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| Member #37982 created: 2004-01-30 23:57:23 | Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/37982 |
I look businessy. Arrgh! I'm not businessy!!
The sunset looks like nothing,
The city lights are flying at half-mast,
And music is just white noise.
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Hi, I am the awesomely rad and super-cool Lady Chaos (and as you can tell, I am being sarcastic). My real name is Bronwen and I'm 20 years old. I study science at uni and work part-time in a meat shop. I like writing poems and making art, mainly drawing comics and digitally altering photos. I'll reply to most messages, depending on how busy I am.
I know I'm not on Elftown as much as I used to be... sorry about that. I'm very busy with work and uni, so I just don't have as much time as before. I will definitely still be on Elftown sometimes, just not quite as often. If you need to talk to me really urgently or if I've forgotten to reply to an important message, please email me at lollies underscore noir at yahoo dot com dot au.
A Clockwork Orange - This movie is my guilty (very guilty) pleasure (very pleasure).
A guy and a girl... - Join if you're sick of those stupid chain-message type stories people put in their houses!
Alone, and unloved - Prove me wrong!!
ARAF - The Age Restriction Abolition Front
Bunnybanner - I cracked the puzzle... creepy as hell!
Chaos knights - Mmmm, chaos! Just like me.
Christian Vampires - At last, our minority group is recognised!
Crocodile Hunter - Crikey! A tribute to the late and awesome Steve Irwin.
Decay: Gateways - [lacklustre]'s awesome post-apocalypt Elftown Institute For Problems - I am one of the directors, so I can help if you need advice. ET Aussies - Throw a shrimp on the barbie! Burn, John Howard! fuck image - [pelv13]'s page! :D Because labels are for jam jars! John Howard HATE club - Yeah, JH is screwing Australia up... vote Labor! Johnny Depp Lovers United - My favourite actor... his best movies are Pirates and CatCF. KiNkY PeOpLe UnItEd - You don't even wanna know... I've got this thing for the bad guys... - It's like they read my mind and made a wiki page of it!! :D Ladies United - Join if you have "Lady" in your screen name. Panic! At The Disco Lovers - They are awesome, just rockingly awesome. photomanipulators - Just see The Chaos Collection for proof. salad fingers - Because I freaking love Salad Fingers!! "I like rusty spoons!" scientist_unite - The only acid we're dropping is deoxyribonucle Support Gay Marriage - Everyone should be able to marry. The Motorcycle Story Petition - Are you fed up to the back teeth with the story? Sign here!! The Pumpkin King - Because I LOVE the Nightmare Before Christmas!! :D The Smiths - One of the best bands ever. The Ticklish Club - Yeah, I'm ticklish, just like everyone else. Violent People - I love Kill Bill, what can I say? WDP - World Domination Plans! Yay! Weirdoes United! - Because I am weird. who u b? - [kanaseria] personality test! Apparently I'm an angel. "Give me a break or I'll give you a compound fracture!" Me: "You can play dungeons and dragons together." "Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning, red sky at night, shepherd's delight and red sky at noon, apocalypse soon." "I have a whole cigarette caught in the tread of my shoe." "We live in Victoria, not in the Victorian era!" "By my blotted copybook, the bus is coming." "I'll admit to anything if you prod me enough and offer me food." (On the $30 membership fee that I'll have to pay to join the Labor Party): "You're not selling your soul, you're paying them to take it!" "This modern food... it's too much fruit and not enough pastry." "When I'm not listening to Out of Range (a Swollen Members song), I wish I was listening to Out of Range." "Flat no's get a flat nose." "I just knew I couldn't get through the holiday season without being called "Nebenezer Scrooge"..." (On butter): "Spreading an early grave on your potato?" "I love my moral high horse. It's comfortable." "Moderation should only exist in moderation." On her newly pierced ears: "Not the first stud I've had in me!" "Qualitative research: Things that go bump in the night." "The right answer to any question is 'yes'. If the right answer is 'no', then the question hasn't been worded correctly." "I'm not misunderstood, I'm just evil!" "You're the ding-dong at the top of the bell curve!" "Customers are dumb. They'll take something home if it's not bolted down and they'll leave something in the shop if it's not handed to them." "We really just stumble through life trying not to get got." "Diet Coke without caffeine? You may as well snort chalk and smoke your lawn clippings!" "Some people's mind is a microscope, some people's mind is a telescope, but my mind is a kaleidoscope!" "Hey everyone! Bizarre can't rap! Now I play... the waiting game." (Refer to the song Fight Music by D12. Trust me, it's worth it. And a good song.) "If you are asked a question you don't know, answer it with the answer to a question you do know: 'How much are these?', 'Yes, it's a cable.'" "If it's not science, it's magic." - Nebs "To see this is to meet insomnia, shake him by the hand, and say, 'come on in'." (Referring to http://www.eba "[MisterScurvy], you can't take both of us on, because we'll find someone you like and prove that they are married and pregnant to Brad Pitt." "You probably think that being 'capped' means having a baseball cap put on you." "In Psychology class, I feel like a rat running a maze that was built for a mouse." "I think your idea of how to build shelter for us just went straight to DVD..." "If this guy keeps bugging me, he is at risk of getting 'look pal'ed... y'know, 'look pal, I'm not interested', or 'look pal, you have bad breath', or 'look pal, you're a cute little puppy and I like 'em big an' ferocious'." "Stupid participants, with their demand characteristic "In America, all the girls want to be slim, and all the boys want to be Slim." "If you want to make a big, yucky cliche, just mention destiny!" "Well, well well... seems you've just unwittingly put a hostage into my headlock." "You'd better look out, or I'll sell you fruit and vegies!" "You've heard of 'why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free'? Well, why drink the milk unless you know it's good?" "I have the emotional spectrum of a mouse: Scared, and Not Scared." "I don't know what kills 'em, when they're stranded out at sea. I'm not sure if it's the thirst... or the irony." "Why is it that all the best things to say start with "now who's..."?" (On my plan to change my hair colour): "Once you go black, you go back in 30 washes." "Sticks and stones may break my bones... Don't break my bones!!" "Don't worry, there's sugar!" "Have a nice death. Day! I mean day! Have a nice day." "Oooh, look! They've got pictures! They've got pretties!" - (When I discovered the new warning notices with gruesome pictures on cigarrete packets.) "If Elftown "isn't a dating service" then why can you search for people by civil status, sexual preference and body shape?" "There is only really one way to skin a cat. Give it a plate of its favourite cat food and then when it has finished, ask it politely if it will please take its skin off." On guidelines for a safe classroom environment: "I have an idea: put a gun rack in the corner so that the children are encouraged to leave their guns in the gun rack while they are in class, rather than having the guns with them where mishaps could occur." "Whoa is me!!" "Is that the pot calling the tobacco "drugs"?" "You're a deeply flawed poo-poo head." "Words are like corpses. You spend hours digging them up and they're still kinda lifeless and stinky with not enough meat on their bones." "I am captain of a ship. The oneupmanship! My cat is always blacker, so black, in fact, that it is an abyss of infinite and total darkness!" On my new happiness: "If there was an opposite to suicide, I think I'd commit it!" On my visit to the cemetery: "All will be gravey!" "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and I am from Pluto." "Oh, my imaginary friends are real people. I just imagine that they are my friends." "All I need is all of the things I need and some of the things I want." A Brief Conversation On Meeting People From The Net...
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[Nebsy] is my twin sister. She is very funny. Read her quotes!
Nebsy has a poetry page! I'm A Poet
Nebs: "Yeah, he can put his dragon in my dungeon anytime!"
"...And if it's not magic, it's mushroom." - Henick[Lady Chaos]'s Quotes
Because sometimes, just sometimes, I can be funny too.
My mum: "But what if you don't like him in the flesh?"
Me: "Don't worry, I can take him out of it."
| Age: 21 | Year of birth: 1987 | Month of birth: 6 | Day of birth: 29 |
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