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I have a tendencey to come up with some weird analogies and funny phrases. So, I've decided to put them up here to share with the world. . .And also, if I find a phrase or analogy that I just love, I'll post them here too (with permission of and credit to the creator, of course).





"Well spank me and call me a bitch!"
Created when a mate of mine said something that surprised me.

"And it was so totally like, woah!"
Again, one of mine, created during a blonde moment.

"My life is the glass orb that God uses for bowling."
My statement about my life.

"Because I want to be abreast of the Evil Within?"
A reason Brandon gave me why I should flash him. . .I have weird friends.

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change"
Anonymous

"*shocked expression* But you just blew up the fish!! I just did not see that."
[sequeena_rae]'s friend, Lisa, accidently blew a fish up (she'll never use bicarbonate soda in bread again)

"She walked in like a centipede missing 98 legs." 
anonymous

[haldirrox]: Yes, but what happens when you do what feels right and you get your heart ripped out and force-fed to you?
[Alfirin Lindlea]: Get out the seasoning and have a good munch on it.
too funny. . .

[Rain S.]: "It feels so good to be completly mad."

''When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right, while the other wonders what her head would look like one a stick.''
- Ed Gein




Also, if you have a phrase or analogy that you'd like to share, send me a message and if I like it, I'll put it up.


Analogy:

1. An agreement or likeness between things in some circumstances or effects, 
when the things are otherwise entirely different.

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2005-10-02 [zeale]: I like the last analogie. Here's one I heard somewhere. "She walked in like a centipede missing 98 legs."

2005-10-03 [Flight of the Butterfly]: ha! I like that! lol

2005-10-06 [sequeena_rae]: Lol thank you and your one is very funny XD

2008-05-15 [Rice]: 'When life gives you lemonds fuck making lemonade, crush those juicy sting beasts into the eyes of the next twat who dares look at you the wrong way'.
My personal phrase....

2008-05-15 [Flight of the Butterfly]: Umm...a bit strong....

2008-05-15 [Rice]: Fair enough, i only know some funny serial killer quotes and phrases?

2008-05-15 [Flight of the Butterfly]: Well, if you can tone down the language a touch, I'm more then willing to hear 'em :)

2008-05-15 [Rice]: 'When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right, while the other wonders what her head would look like on a stick. - Ed Gein'

2008-05-15 [Flight of the Butterfly]: *falls over laughing* Ok! That one's going to get posted ASAP

2008-05-15 [Rice]: I know isn't is just amazing, I have loads more if you like, some are more crazy and violent but others are just hilerious. Like this guy who was on trial got out a gun and went 'Stand back..these things are dangerous' then preceded to blow his brains out on live TV.

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