2015-03-13 [Pius XIII]: I nominate [Pius XIII].
Not that Featured Member is even worth it anymore (or any other official Elftown page, for that matter). Especially now that Mort will be replacing all of Elftown's old, useless official pages with wikis of his own that will be more official than ever before! Want to see more art? Want more pictures? Contests? Roleplaying? Well, trust Mort! Over the next year, he'll be replacing all of Elftown with a cheap version of his own (that will be more successful and have more viewers than the originals, because he employs more effective advertising techniques). In summation, eat shit and die, I interviewed myself: Morterview.
2015-03-22 [Stephen]: I wonder what you would do, were you ever selected. :P
2015-03-24 [Pius XIII]: Probably politely decline. I've always been kinda shy. :/
2015-03-25 [Stephen]: Shy.
That's a great word for you. Hah. =P
2015-03-25 [Nuktae-tal]: Ahahaha shy... no.
2015-03-26 [Pius XIII]:
2015-03-26 [Nuktae-tal]: Blasphemy! but it is a cute little image!
2015-03-27 [Pius XIII]:
2015-04-08 [Nuktae-tal]: Woof!
2015-09-20 [Pius XIII]: Can we get a new member-of-the-
2015-09-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: I dunno, I've heard bad things about that guy.
2015-09-23 [Nuktae-tal]: yeah the featured member doesn't seem to happen... very much.
2016-04-07 [Nuktae-tal]: So when does the featured member change? It's been like months now hasn't it?
2016-04-07 [Pius XIII]: Let's see...
Yes. 20 months.
2016-04-07 [Nuktae-tal]: that's a really really long time....
2016-05-17 [Nuktae-tal]: I just want someone... I hate to see Elftown go stale again.