bowl! the bud appears to be of average quality... no, no i'm not a conisure at all...).
that's kind of what i was thinking, since there's nothing in the uar about it... its not violence or underage nudity.
2009-08-09 [Calico Tiger]: It's as Yuri said :) Now, I'd like to point out to anyone who is reading this how stupid it is for you to put up a photo that you took of some illegal substances (or of you or your friends using it) and post it in your house. Your house is not private. Anyone can see it. And you just posted evidence against yourself :P So no, there is no rules against it. But personally, I recommend to people not to post those images unless it's legal where you're from just so you don't get yourself in trouble from outside sources. We'd rather keep you people here and not grounded or in prison where you can't visit us ;)
2009-08-10 [hanhepi]: ok, good to know. :)
and yeah, i mean, it is kind of dumb to take photos of anything that could be used against you in court...but then to post them on the internet...
2009-08-10 [Kyrinn]: Amen to that. I just love those police video shows where they show video footage of people recording themselves being stupid, and then they say at the end "this recording helped convict them of *insert crime here*." XD
2009-11-09 [SilverFire]: un-export the wiki.
2009-11-13 [Hedda]: Eh, no! It's enough to disable the not logged in comments.
I re-exported the wiki with disabled comments.
2009-12-16 [ms.mortuary]: If someone has pictures of me on their profile and I want them to take it off,and they refuse to. How would I go about getting that resolved?
2009-12-16 [Kaimee]: You would click the "Send Report to Guards" button at the top of that person's house, and give us as many details as possible there, preferably also including links to your images where you have them uploaded, that way we can check who uploaded them first :)
2010-04-06 [zim_1]: your rules about no outside text are complete bullshit Im quiting this damn site
2010-04-06 [sequeena_rae]: Ok, bye :P
2010-04-14 [Jitter]: So long!
2010-04-14 [Mortified Penguin]: That's what she said!
2010-04-14 [wicked fae mage]: For the rules on outside text...if I remember we're allowed short quotes no more than four lines, no copyright infringement and quizzes with no more than fifty questions. Doesn't seem too hard to follow to me.
2010-08-17 [Mortified Penguin]: I am ready to accept my guard badge and privs now. Feel free to grant them to me at any time.
2010-08-17 [Dragon Wolf]: O.o wow.... pushy arent we?
2010-08-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, you kind of have to be with these people. I keep having to remind them that they owe me badges and privs, but they seem to keep forgetting them.
2010-08-17 [Dragon Wolf]: then why not go above them and straight to [Hedda]? but i wouldnt suggest being so pushy with him. just send a pleasant message to him asking for them ^_^ top dog he may be, but he not so difficult to deal with
2010-08-17 [Kaimee]: I'm reasonably sure [Mortified Penguin] already has asked [Hedda] directly, and you still don't see a pair of smoking shoes and ashy remains ;)
Nevertheless, unless you have serious questions for the guards, best to gossip elsewhere...
2010-08-17 [Calico Tiger]: Also of note, [Hedda] is a guard as well and is listed as such on here. So going over the guards' (as a whole, although individuals certainly can be) heads doesn't really happen x)
2010-09-08 [Calico Tiger]: I'm thinking [iippo] needs to be added to retired until she gets back. She can be put back on active at that time. But as far as I know, she's currently not even part time as that would involve logging in, hehe :D
Yes yes, I could do it myself :P But I've lost track of the multitude of pages that need to be kept updated x_x
2010-09-08 [SilverFire]: I thought about it, and then thought 'eh, we've left her active for the last year, she'll be back in six months, why bother now?' <_< *incredibly lazy* This page, council, veterans, council portrait gallery would all need to be fixed.
2010-09-08 [Calico Tiger]: The point is that the active list is for people to know who they can go to to get an answer to a problem within at least a day or two (or even 5) ;) Not months, hehe
2010-09-08 [SilverFire]: can I just put 'inactive' in brackets next to her name? <_< If not it'll have to wait a few days until I have time to take care of all the various pages that'd need to be fix0red.
2010-09-09 [Mortified Penguin]: I'll do it. Just give me the proper privs and badges.
2010-09-09 [Kaimee]: You're more entertaining this way, why would anyone change that? If we gave you responsibiliti
2010-10-07 [Fearathress]: How long does it normaly take for a report to be read? X_X Sorry I am a bit on the antzy side.
2010-10-07 [Kaimee]: Reports are read quickly, and yours has been. Please be patient while we assess this :)
2010-10-07 [Fearathress]: Alright thank you. Again I appologize.
2011-03-09 [Mortified Penguin]: I suspect that's more of an issue for Elfpack's guards, since they're a completely different group of people.
2011-03-09 [Calico Tiger]: Complain on Elfpack. We do not deal with their problems. Have a nice day :)
2011-03-09 [Ihsahn]: lol.
2011-03-09 [Kyrinn]: Elfpack huh? Aint been there in nearly four years.
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: I both want and don't want to put my two cents in here... xD
I guess that simultaneously means you can't complain on elfpack, and also that your fiancé managed to get your email address banned from elfpack. Go fiancé, sounds like a real swell guy!
Basically, you should not let someone else use your email address to sign up.
You now cannot complain on Elfpack, and since it is a different site from Elftown, you cannot complain to us here and expect us to do anything about it, because it has nothing to do with us.
I advise letting your fiancé deal with his own problems, and getting him to use his own email address in future.
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Wow, you're a real swell person too!
Thanks so much for helping your fiancé break the rules on another site, but not only does that really not change anything here (since the guards of this website do not make decisions for the guards of that website), but even if we could help you, you've just admitted to breaking the rules too.
If a person is banned, it is for a reason. Joining under another email address does not negate that reason, it simply gets the new email address banned too.
We cannot help you.
EDIT: In case I'm not being clear enough, even if the members are on both sites, that does not mean you can bring your complaint here. This guards page has nothing to do with the decisions made there.
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Yes, presumably because he was banned. That's what being banned means.
It means you cannot use the website anymore. You aren't allowed to, no matter what email address you sign up with.
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Well, that's their decision then, we have nothing to do with it, as I and others have already told you here :)
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: ...God? Oh, of course, you mean the Intergalactic Bureau of Online Cyber Interactions?
I guess you could bring this case to their attention, but they probably wouldn't shut Elfpack down, it's their favourite hangout spot. Those IBOCI guys just love that place *sigh*
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: I don't think you can go higher than IBOCI, they own the Internet. In fact, I'm pretty sure they invented it.
Of course, you could always boycott the internet, just to show them that you're for serious?
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Oh my goodness! Oh no! Didn't you know that was the site the Bureau use to decide who to ban from the whole entire internet?! I thought everyone knew that!
Anyone who posts anything on there will be banned, as soon as they get to you in their list! And even worse, any site that gets a bad review on there gets sent this amazing gift basket, and given the Mighty Mouse(Click) Award. That's the exact opposite of what you want!!
Oh my, maybe it's not too late and you can take it down before they see you, and ban you from the entire internet?
... Ok for reals, you cannot be serious can you?
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Ok then, but it was really nice to meet you before you got banned from the entire internet. We sure will miss you :(
Also wait, I'm confused, didn't you see the bits where I said that decisions made on Elftown have nothing to do with decisions made on Elfpack? That's really prejudice against Elves. I thought I was being real nice and helpful, and here you are telling the world you hate us? That's like, so mean.
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: But I didn't do anything to him, so why be mean to me when I've been so nice to you?
As for your fiance, perhaps if you write a nice report on his house (here, not on Elfpack, we have nothing to do with those jerks :P) explaining the situation, it will be assessed when the guards get to it.
But you better do it soon before the Bureau bans you from the internet, because then neither of you could get on here D:
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: I apologise to every single other person reading this xD
2011-03-10 [SilverFire]: If your fiancé wants another chance on this website then you need to tell us who he is. We're not psychic. ;) In future, please be more direct in your request - you made ten comments before even telling us about his account on Elftown - we shouldn't have to dig to find out what it is you want us to do!
And maybe you should give us a chance to do something about it before going on about how you're going to tell everyone how awful we are. :)
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Ok cool, do you have some sort of 'in' with the Intergalactic Bureau? 'Cause I'm pretty sure they don't have Human Rights on the Internet.
But please go ahead and make that report. I better stop talking to you now in case the Bureau decide to ban me too. Good luck with life without the internet! I'm sure it'll be real wholesome :)
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: Uh, but www.robtex.com has nothing to do with policing the Internet, why would you complain to them?
They're just some dudes who make software, they're going to be so confused by your email. They'll be like "Dudes... does this chick think we're the Intergalactic Bureau or something?!"
P.S. Complaining about us before we have had a chance to deal with your report is pretty mean. You hurt my feelings. I was going to go read your report but now I feel too sad :(
2011-03-10 [Kaimee]: No way, you just reported my mother, that's so mean!