Number of voters: 260
Voting only open to members of private forum number -2493
Number of votes: 137 (53%)
b) [Sagacious Turkey]
Number of votes: 32 (12%)
c) Mort again!
Number of votes: 27 (10%)
Number of votes: 9 (3%)
e) [Hedda] *cough* loser *cough*
Number of votes: 36 (14%)
f) [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
g) [Mortified Penguin]
Number of votes: 13 (5%)
h) [~Crimson Angel~]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
26.6 cpd/9709 cpy
18.6 cpd/6789 cpy
15.2 cpd/5548 cpy
15.3 cpd/5580 cpy
14.6 cpd/5333 cpy
13.5 cpd/4924 cpy
13.6 cpd/4972 cpy
12.5 cpd/4563 cpy
11.4 cpd/4165 cpy
10.5 cpd/3824 cpy
09.6 cpd/3512 cpy
08.9 cpd/3237 cpy
08.3 cpd/3017 cpy
2017-10-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Except maybe McDonald's. Have you heard about their new buttermilk chicken tenders? With the power of milk and butter combined, chicken has never tasted so edible! Now with 15% less woody fibers and chicken bones! I'm lovin' it!
*quietly takes a large roll of cash from a grotesque, shadowy, hooded clown figure*
*after getting paid by Misty's whore mother he's pimping out, Mort then accepts a bribe from a McDonald's spokesperson*
2017-10-20 [Nuktae-tal]: *smiles obliquely*
2017-10-20 [Yuriona]: I'm not sure they're available here in Canada. I live out in the sticks and don't get to McDonalds very often. (Our KFC's don't even have mashed potatoes or grits!)
2017-10-20 [Mortified Penguin]: But without mashed potatoes, how do they make their KFC® Famous Bowl?!
2017-10-21 [Sideways]: It’s a great big pigslop bowl of sadness
2017-10-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Thank you for endorsing Bob's® Great Big Pigslop Bowl of Sadness, but we're not nearly as good as KFC and we use pigslop instead of chicken.
2017-10-21 [Nuktae-tal]: and sadness instead of potatoes!
(19h ago) [Sagacious Turkey]: And wood shavings instead of cheese!
(19h ago) [Sagacious Turkey]: *whittles a wooden shiv in case of Misty attacks*
*on second thought, goes ahead and whittles a glass shiv too... just in case*
(16h ago) Not a Clone: Why does the logo for Elfpack look like a lizard? More importantly, is it a lizard I can meet?
(16h ago) Really!: I'd ask over there, but I prefer to contribute to the one that's actually doing well!
(11h ago) [Sideways]: Hey, Mort... what’s “Fiscal” mean? I’ve never heard of that word before.
(10h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: How should I know? Do I look like a botanist to you?!
(9h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: As for Elfpack's lizard... do I look like a botanist to you?!
(9h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: *storms off into his greenhouse to investigate the pH levels in his potted cabbage plants*
A pH of 1.5?! I wish I was a botanist, so I could know if that's good or not... *sighs and continues pouring acid on his plants*
(9h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: Oh yeah, and I always forget about Cathug's diner:
(9h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: And I think there's one on elf12... and maybe musmakers and writersco, but probably not...
(9h ago) [Mortified Penguin]:
(8h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: I would open new diners on these fancy, new websites I've heard of like Reddit and MySpace and Friendster, but outside of Heddate sites, it would just seem weird and autistic. And Reddit is autistic enough as is.