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2018-04-19 [Nuktae-tal]: My buns! Bad anaconda!

2018-04-20 [Pied Crow]: Your buns! Good anaconda!

2018-04-20 [~Crimson Angel~]:

Hey Mort!

Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

2018-04-20 [Sheamus Finn]: Not true....there's some bong resin over in the corner!!

2018-04-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Roses are brown.
Violets are brown.
Gardening is hard
And I can't rhyme.
Also, I'm not so great at poetry structure either,
But whatever.
Shut uppa you face!
But seriously, someone needs to do something about that anaconda in the kitchen...

2018-04-20 [Nuktae-tal]: He has my buns!!

2018-04-20 [Pied Crow]: Eh... The anaconda's a cutie, I'd leave him be.

Then again, I said the same thing about Deathwing, and look what happened to his kitchen. Hm...

2018-04-20 [Pied Crow]: Nah, I say leave the anaconda be.

2018-04-20 [Mortified Penguin]: *the anaconda starts trying to eat Misty*

Don't do it, snek! You'll choke!

2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: Yay my buns have been freed! *crushes the bread*

2018-04-21 [Pied Crow]: ........... I'm interested in this.

2018-04-21 [~Crimson Angel~]: *the anaconda explodes from trying to eat the miss tea*

2018-04-21 [Sheamus Finn]: Wait was the bread crushed by the buns or the buns by the bread?? 

2018-04-21 [Nuktae-tal]: All I know is I rear ended a guy and my trunk got messed up... my junk fell out then the anaconda stole my buns hun!

(16h ago) [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh, uh huh. Of course. This all definitely adds up... *slowly reaches for his Employee Motivation Hammer*

(15h ago) [Sagacious Turkey]: Just use the machete, I'm trying to do repairs here.

*goes back to hammering a railroad spike into a random segment of drywall*... *keeps hammering until the entire wall is nothing but a fine powder on the floor*...

*wipes his brow and takes a long swig off his bottle of Windex before taking the hammer to the floor*

(9h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: Hahaha

(5h ago) [Pied Crow]: Oh, Penguin-Bird? I want your Eragon comic finished so I can see how you draw dragons. Chop-chop! Stomp-stomp!

(5h ago) [~Crimson Angel~]: How red is the rose
How deep is the well
Your feet are like flowers
'Cause boy do they smell!

(5h ago) [Nuktae-tal]: no poetry allowed in here what does this look like a jam session! * throws jam jar at crimson*

(5h ago) [Sheamus Finn]: Looks at his drum then lights it on fire....Nevermind....

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