Dramatis JunkiesBeing a List of the Right Honourable (and Simply Dastardly) Inhabitants of the <forum:Junk>.
[Viking] - Mad Mastermind
[hanhepi] - Resident Perv, Matchmaker and Drug Expert
[Sunrose] - Forumnatrix, The Original Ketchup
[ally] - The Sweet and Innocent One and Most Adorable One
[Avaz] - Smut God, Dungeon Master
[Teufelsweib] - Forum Fatty Who Doesn't Want to Be a Part of It Anymore
|[Triola] - Official Illustrator and the Silly One with a Knack for Being Difficult|
|[nehirwen] - The Mysterious One with the Pink Sunglasses and Savior of Junk|
|[Linderel] - Necroposter|
|[SilverFire] - Lurking Fascist, Forum Sloth|
|[Mortified Penguin] - Shill for Bob's Diner|
|[All_Most PUNK] - Epitome of Junk|
|[Easterling] - The Good Girl|
|[Chimes] - Wildcard|
|[iippo] - The impartial Forumjudge and Necroposter Extraordinaire|
|[Flisky] - Queen of Nerds|
2012-05-15 [Avaz]: I am, but I decided to shut down my FB account by the end of the week. That's why I didn't mention it.
But sure, you can track down an old photo of me. But better hurry, time is running out~! :D
2012-05-24 [ally]: Too late I guess...
Besides I forgot my FB password again.
2012-05-24 [iippo]: Ally, are we friends on Facebook? Because I think there is a person who is friends with me (or either on one of those "people you might know" lists) that I think might be you but there is no way to know for sure. o.O
2012-05-24 [Avaz]: Eh, for what it's worth I didn't delete my FB account yet. I likely won't still for a time.
2012-05-24 [Viking]: Scaredy cat!
2012-05-24 [Avaz]: Not because I was afraid to do it; I haven't had time to. Given how my schedule looks, I doubt I will soon. >_>
2012-05-24 [Viking]: It takes 30 seconds =P
2012-05-24 [Avaz]: I know. It was a weak excuse. Truth is, I just don't feel like doing it yet.
2012-05-27 [ally]: [iippo] I have two FB accounts. One of them is friends with you and has a fake name because back then I didn't trust Facebook and just wanted to keep in touch with ET'ers who left ET (and then came back).
The other one I made for group projects and has my real name (but apparently I don't show up in the search engine so it's useless -_- Now I just have a bunch of co-workers on it and a few friends)
2012-05-28 [iippo]: Okay. That's one way to make it confusing :P
I just searched for your real name and found you! And yay, I can spell your last name from memory, woot woot!
Weird, apparently I have friend-request
2012-05-28 [Viking]: Heh. I think I was friends with both of them.
2012-05-28 [ally]: I am confusing :p
2012-05-28 [ally]: I should look up my password...
2012-05-28 [iippo]: Ally likes Viking more than she likes iippo.
2012-06-01 [ally]: Nah, he's a liar. I looked it up.
2012-06-01 [Avaz]: If Google says so, it must be true.
2012-06-08 [ally]: Google doesn't say so...
2012-06-08 [Avaz]: Bing? Yahoo?
2012-06-13 [ally]: I actually don't know what you're talking about...
2012-06-14 [Avaz]: Nevermind. But hey, now you have a picture of me (finally).
2012-06-14 [iippo]: And you look nothing like it.
2012-06-14 [Avaz]: Sorry to disappoint. >_>
2012-06-15 [iippo]: Yeah.
2012-06-15 [ally]: Where's the picture?
2012-06-15 [iippo]: In featured member.
2012-06-15 [ally]: Ah okeys....
2012-06-15 [iippo]: You sawed it?
2012-06-15 [Avaz]: Out of curiosity, iippo, what did you expect me to look like? :P
2012-06-20 [ally]: I sawed it :)
2012-07-13 [All_Most PUNK]: Yeah, I always thought he was made out of sand.
2012-07-13 [Avaz]: Oh, you mean like this?
2012-07-13 [All_Most PUNK]: Kinda... Are you a Ken doll?
2012-07-13 [Avaz]: Only in the sense that I have articulated limbs. Nothing else really.
2012-12-15 [Flisky]: Yes! I have an official title! XD
2012-12-16 [Viking]: Now you need an official portrait.
2012-12-17 [Avaz]: Congrats, Flisk! :D
Hey, speaking of portraits, now that I was a Featured Member, does that mean my portrait will change?
2012-12-17 [iippo]: Ally is the portraitist, I think?
2012-12-17 [Triola]: Triola doesn't have her tablet with her home for Christmas :( although a sucky drawn with a laptop touchpad image is always an option. If nothing else as a place holder. I shall look into it!
2012-12-17 [Viking]: Yay!
2012-12-17 [Avaz]: Sucky laptop touchpad images are excellent placeholders! :)
2012-12-17 [Avaz]: Ooh, do I get mine next? ^^;
2012-12-17 [Triola]: Yep! I just made you look randomly Middle Eastern <.<
2012-12-17 [Avaz]: *le shock*
2012-12-17 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm still waiting on mine. :(
2012-12-17 [Avaz]: *applauds the background choice* Well done on that, Triola. XD
edit: for mine, I mean.
2012-12-17 [Triola]: Haha, you're welcome :P
2012-12-17 [Mortified Penguin]: *sobs seductively in the corner*
2012-12-17 [Teufelsweib]: that's pretty hot
2012-12-17 [Flisky]: OH MA GHOD! TARDIS BOW! *wants one now*
2012-12-18 [Triola]: I KNOW, RIGHT? :D :D :D Buy all the Tardis things!
2012-12-18 [Flisky]: It could have easily been a fez. Fezzes are cool.
2012-12-18 [Avaz]: Not everyone can pull off a fez. D'you know if you can?
2012-12-18 [Flisky]: I can, actually. They look awesome on me. XD (Or I look awesome in them...either way.)
2012-12-29 [kians mummy]: Why is this page editable by not logged in users?
2012-12-29 [Mortified Penguin]: Why are you editing it while not logged in?
2012-12-29 [SilverFire]: More importantly: why the feck can no one spell 'genius'??
2012-12-29 [Sunrose]: I thought he was a DJ..
2012-12-29 [Triola]: No no, he's one of us.
2012-12-30 [Sunrose]: Haha :D
2012-12-30 [Viking]: Gabba gabba, one of us?
2012-12-30 [Triola]: No, a stranger on the bus.
2013-01-14 [Linderel]: I WANT THAT TARDIS BOW. 'Cept that bows don't really suit me. I look silly. :( Now, a TARDIS tophat, on the other hand...
2013-01-14 [Triola]: I just looked at Flisky's image again, and I realise I called it DJ_Flisky. I did not think about this when I did it, DJ clearly stands for Dramatis Junkies and not disc jockey, but looking at it now it still makes me giggle and want to boogie.
2013-01-14 [Flisky]: I am resisting the urge to spout off lyrics to Ice, Ice, Baby...
2013-01-14 [Avaz]: Do it. DOOO EEEET!
2013-01-14 [Flisky]: Love it or leave it, you better gain way, you better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play. If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
What...of course I don't have that song on my go to music lists. <_<
2013-01-14 [Avaz]: For that specific verse, I always misheard the lyric as "You better gain weight." I was always confused why that line was so out of place, it didn't make sense to my young mind. ^_~
2013-01-14 [hanhepi]: The "wax a chump like a candle" line always blew my mind. Who the fuck waxes candles? I mean, I've waxed cars, I've waxed floors, I've waxed boats, I've waxed furniture, and today I'm going to wax a fiberglass shower, but I've only ever lit, washed, and dusted candles.
2013-01-14 [Avaz]: Maybe "making something out of wax" is "waxing" ?
2013-01-14 [hanhepi]: Maybe.
2013-02-08 [Avaz]: Nice change to title. XD
2013-02-09 [Triola]: <.< It doesn't sound very nice >.>
2013-02-09 [Viking]: =( I thought you'd like it.
2013-02-09 [Triola]: Well, I do like being difficult, but seeing it put so bluntly just makes me seem like a not very nice person :P
2013-02-09 [Viking]: XD
2013-02-09 [Triola]: But it's fairly accurate, so I'll let it stand :P
2013-02-09 [Viking]: Okay ^__^
2013-02-09 [Triola]: Letting it stand was my "I'm sorry, I was clearly being difficult again (I don't always mean to, it comes instinctively!
2013-02-09 [Viking]: That makes it even better =D
2013-02-15 [All_Most PUNK]: Han, what you wax is the wick. The commercial candles come with the wick pre-waxed, so you don't do it.
2013-02-16 [hanhepi]: Aha! Well that clears that up.
2013-02-16 [kians mummy]: I seen a £75 pound (UK) Candle today, it's like a bendy rectangular bowl with lots of wax and strips of wicks in. :)
2013-02-16 [hanhepi]: That's an expensive candle!
2013-02-16 [kians mummy]: Hell yeah, that's what I thought, it's like a foot long though. :)
2013-02-16 [kians mummy]: Please come like this page http://www.fac
2013-02-16 [Viking]: Hey, quit spamming!
2013-02-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Okay. :(
2013-05-31 [Teufelsweib]: hey, why am I not on here >:C
2013-05-31 [Viking]: Because we've been lazy about adding people.
2013-05-31 [Teufelsweib]: and posting
2013-05-31 [Avaz]: Also because we like to feel like an exclusive club because it boosts our self-importanc
2013-07-10 [Avaz]: Yay Nehi!
2013-07-10 [nehirwen]: Whee, to the rescue! xP
2013-07-11 [Avaz]: ^_^
2013-07-11 [nehirwen]: Also, Vorkje needs a portrait thingy!
2013-07-11 [Avaz]: I second this.
2013-07-11 [Teufelsweib]: you don't need this exclusive club anymore for your self-importanc
2013-07-11 [Avaz]: We still do, but you can be part of the exclusivity now, too. :F We'll teach you the secret handshake and all that good stuff! :D
2013-07-11 [Viking]: What's Vorkje's title?
2013-07-11 [Teufelsweib]: whoa, secret handshake! :O link me to the instruction video!
2013-07-11 [Teufelsweib]: I don't know about the title though. I did just eat a whole package of cinnamon biscuits so I kind of feel like the forum fatty.
2013-07-11 [Viking]: Forum Fatty it is! XD
2013-07-11 [Teufelsweib]: ...damn :P
2013-07-11 [Viking]: XD
2013-07-11 [Teufelsweib]: at least I had biscuits! :P
2013-07-11 [Viking]: Cinnamon ones!
2013-07-11 [Avaz]: Hahahah, yes!
2013-07-11 [Teufelsweib]: and a few coconuttery ones, I started the next box >_______>
2013-07-11 [nehirwen]: x) We have a Junk sammich too, if you still have munchies.
2013-07-11 [Viking]: That sammichwiki is an awful place >=P
2013-07-12 [nehirwen]: Almost everything is optional but the bacon. xD I rather have roast beef though. :p
2013-07-12 [Teufelsweib]: oh? ohohoh? tell me moar
2013-07-12 [Sunrose]: I ate cake!
2013-07-12 [Teufelsweib]: whoa, I should make that sometime :D
2013-10-16 [Teufelsweib]: that's meeeeeeeee if I had blonde hair :D
2013-10-16 [ally]: You only have so much colours in that app :/ This one was closest.
2013-10-17 [Teufelsweib]: it still looks nice already :D
2013-10-19 [ally]: Thanks, I should make a real one but I've become so lazy lately :/
2013-10-21 [Triola]: Should probably hiatus myself <.<
2013-10-23 [Flisky]: ...I'm kinda hiatus-ed as well. :/
2013-10-27 [nehirwen]: <_< >_>
2013-10-28 [Triola]: I has no computer :( it is le dead
2013-10-29 [Viking]: I think about half of this list should be hiatus-ed =(
2013-10-29 [Teufelsweib]: half is sill pretty optimistic..
2013-10-29 [Viking]: Yeah, I suppose it is...
2013-11-01 [Sunrose]: NO
2013-11-01 [Viking]: New Orleans?
2013-11-02 [Teufelsweib]: Hahaha cool portrait, thanks ally!:D
2013-11-03 [Mortified Penguin]: DAMN IT. I wanted to be the forum fatty...
2013-11-03 [Sunrose]: You're the forum roach..
2013-11-03 [Teufelsweib]: my BMI is much bigger than youuuurs..
2013-12-13 [Teufelsweib]: get me outta heeeere :c
2013-12-13 [Viking]: XD
2013-12-13 [nehirwen]: Spoilers!? :o
2014-08-05 [Avaz]: Hahahaha XD <3
2014-08-05 [Sunrose]: What? :P
2014-08-05 [Viking]: You've obviously been skipping posts or you'd know.
2014-08-05 [Sunrose]: No I check wikis before I check forums :P
2014-08-05 [Viking]: Blasphemy!
2014-08-05 [Mortified Penguin]: You disgust me!
2014-08-05 [Sunrose]: You are just jealous!!
2014-08-05 [Mortified Penguin]: So?
2014-08-06 [Sunrose]: *shrugs* it just means you actually love me..
2014-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, obviously, but you keep cheating on me with your husband, which I really don't appreciate.
2014-08-06 [Avaz]: Do you depreciate instead?
2014-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Only in value.
2014-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Here you go! I totes made my own pic, since someone forgot to make one of me:
2014-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, but is it as tiny and blurry as my pic?
2014-08-06 [Viking]: Of course not, but could be debigulated and blurred if desired.
2014-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmm, tempting, tempting...
2014-08-06 [Sunrose]: You keep cheating on me with your girlfriend!
2014-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, but I'm a guy. We're totally allowed to be unfaithful.
2014-08-06 [Sunrose]: Blablabla..
2014-08-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: Baby, you and me should hook up. I'll never cheat on you with my wife, believe me! She means nothing to me!
2014-08-28 [Sunrose]: Poor wife :O
2014-09-09 [Teufelsweib]: added eet
we could make this image the new badge of the junk forum, kind of sums it up :P
2014-09-09 [Viking]: I totally missed the "but french kissing ducks" subject in there XD
2014-09-09 [ally]: Sowwy :P
2014-09-09 [Avaz]: Hahaha, this is excellent XD
2014-09-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Hey, I have more to offer than just spamming Bob's Diner! But speaking of offers though, have you heard about Bob's Diner's new two-for-three deal?! That's TWO dollars for THREE acorns! THREE! That's nearly FOUR ACORNS! Come on down today and take advantage of this awesome deal! And in return, we'll be sure to take advantage of you too! In the alley, out back...
Just take a left past that morgue that was mysteriously broken into last week. And while you're there, don't forget to try our new Mystery Meat Salad! Now with 60% more mystery!
2014-09-09 [Avaz]: Also "Pigeoncrawlin
2014-09-21 [ally]: Slackers :P
2014-09-22 [Triola]: I'm amazed I didn't make it onto the slacker list :P
2014-09-22 [SilverFire]: Same <_<
2014-09-22 [Viking]: Yous barely had enough recent posts to stay in the Active section. Others may disagree with my assessment, though.
2014-09-22 [Flisky]: ...I don't know if I've posted anything in like a month. :/
But my computer blew up, so I blame that.
2014-09-22 [Viking]: Ah, [Flisky], you're right. Your last junkpost was 32 days ago, so you're getting moved to 'slacker'. [Triola] and [SilverFire] have posts within the last 3 weeks, so I'll keep you as 'active'. For now.
2014-09-22 [Flisky]: I like the threat of 'for now'.
Yeah, my computer imploded on itself and using a tablet for forum surfing isn't as fun as it sounds.
2014-09-22 [Viking]: I use a tablet for that all the time. It works well for me.
2014-09-22 [Avaz]: There should be a third designation, "Active" with quotation marks. This would be applied to people who aren't actually active, but aren't quite slacking, either. :P
2014-09-22 [Viking]: Not a bad idea. Feel free do update the page =)
2014-09-22 [nehirwen]: I'm so in the "active" category. :p
2014-09-22 [Avaz]: I hope my changes meet with yous' approval.
2014-09-22 [ally]: Haha, awesome!
2014-09-22 [ally]: We should also do a dramatis frenchies :P
2014-09-22 [Avaz]: Not a bad idea. Make it!
2014-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Hooray, I helped!
2014-09-22 [Sunrose]: What's "handome"? :P
2014-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: I have no idea what you people are talking about!
2014-09-22 [Sunrose]: amg editing wikis like it's no big deal
2014-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: You're clearly confused; I don't think I've ever edited a wiki before in my life.
2014-09-22 [Sunrose]: I'm confused why you keep saying I suck, Bob's Diner never looked better since I got involved! And now you're bringing your deeply disturbing comments over here ;_;
2014-09-22 [Sunrose]: Blasphemy!
2014-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Smutgoddamnit! I've never been the slightest bit blasphemous either! These accusations don't even sound like things I would ever do!
2014-09-22 [Sunrose]: Does he even exist?
2014-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: From time to time.
2014-09-22 [Sunrose]: But he isn't talking to me, that asshole. After everything I've done for him.